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gang we got another one to add to the squad.
So I started reading Lore Olympus as a young teenager, right when the series first came out.
I don't think it's a coincidence that my favorite episodes back then were the ones that followed Eros and Psyche. I also don't think it's a coincidence that I started out kind of liking Persephone and Hades, being excited to see where their relationship went, and how they would have interacted as characters and then... being bored by them going in circles.
SO, I will be sharing a few things I remember thinking were stupid back when the episodes first came out. I was about 14/15, but some of my gripes are from later in the series. Some of them are major things, some are minor details.
#1: Persephone not having pierced ears.
You're 19. Getting a sewing needle and just do it at home. You have a phone, you can look it up. Why is this such a big deal?
Then I found this:
Why? Why is this a thing? Ew.
#2: Persephone being 19 years old.
She is a deity. She's not meant to have an age. She is the embodiment of spring. You could still have the same "innocence" to her character because of her existing only on the mortal plane.
#3: Persephone's "Innocence"
I didn't like this part of her character at all. I really hated that it was especially played up while she was with Hades. I hated how it was used to baby-fy her. I also hated how her naivety was contrasted with her supposed "intelligence." Tell my why someone who was a math champion and got great grades does not have a bank account. Tell me how she became those things while living in "the mortal realm," aka ancient Greece, where there wouldn't have been a modern education system. Tell me why someone who regularly hangs out with nymphs is that innocent about sex. What I really didn't like about this part of her is that I could never tell if it was the "core" of her character. Sometimes it seemed like a mask for her inner rage. Sometimes it seemed like an effect of living in the mortal realm. Sometimes it seemed like who she really was. I could never tell.
Dude. C'mon.
#4: Persephone's "Wild Spring" Only Happening Once
I thought it was cool that Persephone actually did something for spring. It was explicitly show that spring was boring before her. Her entire purpose for being, her entire connection to Hades before they actually met each other, was just a fluke. Wow.
#5: Persephone discovering her flight powers.
Again. She is a goddess. Why? Why did it take so long for her to figure out she could fly.
#6: Persephone's rage being de-fanged.
Her rage was my favorite thing about her. Every time she got angry it kind of shattered her "Mary Sue" characterization for me. Ares said it himself, she was the angriest goddess in the pantheon besides Hera. And then she just... wasn't. She got stopped every time her eyes turned red by The Plot™. It never really felt like she got to "release" that quiet, burning rage fully. I wanted to see her be the goddess whose name wasn't said out of fear for getting her attention. It seemed like she was a lot more threatening than she actually was.
Her actually not being as rageful with the villagers who killed the flower nymphs pissed me off. Her only having it because Eris gifted it to her pissed me off. Her turning Minthe back pissed me off. And then in later seasons it just turned into pettiness.
#7: Her looking exactly like Rhea.
Hello, creepy implications.
#8: Her friendships/experiences with Hermes, Hecate, and Ares meaning nothing.
You can't tell me that Persephone, the most helicoptered child of all time, wouldn't have been sneaking into Hecate's room all the time when she was there, asking her about everything. You can't tell me that getting manipulated by Ares wouldn't have made her trust people a lot less.
#9: Her dynamic with Ares getting ruined.
I really liked their dynamic at first. I wish it would have continued. He made her more interesting.
I liked that he didn't fall for her "innocent" act. He wasn't obsessed with her, he just found her rage entertaining. There wasn't any "real" sort of attraction going on between them, it was all surface level. It was refreshing to see a character that just did not care that much about her.
And then... he did.
#10: Persephone having no money, while having money?
She's getting paid for her internship, she has money underneath her bed, it's implied that she doesn't pay rent while living with Artemis, and she's an heiress. So why does she need to sell the comb?
#11: This not meaning anything
Such a cool design that didn't go anywhere. Would've loved to see this Kronos.
At the end of the Bridgerton series, if they do not have a scene with all the Bridgertons and their spouses and their collective 5 thousand children, I will absolutely riot. They can start planning now already, please and thank you.
So a lot of people are saying after season 4 they want Posy to join the Bridgertons as an honorary member, and I just had a brilliant idea for how she could join as a permanent member:
👀
Season 5, anyone?
Reblog if your art project has not, does not, and never will make use of generative ai at any point in your creative process.
