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[providing-leverage]

A couple years into Hollanov's marriage, one of the younger (nerdier) Centaurs has a murder mystery themed birthday party. Either him or his partner is running it but the rookie in question is the first one to "die" and the rest of the group has to figure out who did it. Occasionally the lights will flick off and someone else will "die" and join the birthday boy in wearing a sheet over their head like they're ghosts.

Ilya, naturally, appoints himself detective. He is team captain and the most perceptive person here after all. He takes it super seriously, sitting people down on the couch for interrogations, theorizing about motives, trying to connect the victims past "they play hockey and are here".

The gravity with which he is conducting himself does not mean that he's not cracking jokes the whole time, mostly about Shane being his sexy assistant who should have brought his glasses.

Finally, when almost half the team is dead and Ilya is running out of suspects, he makes a joke about handcuffs. Shane laughs.

With dawning horror, Ilya turns slowly towards his husband. "You would never laugh at the idea of me handcuffing someone else."

Shane just flashes an angelic smile and offers up his wrists. "You caught me, detective."

"You're both going to horny jail!" Troy protests, one of the few people here who can do so without being called homophobic. Not that is stops Ilya from doing so, of course.

[okoyestrainee]

Firmly believe that everyone in professional hockey knows to be or should be scared of Shane Hollander. Have they ever seen him lose his shit? No. Have they ever seen him blow his top (no pun intended)? No. Is everyone certain he would absolutely fuck their shit up, verbally or physically, if given adequate reason and opportunity? Yes. Without question.

After Shane and Ilya are outed, then playing on the same team, I guarantee that underlying fear of Shane gets exponentially worse.

The problem? Ilya don’t duck fades—never has, never will. That menace of a man actively seeks out fades for himself and others. Oh, we fighting? I want some of that. I need that. Call me Ryan Coogler, because I get involved in that.

The bigger problem? Shane has some sort of sixth, seventh, and eighth sense for Ilya. He doesn’t have to be in the room, building, or country to know when his man is up to some bullshit. He also doesn’t have to know who started it and doesn’t particularly care. Be on your best fucking behavior, because you put your hands where? You raised your voice at who? You said what? Yes, I know we play an inherently violent sport, but you checked him into the boards a little too hard for my tastes. It looked personal, so now it’s personal. Seems like you had a problem, so now we have a problem. No, I don’t like how you looked at him while asking that question, so now I’m staring you down until you learn to watch your goddamn tone.

The biggest problem? Ilya knows. He knows and he loves it. Talk to me nice, my man is listening. Watch how you approach me, my husband is very protective. Don’t look at me too crazy, my baby can get crazier.

TLDR: Shane hears Kill Bill sirens when people breathe in Ilya’s direction. Ilya’s got “my man, my man, my man, my baby, my baby” playing in his head at all times.

[tintednightmarexoxo]

I want to write another fic. Maybe a Buddie one but could work for Hollanov as well. I feel like there’s not enough manhandling fics out there. And Eddie with his big hands could throw Buck around like a rag doll. Or vice versa since Buck is this giant mountain man. Same with Ilya throwing Shane around or Shane throwing Ilya. I don’t think fics really show Shane as a jock and his ability to actually lift Ilya. Which I guess story wise it makes more sense with Ilya as the top or whatever but don’t forget my baby Shane is strong too. I don’t want to write like a really smutty work because I don’t have experience with man x man sex as a female. But I feel like both parties would absolutely get turned on by it.

[tintednightmarexoxo]

Catching up on 911 and there's so much I'm mad about here. Like Hen saying no one was there for her and also saying it wasn't fair for her to be reprimanded. Chim is catching a million strays from everyone. Abby was so weird and possessive of eddie then she wasn't. Which was confusing. The people locked in the basement had me in tears and that fucking cop is a pos. The kidnapping was kinda anticlimactic after hearing about it. Kameron and Conner annoyed me at Buck's place. Like I can tell they love Theo but also they could easily find methods that work with him. I mean ways for Theo to get his energy out in a healthy way. Yes they can get a diagnosis but they need to talk to a doctor. Not just blame Buck. Thats not fair. They knew Buck before. Even if not as a kid, they knew him. At least Connor did. And I know for sure that Connor had to of known that Buck did not have that kind of relationship with his parents. They were friends. And Buck loves so deeply. He loves Theo in that moment he calls him Mr Poop. Eddie is so good this season with trying to actually help people but also very bitchy.

[tintednightmarexoxo]

I'm rewatching Bones. I do it every couple of years if my anxiety allows it. Well I am on season 9 and I am so devastated over the gang episode. That poor kid didn't deserve the life he was given. His mother disowned him in the end. And I will never even pretend to understand the hardships growing up in a gang (nor to be racially profiled like a lot of people are) brings or what anyone actually goes through. Its so sad though that at one point or another people feel that there is no other way.

