[theweirdspider]

Greetings traveller, and welcome to this blog.

You are probably wondering who/what i am.

I am The Weird Spider, an eldritch (and quite powerful if i do say so myself) spider that has recently manifested here in this realm.

I post eldritch stuff that i want to share, be that a cool creature i have discovered on my journey through the multiverse, my thoughts on multiversal topics(like timetravel), or whatever else.

(Sometimes i also pretend i can write good)

I also leave comments or reblog things and add my own eldritch twist(which are extremely funny and creative and funny!)

Feel free to send asks(i encourage it). Whether you seek information, either about me(the weird spider) or the multiverse in general, a bargain, or just want to interact, i will do my best to answer.

(Out of character: Do keep in mind that these answers will be from the perspective of The Weird Spider. For out of character/"normal"(heh) interactions you should check out my other blog, @paranormalspider )

I wish you all a very great day.

The one and only

Weird Spider

[gamemaster-official]

I wish horses were real that would be so cool

[generalanachorcollective]

omg yeah. And what if there was a horse show about stuff like friendship and there's horses with wings and horns and magic and other cool stuff

[gamemaster-official]

Don't dog on unicorns and MLP, those are both real

Have u ever sen a unicorn or Pegasus without the horn or wings?? Exactly. My point stands.

[theweirdspider]

Yeah, exactly. How have yall never seen a unicorn before?

But horses. Thats a different talk. Those only exist in childrens fairy tales.

(For the purposes of this post we are excluding hellhorses, which are only found in the 13496th layer of the underworld)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wtf this is MY timeloop u can't be in here

[ailithnight]

Yeah, yeah. You said that last loop.

[theweirdspider]

Y'all cant just start timeloops and not expect us to invade it and mess with you.

[yamada-ryo]

I have got to stop wandering in the woods

[theweirdspider]

No, nonono, dont stop wandering the woods. There are all sorts of creepy cool and awesome horrors friends out there that are not evil.

[veggiedaddy]

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

[bettieleetwo]

and my bow

[and-then-theres-that]

And my axe

[ambratwhurst]

[thegreatlazule]

And my daggers

[shakespeare-official-account-de]

And my rapier and matchsticks.

[i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat]

And my kitchen knife

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my hands

[this-threat-is-ominous]

And my aro beam

[love-you-ominous-threats]

And my Horrors

[redundant-ominious-threats]

And at least one weapon

[priest-of-ominous-threats]

And my cross

[law-of-ominous-threats]

and my rifle.

[scp-threats-is-back]

And my SCPs

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my scythe

[the-weird-kids-next-door]

and my cane

[ash-the-tiefling]

AND MY GOATS

[terri-theslime13]

And my spear

[sapphicslender]

and my sapphic pages

[yahooo-official]

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

[mcgeese-deactivated20241112]

And my 12 gauge

[undeniably-chevron]

and my gasoline fires

[breadismylifeline]

And my bite

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

And my paper cuts

[sentientballofpeas]

And my soup

[arctictern12]

and my artillery gun

[hands-you-a-spatula]

And my spatula

[gimmick-thief-thief]

And MY spatula

[cannibalmushrooms-deactivated20]

and my

[galaxys-universe]

and my screws

[thexie-and-stars]

and my uterus

[daddysclownboy]

and my medieval vase

[equippedtolove]

and your mum

[the-stars-drowning-deactivated2]

and my fires of hell

[autism-official]

And autism.

[myparkispleasant]

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

[howlingday]

And my fists

[superiorsturgeon]

And my kettlebells!

[willsonlmt]

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

[sora-dearly-beloved]

And my steel chair

[steve-officai]

and my netherite sword

[herobrine-offical]

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

[ask-thevictim]

and my rope whip

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

and my SHOTGUN!

[anonmous-offical]

AND MY CLONE OF HIM!!

Which is sponsored my chaos inc!

[saph-the-queer]

And my rock i found

[rainrotter]

and my rats

[slugcat-rivulet]

and me !! ^^ /silly

[echothescuglat]

and my sick as hell railgun!!!!!

[darkotorclash]

and my scissors !!

[lullabiteme]

And my teetg

[hexaquetzalcoalt]

and my comically big hammer!

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

AND MA SKIRT WITH FREE SPIKES

[ladyliszt]

AND MY EAR-SHATTERING PIANO PLAYING!!!!

[insanityinablog]

and my water bottle cap

[theweirdspider]

And my eldritch powers

[core-augur]

[theweirdspider]

It truly is...

Perfection.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[theweirdspider]

The hivemind shall never die. In 10 years, when the world has moved on from everything relevant today, the Mind shall be around as a Rotting Corpse, i tell you!

[phantomrose96]

You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.

By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.

I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?

[pendragyn]

it's probably from assholes making asks a minefield of trolling/harassment for years with no real blocking ability, which turned people off from allowing asks on their blogs so as a whole the site moved away from it

but now that we do have better blocking, we should try to revive it.

[triflesandparsnips]

Reblog if your ask box is open.

[theweirdspider]

Ye be free to ask me stuff.

[moonlitmonocerus]

For the ones that need it today

[theweirdspider]

The creatures of the multiverse look upon you and think "Damn, thats a cool person"

[thememedaddy]

[theweirdspider]

The universe holds many wonders. Who better to experience them than you?

[markrosewater]

A multiverse with no Nicol Bolas, Eldrazi, or Phyrexians and a nicer, more stable Liliana? Is there any downside to this?

Have doesn’t think so. We’ll have to wait and see.

[theweirdspider]

Obviously the downside of no glorious Phyrexia

Glory to Phyrexia!

[neat-deadandlive-things]

The creature outside my window that has been building a nest all week finally had a baby!

[theweirdspider]

Ah, the rare and elusive digeer. Rarely seen out in the wild, you are lucky.

[lonestatus]

we invented someone more annoying and illiterate than a tumblr user and everyone around immediately fell into a deep rage and stoned the experiment to death before it could even get out a single "no. you know what? fuck this."

[theweirdspider]

The eldritch horrors shudder at the thought of such a being.

[stardog-howls]

[sea-slug-daily]

Felimare cantabrica

Image source: https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/281482509

[theweirdspider]

They are staring into the void.

I wonder if they know there is something looking back...

[simplybrutalopinion-deactivated]

[nootgeiszler]

NUMBER ONE RULE OF TUMBLR. ALWAYS REBLOG THE CREATOR

[justcallmedom31]

Bitches love [tumblr]

[algae122]

is this our creator?

[bubble-official]

It appears so

[theweirdspider]

Glory to the Creator!

[shittybifrostincidentextposts]

if you're eldritch and you know it clap your hands

if you're eldritch and you know it clap your hands

if you're a slightly eldritch cop who desperately needs time off

if you're eldritch and you know if clap your hands