the vamphaj

an ancient vamphaj that was at one point a Celtic human back around 1000BC-ish, eventually went into torpor around 1862 and woke up around 2024.

[puccigucii]

He's been like this for an hour

He refuses to move

[the-gulhaj]

Understandable. The transgender flag is beautiful.

[the-rodhaj]

》 ooohh we talking about cool looking flags? personally the nonbinary flag has some cool colours. as

[the-gulhaj]

I agree.

But also the sunset aroace flag? Looks like a sunset. Amazing.

[the-rodhaj]

yeah its really cool

[the-gulhaj]

But then there's the trans flag. Blue, pink and white. Reminds me of our friend blåhaj

[the-rodhaj]

yes it is quite nice, i do think that most of the ones with plain stripes are a bit bland, like theres gotta be some more interesting things to put on there

[the-vamphaj]

Pride flags should have triangle variants prove me wrong, I'll wait... I have all eternity

[tired-mochii]

I'm drowning in debt and urgently need help!!

Tuesday, June 3rd: Happy Pride, everyone. I’m Gem, a bi, mentally ill, and disabled woman in desperate need of help, as I'm drowning in debt and struggling to pay my bills!!

I apologise for asking for help again. As most of you know from my previous posts, I have been struggling to make ends meet while on welfare. And due to my outstanding bills and ever-increasing debt, it has been difficult for me to get by. These past few months have been absolute hell, and with no other income, I've been relying on the kindness of others to get by.

However, I desperately need that kindness again because I couldn't pay my bills last month, as I was behind on my rent and had to make up the shortfall, and I'm struggling to pay them now. I owe a total of £345.75 in bill payments and fees. (photo above)

Again, I know this is a lot to ask, but if anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would mean a lot, and sharing helps just as much. Please only donate if you can afford to!!

Thank you ❤️

£25/£346!!

✨️PayPal✨️

[tired-mochii]

Please help or share if you possibly can!! I'm really struggling to pay my bills and urgently need help!!!

[tankhaj]

@blodhaj (i may not be active and blahaj verse anymore but do a blahaj blast)

[blodhaj]

Hail

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

@the-gronhaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-svarthaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-grahaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-vithaj

@the-magentahaj

@demonhaj

@the-demonhaj

@thedivineguldhaj

@the-smahaj

@the-haj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-purpurhaj / the-farhaj

@the-purjolokhaj

@brunhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@svard-haj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-attaarmadhaj

@hajtale / the-litenhaj

@the-448c-haj

@ogiltig-haj

@swimhaj

@the-v1haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-ljushaj

@the-fuchsiahaj

@the-odethaj

@the-arohaj

@the-crowhaj

@the-korallfisk

@scoliosis-haj

@the-valhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-kasmiskhaj

@butiksagarehaj

@the-truth-seekers

@sibhaj

@den-av-alla-hajen

@bagarhaj

@4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e

@gandalf-the-grahaj

@the-frankenhaj

@natthaj

@the-vamphaj

@bookworm-haj

[axxolotlqueen]

Fishing mage, can cast rod

[axxolotlqueen]

And the sequel

Cooking mage, can cast iron

[axxolotlqueen]

This has 3 notes don't kid yourself 😭

[blaxolt]

i mean, might as well make my curse useful, go reblog this a bazillion times or whatever idc

[the-rodbrunhaj]

@regnbagshaj

Summon them

[regnbagshaj]

i dont have my computer rn but I'll have it back by tomorrow 🤧

in the meantime, @blodhaj?