Gotta say, Sparky's threat of taking out the pliers and saying "you know what happens when you break the rules" and cutting to Frankie's angry expression with some teeth missing was brilliant
hey everyone, don't worry about ol Chuck, it's ok. this is what he would have wanted.
only fellow eldest daughters understand the feeling of wanting to bang ur head against a wall as u watch ur younger siblings do things u would’ve been burned alive for even thinking abt
The only time I’d pick a man over the bear is if that man was Kirby.
Hot take but Charles Perrault's version of Cinderella (who found husbands for her stepsisters) was definitely the oldest, and the Grimm brother's Cinderella (who's stepsisters got their eyes pecked out at her wedding) was definitely the youngest.
If ykyk.
God, could you all imagine if someone hot and young became the pope? Suddenly religion would be all cunty. Suddenly tons of people would be flocking to the Vatican City, a ton of new #s would be popular.
Look at what happened when JFK became president.
Hello sexual freaks, I hope you remember that God is going to fucking blast you to death with powerful lightning. Peace and love.
Dude that would be so fucking hot.
Took a break from my final projects long enough to finish up The Pantheon! A year in the making lol!
god this is so cool
Turns out every lender has been rejecting you because your kid has an unpaid tab at some little girls’ lemonade stand. Your kid’s status as a “big mean stupid head” is really hurting your credit. You need to fix this. But how?
Read this as “every lesbian,” lol
can somebody else please run for president like how are we low on candidates. there are so many people over 35
you have the opportunity to go to dinner with one tumblr celebrity, who do you invite?
Neil Gaiman
Wil Wheaton
Lynda Carter
Chuck Tingle
Diane Duane
Other (in the tags)
I mean, the obvious choice is right there, and it isn't me, but WOW check out the company I'm in!
@one-time-i-dreamt , I'd like to nominate her for celebrity status and also to go to dinner.
I’d like to nominate @pukicho b/c I’ve always wanted to have dinner with an absolute madlad.
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
Do Not Do This To Me
if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it
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Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber
Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.
Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts
1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass
That car is not messed up enough. Here.
@identifying-cars-in-posts
1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12
I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees
I’ll write a hauiku
as a comment on this post
and hope the bot sees
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@identifying-horses-in-posts
Pretty horse!
@i-say-ok
ok.
@cat-spotted
CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!
/200K
I choose @weirdly-specific-but-ok ! And it's effective!
the second i saw someone chose me for something i felt deep irrational fear. what eldritch demon is this site sacrificing me to now?
oh are we eating paper is that a thing because i am down baby
If someone asks what Tumblr is, show them this thread.
@turtleneck-crowley @ivankaramazov07 isn't this magic. :D :D ;D
TUMBLR IS HUMAN CULTURE AT ITS FINEST I TELL YOU THE DOCTOR WOULD BE PROUD TO SEE US IDIOTS. IVE SHENANID-ONCE, ILL SHENAN-AGAIN
to all those who got the ducktales reference, i send my love and kisses
I’m turning this into a picrew chain also guys lots of pressure
This is a Picrew made by Nuggts @.nuggts on TikTok You can use this Picrew as a profile picture or in a video etc. with credits! Do
Do it or the animatronics fucking get me also no I did not kill anyone what are you talking about
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tag all you moots this is not an option
also prev yes you @ivankaramazov07 I want you to do it as well
@probablyautism thnx for remembering the weirdest tumblrina on the planet. also can u explain to ur local grandma what she has to do(apologies are afoot)
So tap on the link above my character and simply make your own it could be an OC or you or your sona, anything.
ON IT BESTIE!
im here watching this lmao, funniest shit i seen
NOT THE KILGRAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh and @probablyautism here u go luv
CMON FOLKS
DO IT
here you are!!
@mystic-mae IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR PICREW!!!!!! beautiful business.
@weirdly-specific-but-ok @styx142 no pressue :)
Wild how I keep returning to this goddamn post. @queermarzipan ball's in your court babe.
It may still need help getting to 200,000.
Here's Aziraphale in disguise:
And here's a backstage shot of the Gentlemen in 1941 suits:
@tothechaos will you print and eat the entire post? If so, here is a long joke. Don't choke:
A man obsessed with trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people.
At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and sentenced to death.
Before he faces his sentence, he’s offered a last meal, and asks for a single banana, which is given to him.
