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[dewogong-blog]

[infinity-imagined]

The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.

[anneretic]

the grand showdown

[proxydialogue]

Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism. 

Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently. 

[pagannerd]

“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.

[procyonvulpecula]

Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).

[crystalsoulslayer]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

[mattsunsthighs]

this is why i can’t talk to people who don’t think space is the shit

[ethicalmemes]

Let’s do this #EthicalMemes

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Watercolor by Shibasaki

Hello everyone, my name is Shibasaki. Welcome to my watercolor channel! With my videos I hope I will be able to teach you professional trans

This is his channel!

This is his most recent video! Please leave positive comments after watching the video and press the Like button.

I’ve seen his watercolor tutorials and they made me want to paint again. It’s wholesome content and he is a kind soul.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I love my third grandpa 🥺

[completelyungood]

the video is 14 minutes long so to summarise: he’s not looking for support in the form of compliments, he’s looking for feedback (specifically if his videos are engaging and helpful, bc he wants to work on evening out the high subscriber/low view count ratio). he would like to be getting around 10% of his subscribers’ viewership which is around 40k views per video as he is only getting around 20k

he is an ailing old man who just wants to figure out the best way to ensure that his videos (across four channels damn!!!) are helping people, it’s essentially his legacy. so if you’re trying to get into watercolor painting or like to have relaxing painting videos on while you’re working on things, check out his channel and give him some views!!!

[marrow-bone]

[43-want-to-die]

Even you don’t paint, just play the guy’s videos. He’s so relaxing to listen to or to watch. YouTube’s algorithm freaking blows; let’s get this good good grandpa to trending.

[blackwoolncrown]

Oh wow this is important and relevant to me

[simonalkenmayer]

What do you think, gentle readers?

Can we help this grandfather?

[4wretchedthing]

He’s got a solo exhibition coming up so to anyone who wants to see some lovely art, please give it a visit!!! More about it here: https://youtu.be/8gmzsV4Hdy4

[one-time-i-dreamt]

His solo exhibition announcement video!

[ichigotchipng]

[ichigotchipng]

[ichigotchipng]

[ichigotchipng]

[lazorsandparadox]

I love that on mobile, instead of getting bigger, it just looks like the picture is getting progressively less blurry, as if youre experiencing this from the perspective of someone coming out of a coma

[corsolanite]

🎄 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎄

[adamdrawsstuff]

So dated memes appear to be becoming my thing.

I accept this fate.

Also sorry for the meh quality, I’m not feeling very art-y today, but this was still fun to make.

(Edit: Reuploaded the second panel because I deadass forgot to draw Pink Steven’s eyebrows.)

[spudinacup]

Okay, but this is one of my favorite friggen jokes and I have been looking at this over and over since I saw it.  I love how you put all the different CG’s in here and incorporated their different reactions thus far in the series.  Poor bismuth, hoisting that bloody boi up like that. Lapis is so done. Peridot.. peridot kills me- she looks like a traumatized toad it’s friggen amazing.

And damn right that’s a delicious smoothie

[revoltingchild]

[mxlabradorite]

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

[drunkygoesonadventures]

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

[wisekelp]

Repost this anywhere

[lovingandlucking-deactivated201]

I just hit reblog so fast I almost dropped my phone

[nutmeg3dash7]

Always reblog.

[mjalti]

[bunjywunjy]

oh it totally does, but you can’t hear it because space is a vacuum and sound can’t travel through a vacuum! 

and that’s a good thing, 

because the roar of the sun would clock in at around 120db heard from earth, about the equivalent to having a train’s horn go off three feet from your face. 

constantly. all the time, even at NIGHT. there would be no escape.

[zeyrablue]

this is simply terrifying. how do you erase knowledge please ?

[kedreeva]

NASA actually recorded the sun, if you want to hear it:

And they recorded the planets too:

[gardeninthevoid]

so, the sun and the earth sound about how i would’ve expected, and a lot of other planets just make strong wind sounds which is perfectly reasonable but venus sounds like pure dread?!?! WHY IS SATURN SCREAMING?!? pluto isn’t bad and is actually kinda nice but it’s very strange to me too like Why Does It Do That. jupiter is super chill 10/10. pluto and jupiter need to collab i would buy that album

[elucubrare]

oh, fuck, guys, you know what this means? it means the ancient world was right about the music of the spheres. 

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

Sun

Mercury

Venus

Earth

Mars

Jupiter

Saturn

Uranus 

Neptune

Pluto

[warriorsofficial]

i can hear these photos and i don’t like it

[transloveletter]

Someone's trying to follow me and my mom home, Jesus Christ this is terrifying

[transloveletter]

Ok, just pulled into a fire station.

Word of advice, if someone tries to flag you down on a highway, pointing to the back of your car, there isn’t anything wrong. They want to kill you. Never stop for them.

