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[weirdestcunt]

MIKEY FUCKING WAY EVERYONE

[iwilleatyourenglish]

theory: the rest of the world in the Mad Max universe is totally fine and Australia just did that

[iwilleatyourenglish]

one lone wastelander manages to sail to new zealand only to find out everything there’s just like… normal

“how did you all manage to survive?”

“survive?”

“the nuclear war??”

“the what”

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

[exploding-plastic-inevitable]

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

[itsanidiom]

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

[rhube]

Extremely wholesome content.

[archivefullofyoutubers]

JSE Channel Catalogue Master Post 2012 - 2019

**2019 added to catalogue**

Here is every video on Jack’s channel in browseable playlist form including single episode videos that he doesn’t catalogue himself.  Now you can easily browse the entire history of his channel to find something to watch.

Please share this to anyone who may need content.

I hope a few get some use from this.

Enjoy

2012/13

2014

2015

2016

2017

2018

2019

At the end of every year I will add a new link and repost.

[therealjacksepticeye]

OMG!!! This is wild! 

This is some seriously extra high end effort haha thank you

[rocknrolllottasoul]

XY magazine

[trendercannibal]

Heres another part (stolen from a ra//dfem reblog)

[thy-lovelylionheart]

“you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!”

“really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free.

[annyongchingu]

I read middle aged as Middle Aged and was expecting a plague reference.

[thy-lovelylionheart]

“thou cannot have the black death,” the doctor scoffs behind his mask, “thou art youthful!”

“marry??” I exclaim. I hadst no idea. the fever lifts, mine own strength returns, the blackness fades from mine own skin. I am in perfect health, due to mine own most wondrous youth. I Am Free.

[openblogtomyabusivemother]

How do you protect yourself from being stalked online by your parents?

I often get messages from teens living with their abusive parents telling me about how terrifying it is for them to even look at my blog in case their parent finds out. I was a teenager before social networking on the internet. Honestly, when I was a teenager there was barely an internet yet. So, I don’t know how people protect themselves but I feel like probably there are ways. If you know please do share! A lot of people would find it helpful.

[herobrinestradwife]

Advice for keeping your phone safe in toxic environments:

Keep things in google apps

Everything is saved to your account, ex. you can delete google photos when your phone is checked, and download it again afterwards and get all your photos back

Also because it’s on your account you can log into google on a friend’s computer or a library computer or something if you need to

I’m not sure about other apps but I know you can put a password on google docs

People are more likely to check notes but assume you have google docs for school assignments and not check that

A lot of people monitor texts/use programs that monitor texts, but who’s going to remember to check Google Hangouts?

Use the internet on apps that aren’t Safari

Download another browser and put it in a different folder, because most people can check your safari history but won’t find another app and then figure out how to check the search history of that app

Also use the internet when you click the link in social media ex. If you click a link on a Pinterest pin it can take you to that link on the internet but stay in Pinterest, so it won’t show up in search histories

Inform your friends and if you want to be really sneaky use code when texting

Sending messages as code helps. Ending sentences with certain letters can work. Need something? Definitely use code. Friends can help you. Or other family. Or teachers. Don’t hesitate to reach out. (the first letter of every sentence spelled out SEND FOOD)

Literally just google pigpen code or ceasarian cipher or whatever you want and you can find a way to talk that most people wouldn’t understand

[openblogtomyabusivemother]

Awesome info. Thank you!

There are more responses too that I can’t reblog. Check out the notes to see them.

I was in this situation a while ago, another thing to do is you can make second accounts on your social media and block your parents account so they don’t find it

[noosedagoose]

For social media, I either go by a different name/photo w/e and block my family or I just make a second account and block them all again.

And I’ve always had a password on everything, so they can’t go through it and I won’t let them.

[classy-asthmatic]

no one is coming after me but still reblogging because other people definitely need this info

[openblogtomyabusivemother]

Thank you! Yes. Please, everyone boost. So many need this info.