It was also particularly sad because that episode was racially discriminatory. And while I have been watching it as an adult and not a child, I am seeing a lot of racial discrimination in this show. Its sad especially with the diverse cast to bring them onto the show and write something like that and then never really address the issue. Especially with Arastoo.

[tintednightmarexoxo]

You know what i want? I want accidentally drunk Shane, not knowing he's drunk or maybe nor knowing why... like he grabbed a few drinks and didn't realize they had alcohol. But I need him to be clingy like how so many fics show Ilya being. I need him practically laying on Ilya. Probably not at a bar, because I think even inebriated Shane would keep up his public persona... But people are like woah Shane and Ilya are down bad.

[tintednightmarexoxo]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Characters: Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Ottawa Centaurs Team Ensemble (Game Changers), Zane Boodram, Wyatt Hayes, Nick Chouinard, Luca Haas, Troy Barrett, Harris Drover, Young (Game Changers), Boyle (Game Changers), Holmberg (Game Changers), Brandon Wiebe, Gilbert Comeau, Hayden Pike, Jackie Pike, Evan Dykstra Additional Tags: Homophobia, Racism, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Not Beta Read, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Summary:

Shane was used to being compared to a robot. He didn't understand sarcasm and rarely showed much emotion. He was private and comfortable. But this starts a trend on social media about how hes a terrible husband and their marriage is fake. Ilya decides he is going to end it.

Or

Ilya asks the Centaurs for help taking down internet trolls

[tintednightmarexoxo]

Item: A Recipe Book Rarity: ⏶ Common

Is there a food from a game you would love to have in real life?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Anything from Hogwarts Legacy or the Sims. Lol

[river-of-wine]

Hades gives Orpheus a trial he knows he himself could never succeed at, but it isn’t just that Hades knows he would turn around. Hades has been failing this trial every single year. He shows up too early. He turns too soon. He is so full of doubt that even the natural order of the world, that Persephone will return to him, is not something he can trust. Hades would fail the trial he has given Orpheus, and he already has. All alone, his blood runs thin.

[princessamericachavez]

I’ve read a lot of “Ilya and the Centaurs are protective of Shane during their first game against the Metros” fics, an I LOVE them

but hear me out: Shane ask not to be coddled and Ilya resorts to ragebaiting him on the ice instead.

Ilya makes an offhand comment about keeping an eye on him during their game and Shane jumps because he’s a professional hockey player, has been for over a decade, he can take the heat thank you very much, and when Ilya points out the whole team will be probably coming for him, he’s like:

“Yes, I am the best fucking player in the league. The entire team coming for me is, like, a normal game night for me”

because he is The Shane Hollander and Ilya is kinda proud and very turned on by the sudden cockiness.

Until game night rolls around and ofc some of the team make comments about having Hollander’s back and Ilya has to swear he didn’t put them up to it (Shane won’t admit it but it makes him feel all warm inside, that’s his new team hell yes).

So 1st third he’s taking it like a champ but by the second, after he scores, the hits & chirps keep getting meaner & it’s getting to Shane. At some point he’s struggling to get up & Ilya skates by and says

“You good, Hollander, or do you need me to kiss your boo-boo?” with THAT tone and it makes Shane startle, but he chuckles and tells him to fuck off.

after that Ilya keeps chirping AT HIM, like he did back when they played against each other “no, no, don’t get up, I can score all the goals we need”, “taking nap, Hollander?”, “maybe you need to find softer sport, yes?”

And somehow Shane finds it easier to focus when he’s feeling annoyed and competitive and as usual Ilya is just pushing him to be The Best he can be (everyone else, Metros and Centaurs, is extremely confused by this… except maybe Hayden).

[tintednightmarexoxo]

I love thiss

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!

[ottawa--centaurs]

All My Homies Hate the Montreal Voyageurs by lazydisposition rated t | 3k words The video leaks on a random Tuesday, halfway through Shane Hollander’s first season with the Ottawa Centaurs. After the relationship and subsequent marriage between infamous rivals and to-be Hall-of-Famers Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov was revealed at the end of the previous season, all eyes were on the Centaurs and their newlyweds.

Drunk and Disorderly by FireflyAlchemist rated t | 4k words In the midst of the Rose breakup, the Raiders win a game in Montreal. Unable to do what he normally does after Montreal games, Ilya goes out to a club, gets super drunk, and ends up getting picked up by Montreal police for public intoxication. Sitting in a holding cell, the only number he can remember is Shane's.