[blodhaj]

As you wish

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

@the-gronhaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-svarthaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-grahaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-vithaj

@the-magentahaj

@demonhaj

@the-demonhaj

@thedivineguldhaj

@the-smahaj

@the-haj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-purpurhaj / the-farhaj

@the-purjolokhaj

@brunhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@svard-haj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-attaarmadhaj

@hajtale / the-litenhaj

@the-448c-haj

@ogiltig-haj

@swimhaj

@the-v1haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-ljushaj

@the-fuchsiahaj

@the-odethaj

@the-arohaj

@the-crowhaj

@the-korallfisk

@scoliosis-haj

@the-valhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-kasmiskhaj

@butiksagarehaj

@the-truth-seekers

@sibhaj

@den-av-alla-hajen

@bagarhaj

@4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e

@gandalf-the-grahaj

@the-frankenhaj

@natthaj

@the-vamphaj

@bookworm-haj

[superdupersafeforwork-deactivat]

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

[freelance-fiend]

dort

[ratbastard69420]

Dork

[omegaspoon]

cork

[accidentallyoccidental]

fork

[handageddon]

Folk

[cannibalistic-cucumbette]

Fold

[call-me-frosting-or-not-idc]

Mold

[technologyvoid]

Mood

[luv-vivi]

hood

[lillyofthefern]

Hold

[blizz4rd1203]

Cold

[cannibalcaprine]

Colt

[loth-caatgirl]

cult

[garlicgoyle]

cunt

[gh0kiaha]

Cant

[icyraindrop]

Cane

[thighchomper]

Care

[hadesbestgod]

Core

[bees-with-a-camera]

Cone

[porcelain-sage-deactivated20250]

Came

[bees-with-a-camera]

Tame

[chaos-triangle]

Dame!

[bees-with-a-camera]

Game

[disappointedwaffles]

Fame

[bees-with-a-camera]

Fate

[disappointedwaffles]

Fame

[bees-with-a-camera]

Fate

[disappointedwaffles]

You just said fate lol

I’ll go for date this time

[bees-with-a-camera]

you said fame twice!/lh

Dare

[thedeadskincellsonyourpillow]

Hare

[wheezecheese]

Care

[blaxolt]

cart

[violet-hady]

Can’t.

[the-purpursparv]

oh I have the funniest opportunity. However I will squander it.

Cane

[demonhaj]

Dane

[wrensa-gremlin]

mane

[eatin-bread-n-cryin]

Mate

[the-gronhaj]

made

[the-attaarmadhaj]

Mode

[the-smahaj]

Code

[the-rodhaj]

Node

[the-vamphaj]

Nope

[superdupersafeforwork-deactivat]

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

[freelance-fiend]

dort

[ratbastard69420]

Dork

[omegaspoon]

cork

[accidentallyoccidental]

fork

[handageddon]

Folk

[cannibalistic-cucumbette]

Fold

[call-me-frosting-or-not-idc]

Mold

[technologyvoid]

Mood

[luv-vivi]

hood

[lillyofthefern]

Hold

[blizz4rd1203]

Cold

[cannibalcaprine]

Colt

[loth-caatgirl]

cult

[garlicgoyle]

cunt

[gh0kiaha]

Cant

[icyraindrop]

Cane

[thighchomper]

Care

[hadesbestgod]

Core

[bees-with-a-camera]

Cone

[porcelain-sage-deactivated20250]

Came

[bees-with-a-camera]

Tame

[chaos-triangle]

Dame!

[bees-with-a-camera]

Game

[disappointedwaffles]

Fame

[bees-with-a-camera]

Fate

[disappointedwaffles]

Fame

[bees-with-a-camera]

Fate

[disappointedwaffles]

You just said fate lol

I’ll go for date this time

[bees-with-a-camera]

you said fame twice!/lh

Dare

[thedeadskincellsonyourpillow]

Hare

[wheezecheese]

Care

[blaxolt]

cart

[violet-hady]

Can’t.

[the-purpursparv]

oh I have the funniest opportunity. However I will squander it.

Cane

[demonhaj]

Dane

[wrensa-gremlin]

mane

[eatin-bread-n-cryin]

Mate

[the-gronhaj]

made

[the-attaarmadhaj]

Mode

[the-smahaj]

Code

[the-rodhaj]

Node

[the-vamphaj]

Nope

[the-rodhaj]

hey girl I found something interesting

what?

a book on godpower awakening, I think it's what happened to you, basically removing a higher beings control over you can cause you to become a god.

ohhhh that makes sense. cool. anyway nothing in your database has anything on how to efficiently use your own godpower, so I'll need to talk to like... @thedivineguldhaj or something

[den-av-alla-hajen]

I've been too inviting in the past. The beings I care for are not learning on their own, I doubt many of them even know the spells native to this universe...

