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[marlinspirkhall]

I explained what a himbo was to my dad yesterday.

Dad: (nodding) The man from the ghostbusters reboot

[marlinspirkhall]

We watched this film exactly once, 4 years ago, and all my dad retained was that Kevin was a himbo. Respect.

[khadidon]

[corpsegirlforever]

unmute this

[penishowell-blog]

THE AUDIO IS IMPORTANT

[crustysvm]

LMFAOOOOOOOO I LOVE HER

[passnavigoannuel-deactivated202]

thank u barbie for showing bi/lesbian solidarity

[passnavigoannuel-deactivated202]

thank u barbie for paving the way to bi/lesbian/trans solidarity

[goodbirb]

Don’t forget bi and pan rights !

[krowbby]

this reply is so funny to me. sorry straights™, barbie is part of the GCU (gay cinematic universe) now

[nutsacktorturer]

Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

[nutsacktorturer]

sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix

[hieronymus-botch]

Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh

[the-everything-man]

Adapt. Survive.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is the single most inspiring piece of information I have yet to come across in all my moments in this world

[byzantinefox-deactivated2018120]

where is that picture

ah here we go:

[follow-championsofmyheart]

I think my favourite part of the Thor trilogy is how at the end of dark world we saw this

And we all just went “OH SHIT!!! LOKI’S KING!!! EVERYONE’S FUCKED!!!” But then Ragnarok rolled around and it turns out all he does is

Watch plays of himself and

Build big statues like hot damn the avengers really wasted a whole movie tryna stop this bitch when they could have just written him a play and built him a statue and he would’ve been satisfied

[breathinginthecoke]

He also built rails on the bridge so people would stop falling off of it.

All the man wants is some entertainment and basic safety.

[antique-scarecrow]

he financed the arts and public infrastructure

[pro-gay]

straight ppl ‘’fighting to be together against all odds’’ in movies/books be like

[k-szn-deactivated20190827]

lmao why did i find this funny 

[pro-gay]

cuz it’s a joke

[neat-mackinnon-disney-crosby]

I lost it at “sustenance time” and “fair” 😂

[haineki]

[animalwoonz]

By IG: Julianradwildlife

Elo boost

[undrinkablesmoothie]

@drukhari @amyc0splays @thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[striders]

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

[girl-in-the-hitops]

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

[afanofmanystuffs]

Look, reanimation is a Process, okay

[ohmightysmiter]

“Reanimation is a process” is a sentence that just makes me want to play a Necromancer as a very deadpan Build-A-Bear employee.

[rainbowppl]

[metamorphosisofthespirit]

That’s the same guy what the actual fuck.

[aquatixwitch]

Whoa what the fuck.

Reblogging to save a brother. Jfc.D:

[thisblogded-deactivated20220319]

stay safe

[lesbianherstorian]

“LESBIANISM IS NOT A CHOICE, IT IS A BLESSING!” at the new york city dyke march, june 1993

[jvlianbashir]

my new favorite hobby is looking at fucked up easter lamb cakes.

[isoren245]

those were supposed to be lambs?

I thought these were all misshapen dogs

[puff-to-tuff]

gay culture is the fight between raven and terra in the original teen titans

[pokegon]

Gay culture is also the fight between starfire and blackfire in the original teen titans

[the-pikacrew]

Gay culture is the original teen titans

[carbysorangeshirt]

i don’t think anyone fully understands how iconic of a film the princess diaries truly is. everything in that film is iconic. the apartment/firehouse. the scooters as a method of transportation. “get off the grass” in 4 languages. “please don’t crush my soy nuts.” the mustang. the weird neighbor who writes poetry. the m&ms on the keyboard and the pizza. “it’s a wango?” lily’s otter backpack. the whole paolo makeover sequence. every foot pop. stop me i could go on forever the princess diaries is so iconic it’s on the same level of iconography as star wars (1977)

[aimmyarrowshigh]

#IS THIS PUNISHMENT FOR DRIVING WITHOUT A LICENSED DRIVER IN THE FRONT SEAT#I AM INVISIBLE AND I AM WET#Joseph#the broken statue#the scene where she throws darts at balloons filled with paint with her mom#NOT YOU I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU#LANA GOT CONED (via @gloryhalleloujah)

[feistiest]

yo treasure planet was literally the best 2d disney film ever made like the setting? the colors? the flawless transition? the gorgeous world building? the three dimensional characters? a main character who’s never pressured to get into anything remotely close to romance? complex relationships? an antagonist who has layers to his character? the soundtrack? i could go the FUCK on,

[feistiest]

PLUS THIS SCENE?

[feistiest]

AND THIS????

[sindri42]

We’re all just suckers for lonely heroes accidentally acquiring a dad.

[wadey-wilson]

the reason why this movie is so underrated is that disney released it almost side by side with the harry potter movie.

treasure planet was a very, very expensive movie that used novel cgi mixed with 2d drawing, took a lot of work and money to create, the script itself was amazing to work with, the characters had arcs and depths, and the story as a whole was compelling and never off.

i don’t think anyone ever figured out why disney wanted it to flop, but the date of release was strictly suicidal for a movie. that’s why it never got the attention it deserved.

[smooththegoofyshark]

This is my favorite Disney movie like for real I watched it like 10000 times as a little kid and even more when I got older. I love it

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

If you guys want a full understanding of just how underrated this movie is here’s a video about all the cool shit that went into the movie

[smooththegoofyshark]

Yess I was trying to find this video!

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