Fake/second accounts are great for this, as long as you still use your other accounts for safe messages and websites, etc so they don’t get suspicious when they check it. Also, only deleting the parts of your search history that your parents would object to is less suspect than deleting the whole thing.

If they’re being sneaky and checking things while you’re not around, make sure to log out of all social media after using it and try to have a slightly different password for each one.

Let your friends and other people know so that they don’t accidentally send unsafe messages to your main account.

[jayhooty]

(Stay safe,guys.Reblog to help each other out.)

[cowboisupreme-blog]

If your parents look through the apps on your phone to make sure you aren’t using anything like tumblr or a messaging app, you can create a folder filled with boring stuff like settings, the notes app, general shit like that and give it a name like “utilities” or “general” or something like that. Fill up the first page with those apps, and then put the ones you’re trying to hide on the second or third pages. Your parents will see the app icons from the homescreen and ignore it as they can tell what’s inside, but only if they arent that tech savvy. Only do this if you know that they wouldn’t open the folder and click to other pages

Download duck duck go. It’s a search engine thats similar to google, but it has a much more thorough and easier way of deleting search history. Your parents might even think its a game, as the logo is literally just a happy duck, which would decrease the odds of them actually looking at the app properly

[openblogtomyabusivemother]

I just discovered Hide It Pro. It looks like an audio manager but it’s actually a secret vault where you can store apps your abusive parents will lose their minds over. Anyone ever use this?

Hide Photos, Video and App Lock - Hide it Pro - Apps on Google Play

Hide Photos, Videos, Apps, Messages, Calls in your phone. COMPLETELY FREE and UNLIMITED Hide photos & videos from your photo gallery and ac

[jas-ercising]

I have like 5 active followers but in case anyone ever needs this

[bearthethirdwheel]

A search engine/ browser that my parents literally NEVER CHECK is called puffin- it seems like nobody knows about it but it’s pretty standard and similar to google chrome. It lets you use everything in desktop mode, only it no longer works for iOS devices. Android users, however, are in the clear.

[robokitty77]

Hide It Pro is AMAZING, if you’re on the fence about getting it please do.

[benjaminbadpennywho]

First of all, sharing to save a life yo.

Secondly, this might seem counterproductive, but it seems like an appropriate time to raise awareness of Noonlight for more extreme cases of abusive parents. It’s an app that can alert a list of people of your choosing when you are in danger, or summon the police in an emergency. Works at home, school, work, or anywhere in-between.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.safetrekapp.safetrek

Noonlight: Feel Protected 24/7 - Apps on Google Play

Have you ever been in a situation where you question whether it’s dangerous enough to call 911? Instead of worrying yourself with indecision

I’ll always signal boost this stuff until it’s no longer needed.

[everyoneprotector]

thank you guys

[leafinsect-deactivated20201122]

also of you need to store things on notes you dont want your parents finding, search calculator diary into the appstore or google play and theres a tonne of secret diary things disguised as calculators which only open if a code is typed in, do even of they do check it they probably womt be able to do anything with it

[headboardlights-deactivated2021]

So, you wanna wear your cool pants with your cool shoes.

Your pants have a super cool print and you wanna wear em with some bitchin boots, but the problem is, even though they fit fine, they do this with the boots:

So you’re like, okay, cool, I’ll just cuff them, but then you realize you can’t because they look like this on the inside:

So now you’re like aw man what do I do?? I want the cuff to match the pants but they won’t :(

Step 1! Fold the hem up about to here, make sure the fold is crisp and clean all the way around:

Step 2! Fold the white part up again so it’s the same width as the original hem, keeping it crispy:

Step 4! Fold that original hem down and over, and you guessed it, crispy again:

You have now created a cuff that matches the rest of your pants! Now go, wear your stompy boots with funky pants and be gay

[trynottodienowbuddy]

This actually saved my day

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[soulsistrin]

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

[liifeintechniicolour]