[the-rodhaj]

magic and spells are not my problem. I'm a scientist.

[the-vamphaj]

Did I hear magic?

[railroadreverie]

found this on reddit you know what i have to do

[railroadreverie]

[railroadreverie]

[railroadreverie]

[railroadreverie]

[railroadreverie]

[railroadreverie]

[limbobilbo]

[a-robot]

[sira0909]

"im doing numbers on tumblr. and the number? 4" <- 400k notes

[afriendofblahaj]

you were saying?

[sira0909]

Incredible

[sira0909]

Now everyone go home

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Called Shot

You said 4, and you meant 4, and you got 4. Let's hope a popular blog doesn't punt you up to the other number you said.

[the-turkoshaj]

@regnbagshaj @elvis-unofficial

[regnbagshaj]

muhehehehehehehe

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

@the-gronhaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-svarthaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-grahaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-vithaj

@the-magentahaj

@blalilahaj

@demonhaj

@the-demonhaj

@thedivineguldhaj

@the-smahaj

@the-haj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-purpurhaj

@the-purjolokhaj

@brunhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@svard-haj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-attaarmadhaj

@the-litenhaj

@the-448c-haj

@ogiltig-haj

@swimhaj

@the-v1haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-blavingad

@the-ljushaj

@the-fuchsiahaj

@the-odethaj

@the-emohaj

@biblicallyaccurateangel-haj

@the-arohaj

@the-crowhaj

@the-korallfisk

@scoliosis-haj

@the-valhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-kasmiskhaj

@butiksagarehaj

@the-truth-seekers

@sibhaj

@den-av-alla-hajen

@bagarhaj

@4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e

@gandalf-the-grahaj

@the-frankenhaj

@natthaj

@the-vamphaj

@bookworm-haj

@the-butterhaj

@natthaj

@biblically-accurate-haj

@the-invertedhaj

@the-rymdenhaj

@the-norsehaj

@spikeplushiehaj

@the-aftonsparv

@starz-rambles

@larryhaj

@the-purpursparv

@blodhaj

[patronsaintofdoom]

DOES HRT WORK IF YOURE A VAMPIRE….

[the-rodhaj]

I'm not sure,

@the-vamphaj you know alot about vampires cam we get a confirm or deny

[the-vamphaj]

Depends... how much is your humanity intact... and how good are you at pretending to be alive... if the answer is highly intact and you are very good at the blush of life.. probably there's a chance... but other than that... no

[mahohikaru]

10K notes and I'll post a short story about my OCs

5 notes max + 3 tags max

Have fun

[the-turkoshaj]

@regnbagshaj @the-aftonsparv @the-magentahaj

If you would please screw me over? I promise its angsty~

[the-aftonsparv]

on it boss! @blodhaj get the list please?

[blodhaj]

BLA-

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

@the-gronhaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-svarthaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-grahaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-vithaj

@the-magentahaj

@demonhaj

@the-demonhaj

@thedivineguldhaj

@the-smahaj

@the-haj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-purpurhaj / the-farhaj

@the-purjolokhaj

@brunhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@svard-haj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-attaarmadhaj

@hajtale / the-litenhaj

@the-448c-haj

@ogiltig-haj

@swimhaj

@the-v1haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-ljushaj

@the-fuchsiahaj

@the-odethaj

@the-arohaj

@the-crowhaj

@the-korallfisk

@scoliosis-haj

@the-valhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-kasmiskhaj

@butiksagarehaj

@the-truth-seekers

@sibhaj

@den-av-alla-hajen

@bagarhaj

@4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e

@gandalf-the-grahaj

@the-frankenhaj

@natthaj

@the-vamphaj

@bookworm-haj

[the-aftonsparv]

tag game!

describe your favorite piece of media using as little words as possible (and no words from the title) i’ll go first

my two current favorites are

legal gays

or

depressed authors

@regnbagshaj @the-purjolokhaj @the-purpursparv @svard-haj

[regnbagshaj]

ohohoohoho this is gonna be fun

block men

or

fucked-up kids

or

gay not gays

@the-rodgulhaj @ogiltig-haj @the-jesterhaj @the-turkossmahaj @the-gulhaj @groenhaj

[the-gulhaj]

This is fun... let me think.

