Shades of gray - and any color inbetween...

Stephie, coffee-/tv junkie, ao3 lover, mcu obsessed - and definitely not a morning person. no. seriously.

[tattoo-kink]

We should start a contest: Who has the coziest socks?!

[just-shower-thoughts]

They should have a “this one sucks” return pile for shopping carts.

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

____________________________________________________________

Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

____________________________________________________________

Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

____________________________________________________________

Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

____________________________________________________________

Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

____________________________________________________________

Bro: so…how was narnia?

____________________________________________________________

Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

____________________________________________________________

Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

____________________________________________________________

Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

____________________________________________________________

Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

____________________________________________________________

Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

____________________________________________________________

Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

____________________________________________________________

Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

____________________________________________________________

Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

[technicallythearical]

This is so sweet actually

[guy]

i just made bird noises

[goggles-mcgee]

I just squealed. Now that is support! You go bro….you go

[fandom-snippets-blog]

Dude your brother is amazing holy shit

[zeekayart]

[lawfulgoodness]

RIGHTEOUSNESS AND JUSTICE

[sussexbound]

Early retirement.  The best super power.

[be-there-now-in-a-minute]

Loose grasp of punctuality

[youblowuponesun]

oh no.

[godyoutalkpretty]

Talking…. pretty?

[typingtess]

Typing.

Originally posted by gypsyastronaut

[serendipityxxi]

Accidental good fortune! *wanders around bestowing it on people I like*

[whenwolfsbaneblooms]

poisons??? Making flowers bloom?? Have I suddenly become Rappaccini’s daughter? Or am I a werewolf????

I know which one I’d like…

[kat8porgs]

I vote you’re a poisonous werewolf.

I don’t eat ghosts which is a pretty lame super power IMHO.

[whirlwind-armor]

I break days? Does that mean I manipulate the speed the earth rotates around the sun?

[rae-redacted]

I’m an S-class futz up but I keep on kickin

[howling-at-night]

Werewolf

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

Ummmm …. Invisibility? So that people are always asking how things happened? I don’t know!

[pollydoodles]

Doodling … ? I’m guessing only a select few will recall Penny Crayon (esp as there is criminally no gifs related), but it was a British animated show about a girl with magic crayons, and whatever she drew with them came to life …

[tattoo-kink]

I should/would be the next guest judge on INK MASTER. lol

[did-you-know]

[drankinwatahmelin]

#2 did not come to play with you hoes

[hyperbemily]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[theimaginarythoughts-deactivate]

Wooooow

[dynastylnoire]

Holy…

[voidbat]

dang dude

[tattoo-kink]

nope - but NOW I know. holy...

[just-shower-thoughts]

I can’t remember the last time world peace was talked about except in a beauty competition.

[tattoo-kink]

A friend of mine just started her brandnew etsy shop with avenger inspired greeting cards.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/energeticred

Spread the fandom love and feel free to visit her shop.

I still can’t choose which one is my favorite.

Nope.

That’s a lie.

TEAM CAP ALL THE WAY!!!

[energeticred]

How about this one?

[tattoo-kink]

a friend of mine started to make marvel-avenger greeting cards. she's not quiet sure, if she should put it in her brand new etsy shop.

would anyone be interested?

[caleysteggy]

Keep reading

[dreaminglikeeames-deactivated20]

[warpaintpeggy]

[champagnemanagement]

favorite slang terms for penis

kicky-wicky (1602)

long plum (1613)

bald-pate friar (1656)

silent flute (1720)

gaying instrument (1811)

liver-disturber (1888) (yikes)

master of ceremonies (1890)

father confessor (1890)

quimstick (1896)

patootie (1927) (cutie patootie)

ambassador (1927)

kidney-buster (1935) (double yikes)

dingle-doodle (1935)

dingwallace (1951)

snorker (1963)

corned beef torpedo (1975)

all selected from the timeline of slang terms for the penis

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

What the hell happened in 1888 and 1935?

[godshinjiikari]

I’m calling mine master of ceremonies now

[fromaprincesstoawhore-deactivat]

corned beef torpedo…is that why babies come from the cabbage patch?

[sexbloodrainbows]

Someone felt fabulous 

[codependentsamanddean]

[cultureofwhoiam]

Best use I’ve ever seen of that gif.

[dirtrats]

OH MY GOD IT’I’MS FINALLY ON MY DASH AGAIN I”VE BEEN SEARCHING FIR HIS POST FOR YEARS

[dynablade]

[kms1996]

[actuallyapathy]

this is the biggest mistake I’ve ever witnessed

[kelslk-art]

they’re just sparring ok guys

[tastefullyoffensive]

Check out more of Liz’s cute and hilarious comics on her website and buy her new book, which has 50 never-before-seen comics.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Between Saving Private Ryan ($70 million), Interstellar ($165 million), and The Martian ($108 million), America has spent nearly $350 million trying to rescue Matt Damon.

[tattoo-kink]

Finally watched Gotham within a week. After 4 epis I was totally hooked...