The next day, he’s led to the electric chair. They strap him in, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.
There’s never been a failure before. But because you cannot punish a person twice for the same crime, the court is forced to let him go free.
Within a week’s time, naturally, the man, who is obsessed with trains, goes and steals another one.
He doesn’t care that he can’t drive it or that he failed catastrophically before; he is obsessed with trains and his only desire is to operate one. As before, he crashes it, and kills several people.
Again, he stands trial, and again, he is sentenced to death, showing no remorse, only delight that he got to operate the train.
His last meal request is a single banana. When he goes to the chair, the executioner pulls the switch, but nothing happens. He goes free again.
The train-obsessed maniac, once more on the loose, wastes no time in hijacking a train and crashing it.
His trial is speedy, because this has already happened twice, and he is sentenced to death.
They ask him what he’d like for his last meal. “A single banana,” he says.
“Oh, no you don’t, you son of a bitch. We’re on to you, now. We know all about your little banana trick, and you’re not escaping this time!”
The guards refuse his request, and instead serve him a standard last meal of steak, potatoes, and berry cobbler.
The next morning they strap him into the electric chair, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.
“Did you give him the banana?” demands the head guard.
“No, sir! He asked for the banana but we didn’t give it to him, we swear!” says one of the guards.
Turns out the banana had nothing to do with anything. He was just a really bad conductor.
JEFF, CHANGE YOUR FUCKING URL
@writing-prompt-s
Quick! Gordon Ramsey has tasked you to come up with a new recipe with a rather special ingredient: 'this trainwreck of a Tumblr post printed out on paper'. You don't have much time as the exquisite guest will enter the doors of your fancy establishment the moment this post hits 200k notes. Come up with a recipe. Please provide detailed instructions.
Chaos Course Set Meal
Bespoke 9 course meal meant to be enjoyed by @tothechaos
Foreword:
As tasked by the prolific Gordan Ramsey, this 9 Course endeavour will feature the post in its entirety segmented into 9 delightfully ornate, unreasonably complex yet delectably unparalleled dishes. In the following, we'll see how to prepare each of these dishes.
Course One
Dish name: 10k notes of Hubris
10k Notes of Hubris is a simple risotto with saffron infusion and forest mushrooms, topped with shavings of the top 9th piece of this post, printed in full colour, regular stock. Due to the nature of a 9 course setting, it is wise to start with a simpler dish.
Ingredients (serves four people):
1 teaspoon of saffron
300g carnaroli rice
50g extra virgin olive oil
20g butter
5g shallots
1l vegetable broth
parsley (to taste)
100g porcini mushrooms
80g portobello mushrooms
100g brown mushrooms
5g truffle oil
5g lemon peel and lemon juice
30g parmesan cheese
thyme (a dash)
5g garlic
A pinch of salt and pepper
The first 9th of this post, printed in full colour with regular stock.
Method:
In a saucepan, pour the oil and the chopped shallot(s), then add the rice and saffron and toast
Pour the broth a little at a time and cook slowly. Allow to cook before adding salt and black pepper. Stir in butter, grated parmesan cheese, chopped parsley, truffle oil, lemon juice and peel.
In a separate saucepan, cook the mushrooms with oil, garlic, thyme, salt and black pepper.
Presentation:
At the base of the dish pour the risotto, complete with forest mushrooms and basil leaves. Shave the printed top 9th of the post and sprinkle on top. Drizzle a dash of olive oil before serving.
The next dish and recipe of this 9 course meal, complete with the next 9th of the post printed and incorporated, will be presented by another chef.
@one-time-i-dreamt @i-am-a-fish @pukicho
hi jeff (:
I just texted @one-time-i-dreamt
i don't what's more wild to me, how much we are all working on giving someone ink poisoning or learning that @writing-prompt-s has @one-time-i-dreamt 's phone number
I have been summoned many, many times
This post is already one of the most epic I have ever seen. Keep going!
The tumblr post equivalent of the fall of ceasar. Well can't miss my turn with the knife.
@card-of-the-day @doyoulikethissong-poll
@a-counter @t-counter @ebugsdotjpeg
Hey I don't know if it helps but you can safely eat the image if you order a cake from a bakery and then ask for an edible image cake. Send them the image, and they'll put it through an edible printer.
Or eat paper. I've done it before and it isn't so terrible.