Bell Ringer by fakinbrilliance rated t | 15k words “Shane?” Ilya asks again. “What happened?” His gloveless hand twitches and he lifts it a fraction of an inch towards Shane. Shane tosses his own gloves to the ice and reaches forward, lacing their fingers together. “You took a bad hit,” he says, gritting his teeth against the fear clawing at his guts. “Flipped headfirst into the ice. Are you okay?” Ilya groans in answer and squeezes his hand, though Shane can't tell if he meant to do that or not. Suddenly, there are people all around them. Shane shifts protectively close before he realizes it’s the medical team. “Hollander, get back to your bench,” someone says, but there’s no way Shane’s going. Even if he wanted to, Ilya’s gripping his hand like a lifeline, eyes finally locked on Shane’s face. Shane isn’t leaving him.

don't ask (and i won't tell) by londonfoglatte (nimbus2003) rated e | 4k words The Centaurs are a wonderful team. Accepting. Kind. Curious. It's that last one that has Shane wondering if he’d rather be back in Montreal, hiding in the closet, than here, making up for the failures of the Canadian sexual education system.

enforcer by moonlitgarden rated m | 12k words Ilya Rozanov is the biggest hockey talent of his generation. So is Shane Hollander. But over the years Ilya notices that the vicious media and the clamouring fans and some of his more foul-mouthed teammates treat Hollander differently than any other hockey player.

take away the salt from your eyes by playinginthunderstorms rated t | 2k words Shane definitely doesn't look okay. As he heads to his still-made bed, Hayden catches a glimpse of his eyes. They look bloodshot and strained, and as Shane tears through his duffel bag and grits out, "I'm taking a shower," Hayden hears the rasp in his voice. "Shane." "What," Shane snaps, yanking off his shirt. Then he freezes, holding onto it with both hands like he's only realized what he's been wearing, and says with equal vehemency, "Fuck," and flings it toward the headboard. "Fuck!" He says again, louder.

February 14th, 2016 by Talls rated e | 5k words In which the Boston Raiders are playing the Montreal Metros on February 15th, and it's totally normal for Shane to spend Valentine's Day with his very casual situationship.

moments to be tolerated by thestarsarewinning rated e | 3k words There’s a muffled shout from next door. And another. Hollander, Luca thinks, and then wishes he hadn’t been able to tell. Even his earbuds don’t completely drown out the noises, the steady thump of a headboard against the wall. Rozanov groans, followed by Hollander- Luca turns the volume up higher as he scrolls through TikToks his little sister has sent him. (or five times the Centaurs hear Shane and Ilya having sex, and one time no one hears)

911, Jackie speaking by camiii rated t | 6k words “Jackie?” Shane’s question cuts through the silence, and Jackie winces at the frantic rasp of his voice. “Right here, honey.” She tries to keep her voice light, wrapping her hand around Hayden’s wrist and meeting his worried gaze over the phone. “What’s going on?” “I need your help.” Shane croaks out. “They called, but they won’t - I need to know if he’s okay, but they won’t tell me.” The end of his sentence disappears in something so close to a sob it makes something in Jackie’s chest freeze over.

part 1 | part 2 | part 4 | tag

[tintednightmarexoxo]

I need a Hollanrov edit to Temporary Bliss by The Cab like

[livesbetweenpages]

Knowing Eddie failed his driver’s test—twice—makes Eddie driving the ambulance after the lightning strike that much better. Jury’s still out on whether he spent the entire drive in stony concentration or whether he kept trying to turn his head back to check if Buck’s heart started again while Bobby kept having to grab the wheel so they didn’t hit anything. ‘Cause on the one hand: if he crashes, it’ll delay getting Buck to the hospital. But on the other: when is Eddie not looking over just to look at him or back at him because he doesn’t want to say goodbye?

[depsidase]

[tintednightmarexoxo]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 9-1-1 (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV), Firehouse 118 Crew & Bobby Nash Characters: Firehouse 118 Crew (9-1-1 TV), Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV), Evan "Buck" Buckley, Maddie Buckley, Howie "Chimney" Han, Henrietta "Hen" Wilson, Karen Wilson, Athena Grant, Bobby Nash, Helena Diaz (9-1-1 TV), Ramon Diaz (9-1-1 TV), Josephina "Pepa" Diaz, Margaret Buckley, Phillip Buckley, Daniel Buckley, Christopher Diaz (9-1-1 TV), Jee-Yun Buckley Han, Robert Nash Han, May Grant (9-1-1 TV), Harry Grant (9-1-1 TV), Mara Driskell, Denny Wilson, Tommy Kinard, Ravi Panikkar, Children of Firehouse 118 Firefighters (9-1-1 TV) Additional Tags: Past Evan "Buck" Buckley/Tommy Kinard, Past Eddie Diaz/Ana Flores (9-1-1 TV), Past Evan "Buck" Buckley/Taylor Kelly, Past Eddie Diaz/Marisol (9-1-1 TV), Holidays, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Firehouse 118 Crew as Family (9-1-1 TV), Firehouse 118 Crew's Betting Pool (9-1-1 TV), The Buckley Siblings Have Bad Parents (9-1-1 TV), Inspired by Hallmark Christmas Movies Summary:

The holidays are fast approaching, and the boys are getting overwhelmed with the number of events that they are expected to attend. Expecting the questions of where their dates are, they decide to make an arrangement. They will fake date to make it through the holidays. No one needs to know.

[tintednightmarexoxo]

You know whats rude? Tim Minear killing off Bobby and my mom dying like a month later. So like if we could bring Bobby back that would be cool. I need a break.