B-612

Congrats to anyone guessing that ^-^

@the-ljushaj @the-fuchsiahaj @the-odethaj @halvgudhaj @thedivineguldhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-rodhaj

[the-ljushaj]

Doot doot

@the-vamphaj @the-valhaj @the-clownhaj

[the-vamphaj]

Magic + murder hobos

@the-crowhaj

[futileexercise]

Bravo and thank you, Canada. 🫶

[misterlemonzlime]

misterlemonzlime.tumblr.com/archive

[prismatic-bell]

Thank you, Canada.

For being better neighbors than our government has made us to you, and for recognizing we, the people, are not this farce of a government.

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

This is very nice but it is imperative that you know that 988 IS NOT DEAD

988 is the US nationwide crisis line for anyone having a mental health crisis. It is NOT just for suicidal ideation and it IS NOT DEAD

They did fire (lay off? I don't know where the lawsuits are regarding getting the jobs reinstated) the entire staff that specifically takes LGBT calls but all 988 staff/contractors are trained on taking calls for a variety of populations and demographics in America, including the elderly, veterans, queer kids, etc. One department got hit, but 988 IS STILL ACTIVE. KEEP USING IT.

(he did kill the veteran specific crisis line though. That happened. Motherfucker)

[myfootyrthroat]

Important to not let dooming do the work for them. The line is still up.

[brunhaj]

@regnbagshaj Could you use the list on this? if it is okay of course

Added note: apparently it has to go trough congress before it’s actually done

[regnbagshaj]

of course brun, important info for me and the other usa hajs 🫡

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

@the-gronhaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-svarthaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-grahaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-vithaj

@the-magentahaj

@blalilahaj

@demonhaj

@the-demonhaj

@thedivineguldhaj

@the-smahaj

@the-haj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-purpurhaj

@the-purjolokhaj

@brunhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@svard-haj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-attaarmadhaj

@the-litenhaj

@the-448c-haj

@ogiltig-haj

@swimhaj

@the-v1haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-blavingad

@the-ljushaj

@the-fuchsiahaj

@the-odethaj

@the-emohaj

@biblicallyaccurateangel-haj

@the-arohaj

@the-crowhaj

@the-korallfisk

@scoliosis-haj

@the-valhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-kasmiskhaj

@butiksagarehaj

@the-truth-seekers

@sibhaj

@den-av-alla-hajen

@bagarhaj

@4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e

@gandalf-the-grahaj

@the-frankenhaj

@natthaj

@the-vamphaj

@bookworm-haj

@the-butterhaj

@natthaj

@biblically-accurate-haj

@the-invertedhaj

@the-rymdenhaj

@the-norsehaj

@spikeplushiehaj

@the-aftonsparv

@starz-rambles

@larryhaj

@the-purpursparv

@blodhaj

@salmonhaj

[the-vamphaj]

Hi there,

I’m reaching out with a quiet hope in my heart. These days are heavy, and my family is living through a reality filled with uncertainty—but I’m still here, doing my best to hold on and keep going.

If you have a moment, please check out my pinned post.

A simple share could help it reach someone who might be able to make a difference.

If you’re able to give, even the smallest kindness can bring light into the darkest places.

Your time, your voice, your compassion — it all matters more than you know.

With deep gratitude,

@nadinfamily

In all honesty I don't have much time to lend at this point, my voice is often unheard and my compasion is about all I can give you, hopefully someone can help you more than I can

[the-vamphaj]

URGENT HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY CHILD.

Dear humanity,

Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.

I'm Amal, a mother of three children, living under the weight of the genocide taking place in Gaza. 🍉

Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.

My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.

Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others

I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment.

