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High WIS Low INT Jackass from Texas; He/Him if you care, hit letter B from LGBT

[cumdumpstiel]

what is it about pussy that needs ice. like it's a match made in heaven. even if it was in the fridge before i still pour it over ice

[cumdumpstiel]

so i meant, and fully thought i typed, pepsi

[doggirlpaws]

pussy was invented after electric refrigeration unlike cock which was originally meant to be enjoyed at room temperature

[mollyyancey]

kosuzu of motivation

[shittysawtraps]

stuck in a saw trap but when you start crying jigsaw pauses it and grabs you a cup of tea and sits with you and listens to you until you calm down. and then the trap starts again.

[wotas-art]

My friends were sharing pics of this drink and it gave me an idea

[cerastes]

^it's her

[romcommunist]

i hate a recipe for a dish with "marry me" in the name. fuck off. gives tradwife energy i will not elaborate

[iamnotlanuk]

making a recipe called "divorce me no prenup" the way you're gonna want at least half

[syrenki]

okay i'm gonna be honest i don't like people who are actively looking for a relationship and shooting their shots all around to see who will be most interested, it's weird. literally just wait until you fall in love with someone, it doesn't happen every year, what the fuck, people aren't options on a menu. it makes all relationships feel so transactional, like options on a menu, and so often i am considered one of the options and i don't flirt enough fast enough but i think to myself oh this person has feelings for me let me think let me explore that... and then i'm always given up on for someone who's faster. and i never understand what could make them unhave those feelings for me so suddenly and so fast until i realise there never was any feelings involved they literally just looked at me like i'm on a menu and tried to estimate the price, i.e. how much generic unspecified dishonest affection they'd have to throw at me until i gave myself over willingly and they Had A Relationship, until they Had Obtained Love. i wish people stopped trying to "shoot their shot" and "test the waters" with me, i mean i know i can't demand loyalty before i even agree to anything but i'd really rather they not show any interest in me at all if they don't mean me at all. i'd rather not have people attracted to me than have people be so open about it me and then so open about changing their mind about me once i turn out to not be digestible enough. idk something about a person LOOKING for a relationship (and you can always tell when they desperately are) is so off-putting to me like are we talking about falling in love or investing in a new pair of shoes. why do you think about this like acquiring something. the concept of looking for love itself is insane to me i'm sorry i can't respect that.

[syrenki]

like am i crazy for thinking the process shouldn't begin with deciding that you want it and then browsing through the people like in a store deciding which you like and then picking the most enthusiastic and most easily attainable one of them. like is this not insane to you guys is this not literally some patrick bateman type of bullshit. when had we given up on going through life meeting people learning them and then maybe if you're lucky once in a decade maybe just maybe you will fall in love. how did we make it into something to acquire

[syrenki]

i apologize but i think it's literally approaching mythological levels of hubris to assume we can just plan and demand and generate something as huge and as life altering as love. because we Felt Like It. like you either have to be completely delusional to the point of a god complex or you have to not understand the term in the first place. because how else do you explain this phenomenon.

[thwrangis]

its gonna be a sexy sexy night once i figure out how to survive point blank shotgun blasts

[oicuperp]

hoffman's car

[magical-missiles]

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

this one's a doozy

[i-identify-guns-in-posts]

Springfield Armory XD-M

HK USP

Desert Eagle

1911 derivative (specific model unknown)

SIG P229 Elite

Beretta 92FS

Diamondback DB9

Ruger P-Series pistol

Kel-Tec PMR30

Ruger 22/45

Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson

Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson

Unidentified (revolver?)

[maykitz]

you forgot to identify the pink one

[grenade-maid]

11. Is a Ruger GP100, based on the scalloped section behind the cylinder and wooden insert in the synthetic grip

12. Is a S&W Model 10 based on the proportion of the size of the cylinder to the trigger guard, fixed notch rear sight, narrow hammer, and small grips that do not fill the upper portion of the frame behind the trigger guard

[maykitz]

you forgot to identify the pink one

[pixelizedprince]

Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing

[derrida-simp]

@identifying-cars-in-posts what's the car tho

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2011-2014 Ford F-150

[24fish]

[enigma-system]

I had tombstone, but now I'm free. There are no tombstones on me...

[epicmothgirlarts]

various reis

[vocalsynthtextposts]

i wanted to draw some awesome robotgirl joints and wires

[vocalsynthtextposts]

pov you're on a dinner date with adachi rei (she's eating USB Stick)

[ramfence]

[dumbpuppyfag]

(scary dom voice) call the restaurant, slut. im too shy

[pleuvoire]

one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

[pleuvoire]

ok fine reblogs are back on go wild

[artsyolivia]

[x--self-love--x]

[vilikis-silvermoon]

[pocket-deer-belly]

[eastern-lights]