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

[omghotmemes]

Gotta make money somehow

[superiorjello]

The older this gets the funnier it is

[ixrose]

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

[urulokid]

#when is chris evans not steve rogers though

[stravaganza]

[an-other-people-deactivated2013]

#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for

[booksandwildthings]

I have

no idea

what you’re

talking about

[skeletoncl0set]

i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this

[ilovewintersoldiersandsebastian]

apart form sebastian though he goes from this to this

[lastitalianwitcholdblog]

seb’s the weird cousin

[lovemarvel-trash]

@justaweirdthoughtstuff

[smthsmthurmum]

This is amazing oml

[i-is-surrounded-by-idjits]

Seb’s the fanboy they grew to connect with the audience

[itsanerdlife]

@snowyseba This explains everything!

[marveldcmistress]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots on pinterest. I love it.

[themcuhasruinedme]

I think you missed the other fanboy…

[ellysiacat]

Love this

[sexylibrarian1]

Everybody says Seb isn’t like Bucky… but he IS. He’s Bucky without a mask on. Bucky’s always wearing some sort of mask. Even around Steve. Seb is what Bucky would be like if he’d had the chance to just ~be~.

[that-sokovian-bastard]

UH THIS

[mmmaff-blog]

Um we’re forgetting someone…

[linaofthemyscira]

ITS FINALLY ON MY DASH YESSS

[perpetuallyvex]

Not to forget our “Wizard”:

[formerprincewille]

Aldjaksnana

[patient-wave]

I’ve found it. I’ve found the perfect post.

[im-fangirl-trash-okay-deactivat]

it’s on my dash jdnckdmd

[laufyeson]

these dorks lmaoo

[waywardwilled]

I love everyone omg they’re all so amazing???

[coffee-swimmer]

YES

[ryangosking]

Don’t forget

[eraemx]

Chris looks so hot in that first gif set

[jrubalcaba]

Omg I found THE original post! Holy shit I’ve only ever seen screenshots of this!

[sheridans-dynamos]

This post pops up on my dash every few months and I will never not reblog it.

[calcifes]

Twilight (2008) / Castlevania (2017)

[ivycrowned]

go to jail

[stark-raven-mad]

Oh my god

[goddamnshinyrock]

Aziraphale can manifest a halo, which he mostly uses as a reading light

[demonic-mnemonic]

He would

[all-the-usernames-are-gone]

The halo isn’t really a ring halo either, just like Crowley doesn’t have horns. Instead, his entire head lights up like a glowstick.

Either that or no matter what angle you look at it it’s always behind his head like this:

Like Mickey Mouse’s ears.

[echoing-artemis]

I blew the dust off my tumblr and dug out this post (which I originally saw on Instagram) just so I could say thank you for inspiring this ridiculousness. Crowley likes to sleep, Aziraphale likes to read. A bed is comfy for both of these things, so sharing works. Usually. After all, Aziraphale was just enough of a bastard to be worth liking. <3

because honestly you guys were exactly right (more nonsense over at Ineffable Wives on Insta)

[goddamnshinyrock]

holy shit this is the best possible addition to my post, this cosplay is amazing

[bookcub]

Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.

[antique-scarecrow]

very good content

[werewolf-cuddles]

Here’s a few I’ve accumulated over the years

[fairyofsomething]

Ah, some gold!

[glixbitch]

Omfg, a goldmine

[chaoticgouda]

@estheticallypleased

[evilyaoii]

[retrojezter]

[faebeebaby-deactivated20200509]

[fairyblue-alchemist]

This is a blessing look at all of these templates

[meme-templates]

:)

[breadknee]

(:

[aibidil]

Too often the fandom forgets HP is in the 90s, the glorious, glorious 90s

Here’s a peek at Theo, Blaise, Draco, and someone else:

Alternative preppy 90s Draco:

Second alternative preppy 90s Draco:

BOLD CHOICE, grunge Draco:

BONUS, 90s Harry is grunge don’t even argue, also he’s listening to Smashing Pumpkins:

@lol-zeitgeistic @shiftylinguini @writcraft @bixgirl1

[marauders70s]

yes yes this is exactly the content i’ve signed up for. to honor my url, let me add some 70s marauders gear

friendly reminder that under equally flamboyant robes, the massive flare dainty waist was THE peak mens fashion

Remus would try for a mustache around James’ wedding. The results would be hilarious.