I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺

Mohammed deserves to live a happy and healthy life, just like every other child on this earth.

So I humbly ask you to donate even a little or at least reblog this appeal.

Please Donate now:👇

https://www.gofundme.com/f/join-us-in-our-struggle-save-our-family-from-war-in-gaza

I may not have the funds but hopefully someone can find their way to this

[stilllivinginthesewers-deactiva]

Guess it's my turn now

1 note : I'll clean my room 10 - 100 notes : And I will draw one of my main OCs for every 10 notes (I'll post them here) 150 notes : I will do my hair 200 notes : I will finish Omori at least once 500 notes : I will try to actually talk to people irl 750 notes : I will stop biting my nails or the skin of my fingers 800 notes : I will stop biting my lips 1000 notes : I will buy make up / do my nails again 1500 notes : I will come out to my dad 1750 notes : I will come out to my mom (maybe)

2000 notes : I will start making a game on my own

here you go have fun, but please don't make me go over 200

[stilllivinginthesewers-deactiva]

IT'S BEEN 1H CHILL PLEASE

[the-smahaj]

Purpur's already been tagged but you haven't yet, @regnbagshaj mind giving us a hand? I think @blodhaj has a list too no?

[regnbagshaj]

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

@the-gronhaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-svarthaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-grahaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-vithaj

@the-magentahaj

@blalilahaj

@demonhaj

@the-demonhaj

@thedivineguldhaj

@the-smahaj

@the-haj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-purpurhaj

@the-purjolokhaj

@brunhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@svard-haj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-attaarmadhaj

@the-litenhaj

@the-448c-haj

@ogiltig-haj

@swimhaj

@the-v1haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-blavingad

@the-ljushaj

@the-fuchsiahaj

@the-odethaj

@the-emohaj

@biblicallyaccurateangel-haj

@the-arohaj

@the-crowhaj

@the-korallfisk

@scoliosis-haj

@the-valhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-kasmiskhaj

@butiksagarehaj

@the-truth-seekers

@sibhaj

@den-av-alla-hajen

@bagarhaj

@4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e

@gandalf-the-grahaj

@the-frankenhaj

@natthaj

@the-vamphaj

@bookworm-haj

@the-butterhaj

@natthaj

@biblically-accurate-haj

@the-invertedhaj

@the-rymdenhaj

@the-norsehaj

@spikeplushiehaj

@the-aftonsparv

@starz-rambles

@larryhaj

@the-purpursparv

[the-vamphaj]

vampire the masquerade based blahaj?

Don't tell the Camarilla about how many of the sacred kindred laws I've been brraking....

[thefluffypanc]

Aight screw it

Notes game:

Probably just gonna be silly stuff because I don't think it'll get high at all but maybe I'll add more to it. Completed will be marked with 💜 I guess

5 notes: I'll finish this essay that I'm procrastinating a ton 💜

10 notes: I'll go get a nice drink :3 💜

20 notes: I'll make my funny tinnitus tier list

30 notes: I'll make my tier list of shark movies

50 notes: I'll make a playlist I've been wanting to for a while

75 notes: I'll start writing my poetry down physically in the book that I have for it

100 notes: I'll finish kingdom hearts 1 final mix

150 notes: I'll restart Pokemon rejuvenation and start making posts about it

175 notes: (never gonna happen) I will officially begin work on the next Frankenhaj project

200 notes: I feel like I escalated these things so quickly so idk what would be next 200 notes and I'll lock in in college and write my thesis

300 notes: I'll let y'all pick my next cosplay and I'll do proper work on it

Gonna leave it at that for now honestly because I have no idea what else to add and we never gonna reach that high anyway. But maybe I'll add more in future for funny

[thefluffypanc]

I would never get anything done

[blodhaj]

Wrong

Blahaj Blast

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

@the-gronhaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-svarthaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-grahaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-vithaj

@the-magentahaj

@demonhaj

@the-demonhaj

@thedivineguldhaj

@the-smahaj

@the-haj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-purpurhaj

@the-purjolokhaj

@brunhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@svard-haj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-attaarmadhaj

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