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19 Enjoy the chaos

[glowydiaries]

yay let's do a custom order drink quiz ♡

tagging: @sophiaurora @spr1ng @444tunately @fuzzy (+ you!)

[sophiaurora]

we match!!

tags .ᐟ @caramelmiacchiato @coffeelovingreader @inkstainsonmysheets @calamaroo

[coffeelovingreader]

aww we all match🥹🥹 thank you for the tag darling 🩷🩷

tags: @fiolowe @cherryseascns @fromrory @livlocus @somewhereincairparavel @misdollie @perseusargent @dhazefawn @yuunarii-arii

[fromrory]

Omg thank you so much for tagging me !

🔖 𓂃⋆.˚:: @simpingmyassoff @shootingstargirl2001 , @gothamwing , @amiratheangel , @beanxiv , @dhazefawn , @misdollie , @cherryseascns , @cherryribbcns , @deerhazed @desertwhisperer , @sophiaurora .

[cherryseascns]

🗨️ ͝♡ ︎ ֹ ︎ ܸ ︎ ㅤ. ₊💥❇️ ׅ 𝄂𝄚𝅦𝄚𝄞𝅄ㅤ. lwk late for this........but ty for the tag, rory, & jo!! mwawma ♡

𖬺. @dhazefawn @misdollie @ariannagram @wcnyange @perseusargent @helia-yvana @ccupcakqs @bloodwrittenletters @simpingmyassoff @xolollipop

[ariannagram-moveddd]

thank you for the tag !!! ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

npt : @vita-min-buniii @nottodaybroo @phaelusion @effortlesslysweet @whimsrie @javiimartinez @xobiggs @f4ckinpvssyy @appleofmyweapon + anyone else who'd like to join !!!

[effortlesslysweet]

AAAA SO CUTE 🌷

npt <3 @yelenaschild @butterflykisses4life @thatone-midgardian @littlemissclairebiggs @amiratheangel @silvermistymoon + anyone else <3

[yelenaschild]

This is actually kinda accurate so adorable too🤎 (tho I don't like smart watches)

Npt: @itzzkaylaaa @i-put-the-homo-in-homocidal @thatone-midgardian @silvermistymoon @/anyone who wants to join Cuz idk any other people 🥲👍🏻

[i-put-the-homo-in-homocidal]

thank you for the tag!!!

This was lowkey kinda cool

Npt: @thorspop-tarts @that-fangirling-bitch @alonewu @teen-antisocial @geminiwritten @justwaveandsmile

[thorspop-tarts]

Thx for tagging me! this is really cute and kinda accurate!

Npt: @marvel-lous-guy @serenastark-official @ssa-atlas-alvez @ask-spiderpool

[thorspop-tarts]

Tony: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!

[thorspop-tarts]

Tony, watching Peter do something stupid: Harley, you're officially only the second highest risk here.

Harley: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—

Tony: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.

[thorspop-tarts]

Peter: Hey, Steve, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Steve: Yeah.

Peter: And you, Bucky?

Bucky: Umm... yes?

Peter: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Bucky: Did he just-

[thorspop-tarts]

Tony: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Peter: Do not do that.

Tony: You won’t even notice!

Harley, entering: Tony, you wanted to see me again?

Tony: Peter's single

Peter: *hides face in hands*

[thorspop-tarts]

Peter, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??

Peter: Wait. I the fuck used this pan…

Harley: It was you the fuck.

Peter: It was I the fuck…

Tony: Who cooks rice in a pan?

Harley: They the fuck.

[thorspop-tarts]

Clint: All right, Peter, that’s it, you’re grounded! I found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. I didn’t raise you to be such a nerd!

Peter: I’m not even your kid-

[thorspop-tarts]

Tony: Tell Harley off, Peter! Assert yourself!

Peter: That's my ice cream!

Tony: Good! Now let him have it!

Peter, handing harley the ice cream: Here, you can have it.

[tincanmans]

this answer to “why do you like iron man” tho- 🥹

[thorspop-tarts]

Peter: Wade, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.

Wade: Why? I'm fine on the stand!

*flashback to Testimony #1*

Wade: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.

Wade, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME.

*flashback to Testimony #2*

Wade: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?

Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: ...Crying?

*flashback to Testimony #3*

Wade: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.

Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?

[thorspop-tarts]

Steve: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?

Peter: How did you know I was up until 3am?

Tony: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

[thorspop-tarts]

Tony: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Steve: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Tony: I said within reason, Steve. How about I murder that guy?

Steve: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Tony: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[thorspop-tarts]

Mj: why are your tongues purple?

Harley: I had a blue slushy.

Peter: ...and I had a red one.

MJ: oh...

MJ: OH

Ned: you tried each others slushies?

[yoooitsemmers]

Peter: are you from Tennessee? Harley: Peter: Cause you’re the only 10 I see! Harley: Peter: hahaha Harley: Peter: haha… Harley: shut the fuck up. Peter: IM SORRY I HAD TOO

[1dlthslvr]

Harry: I accidentally used Niall's toothbrush, and now I'm afraid I'll start craving Nando's out of the blue!

[incorrectmarvelquote]

Peter: Did you know that male bees die after mating?

Tony: That’s sad

Peter: Yeah, that’s their whole life.

Honey, Nut, Cheerio.

Tony: Get the fuck out