Peter’s soul colors would be orange, mustard, and brown. He would thrive in sweaters, mutton chops, and feathered hair.

who could out sweater Peter? The answer is of course REMUS LUPIN who would live it up in chartreuse and oatmeal and burnt umber with not only a cardigan but a secret turtleneck.

Note the not successful porn stache. Don’t be afraid! James Potter is here in bright red, dark brown, and navy blue! 10/10 the wide legged lapel boy. He’s the Tommy Hilfiger of plunging necklines and high waisted (probably checked) pants.

And Sirius Black, the boy in punk. Wearing basic white, blacks, blue jeans, he’s the most “normal” but likely over studded, over plaid, and stick straight gelled hair. Forget these cresting bangs. It’s fohawk or death.

even Lily Evans is not exempt. She’s probably okay in bright orange, baby blues, and bright patterns of pink/purple. She’ll wear jumpers and tall socks and trailing headbands and too much eyeshadow.

yo any fan artists please jump in k love you my contribution for the world today is done bye

[annabetart]

I gave it a shot! It’s a bit of a tough look for Remus but… voila!

[aibidil]

REBLOGGING FOR THE ART WHICH INCLUDES SHAGGY!REMUS WHERE IS SCOOBY DOO

[cheesebitesyum-deactivated20200]

Harry Potter was set in the 90s, and the Marauders were set in the 80s, but the Wizarding World is set in the distant past. 

[wewereinfinitelywolfstar]

Marauders was set in the 70s, but yes to the rest of that. Lol

[marauders70s]

Oh my god every single person in this fan art is absolutely perfect. Plunge that neckline. Lily 10/10 made fun of his total lack of chest hair. Peter is perfect!!! And all their hairstyles!!! This clearly took hours I am speechless!!!! BRAVA

@everyone else, get on @annabetarts level!!!

[trynottodienowbuddy]

OKOKOK, SOOO

I was thinking about this whole CHASE video. Some time ago, when I started watching Mr Robot (I'm on season two so I don't know many things) I begun to wonder if Jack's egos aren't kinda like Mr Robot for Elliot. I mean, like they only exist in his mind and sometimes they take over. In this scenario we would play the role of his friend, the silent observer. It would explain a lot. Like, the things we see, the egos being separate from his body, only a illusion. This theory would work well with the CHASE ending, where Chase doesn't really know where is he and what happened. All, because anti took the steering wheel and took them somewhere or did something (because when Chase is in the forest it's probably around noon, not really late and when he finds himself on the parking lot, the sun is setting. This is the scariest thing, he sees that some time had passed and he don't have any memories from that period).

And that would explain the first Halloween anti stuff. He clearly cut his throat on camera, yet the next day Sean makes the video that he is alive. He is trying to calm down the fire that anti started. He makes us believe that it was only some fun things for spooptober. Perhaps, that's what he believe.

And the anti in the Chase's car? Maybe chase doesn't even know he's here. Maybe he, like us, is just silently observing before he decides to take over.

It's all just imagination, we can't trust in what we see...

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

20 Interesting Historical Photos (part 1)

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

can we get the perfume machine back pls

[backstageleft-deactivated202009]

Perfume machine’s still exist in some trucker stops, fun fact. 

[jennytrout]

Miss New Zealand is dead on the ground and Miss Cuba is looking at her like, “stay down, bitch.”

[youhavereachedtheendofpie]

Romania, respectfully, what the actual fuck.