miles 🦇

he/it/vamp lover of everything vampire

[vvampirebitee]

꩜ hi! my name is miles, i use he/it/vamp pronouns and i am trans ftm !

꩜ i enjoy vamp/deerposting, the pitt, interview with the vampire, and some emo bandom

꩜ i have autism with borderline symptoms

꩜ DNI: proship/darkship, +30, -16, "lestat did nothing wrong", santos haters

꩜ my asks are open always!!

[your-ivy-grows13]

thank GOD.

[toothfairyinc]

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[lighthouseweeper]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers

[vvampirebitee]

this is how i feel about star wars. the characters are constantly traveling across the galaxy, and youre mad there is ONE black person???

[fan-a-tink]

frodo and sam are the original secret third thing, aren't they?

Frodo & Sam | The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

[xener-aol]

[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning.....

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

[cloverslime]

[cloverslime]

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

To flesh this out a little bit more: both Megan Thee Stallion and Hozier write and sing really sexual songs, but they’re different in that Hozier’s music is typically “let me worship you” while Megan’s is usually “I’m worshipping myself,” which makes all the difference because it’s an acceptance of power rather than the giving of it. He’s the sinner, she’s the saint. However, taking their difference in genres out of it, people don’t usually seem to take Megan Thee Stallion’s music seriously in comparison to Hozier because a) her lyrics are more overtly and blatantly sexual and b)she’s claiming her sexuality for herself, and that scares a lot of people. The secret, no-one-wants-to-talk-about reason is that she’s a confident black woman, which terrifies people way than sex does. In conclusion, Hozier and Megan Thee Stallion are two sides of the same poetic, sexual coin, but people just don’t want to admit it. Which is WHY a collaboration between Hozier and Megan would be so powerful that it would change the timeline as we know it yes I will elaborate 

[sooopdoodles1539]

Komahina SMOOOOCH

I LOVE THEEEMMMMMRURGHHH

Idk why I love drawing such stupid and silly doodles of them I'm sorry 😔

[dogposts]

[vvampirebitee]

i hate that people only make characters trans for sex appeal.

where are the fics where the trans character struggles with self image, or feels dysphoric?

where are the self-discovery fics? the fluffy fics where the trans character goes on a date, and their transness is barely mentioned?

it just goes to show how trans people are only accepted when being fetishized. obviously, keep writing smut fics with trans characters, but do it with care.

[tears-of-acid-and-sluts]

Clip credit @ hucklerobby4life on TikTok

„It’s so annoying when interviewers and reporters constantly bring up the fandom being horny. We all see how deep and well thought out the show is!!”

- I say as i’ve been staring at this for two hours straight.

[drolta]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[daysleftofsecondterm]

1,026 days left

[vvampirebitee]

need to see that old man ride that younger man

[the-black-pharade]

no but literally what was that season like it's not even real. it doesn't even feel like stranger things. like sure s1&2 feel different to s3 onwards but s5??? girl who invited you

[brian-kinney-apologist]

what a time to be alive