[transloveletter]

They may try to pin you in a lane on the highway. They won’t let you get ahead of them, they will try to prevent you from getting behind them. Fuck traffic laws. Gun it, throw on your brakes, honk your horn and do not stop. get away from them at all costs. Don’t go home, go to the police or go to a fire station. Explain what happened and have them look over ur car.

[transloveletter]

Reblog this around. Seems like common sense, but also not something that can happen to everyone.

I was on the I-5 in Washington State. The van was white, with blacked out windows. There was graffiti or something on the right side of the van, but I was too scared to read it.

Everyone please be safe, if you are in the Puyallup or Tacoma area, please be even more careful.

[fieldbears]

If you need to pull over, if possible, take the nearest exit and park somewhere well lit with people around. Gas stations, other 24/7 locations.

If a cop’s got their lights on and are trying to pull you over, put your hazards on, pull to the right lane, and slowly drive somewhere public. You can use your cell to call 911, confirm it’s really a cop behind you, reassure the operator you’re just pulling over somewhere safe because you don’t trust the shoulder of the highway etc.

[sleepynegress]

This happened to my mom in DC in the 70's. A strange man was watching her pump gas at the station and she noticed him driving behind her afterwards. She experimented to be sure he was following her. She made a random right and then left turn and he kept up. So, when she got to her homestreet she kept driving and desperately looked for a gas station where she was friendly with the guys there. A group a black guys she knew in passing worked there. Well, once she got there, she said she hopped out of the care in a panic and told them what was happening... So at least three of them went out front and yelled "HEY, MAN!" and the guy sped off. But it's not over yet. They told my mom to hang out for awhile because the man could still be lurking. Since one of them would be getting off soon and would follow to make sure (the knew his make and model and the plates). Sure enough... The man WAS waiting a little ways down the road at a grocery store to start following again... Dude honked a cut a fuss and again he sped off. My mom went to the police station afterwards (the gas station dud vouched for her and gave a description of the guy). So BOTH cars followed my mom home and the station sent a care out to watch her apartment that night. My mom never saw that guy that was following her again, but she is certain he was determined to do her harm at her apartment.

[hotpocket-fucker]

Guys, if a car follows you:

DO NOT GO HOME!

GO TO THE NEAREST POLICE STATION/FIRE STATION!

[cinnaluna]

This has been happening a lot more recently in the Seattle/Tacoma area

[demon-xuan]

If you can't get to one of these, get your ass to a liquor store. Thanks to robbery and drunk folks, people who work at liquor stores know exactly how to put the place on lockdown and the cops will get there damn fast if they're called.

[lespoopypodle]

BIG IMPORTANT

[imbasicallyshakespear-deactivat]

Always reblog!

[hazbin-imagines-deactivated2020]

(Y/n): I’m totally into dark humor

Alastor: *Turns off the lights*

Alastor: Wanna hear a joke-

[sassyintern]

[sassyintern]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[bob-belcher]

DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story (2004) dir. Rawson Marshall Thurber

[tredlocity]

OOOOOH

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

[inkbarista]

So uh

Commissions are open currently!

This month’s rent expenses and other bills have completely wiped out my bank account, and I still have a few bills left over, along with having to buy food for the week.

If you could spread this post around, I’d mighty appreciate it.

Here are my prices

 And my ko-fi if you’d like to donate!

[i-am-a-fish]

hey uh,

did you know that,

trans girls 💗💗💗💛💗🧡💛💗💛🧡💛💛🧡💛💗🧡💗💛💗🧡💗🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡💗💗💗🧡💗🧡💗🧡🧡🧡💛💛💛💛🧡🧡💛💛🧡🧡💗🧡🧡💗🧡💗💛

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

Yes! Could you tell me more awesome facts, Fish?

[i-am-a-fish]

!!!!!! I sure can!!!

*opens book of facts*

hmm.... oh here's a good one!!

it says right here,

trans boys 💛💗💛💛🧡💛💗💗💗💛🧡🧡💛💗🧡💛🧡💛🧡🧡💛💗🧡💗💛🧡💛🧡💛🧡💛🧡💗💛🧡💗💗🧡💛🧡💗💛🧡💛🧡🧡💛🧡🧡💗🧡🧡💛

(oh and you already KNOW nonbinary peeps are coming in the next addition just you wait!!!!!)

[just-another-trash-friend]

Woah!!! Tell us more, Fish?

[i-am-a-fish]

oh you aren't even READY

check this out!!!!!

nonbinary peeps 🧡💛💗💗🧡💛💛🧡💛💗🧡🧡🧡💛💛💗🧡🧡🧡💗💗💗💗💗💛💗💛💗💛💗💛💛💗💛💗💛💗💗🧡💗💗🧡🧡💗🧡💗💛💗🧡💛🧡💗💛

[teaboot]

I hate it when your parents are like “I know you better than you know yourself!” Like no you don’t

[teaboot]

Like oh, you’re an expert on the inner machinations of my psyche? Name three of my top ten existential dreads