WhatIsABoat

[veryfastnighuncatchable]

So I know it's a joke in the Les Mis fandom that Javert is portrayed as like the only cop in all of France, but I think it would be hilarious if modern fanfic writers took this to ridiculous extremes

Gavroche's school is doing a "say no to drugs" campaign, now imagine his surprise when Javert the DARE ambassador walks in the door.

Bossuet gets pulled over for going 4 miles over the speed limit and his explanation dies on his lips when he sees Javert the traffic cop step out of the cop car.

Some asshole tries to fight Bahorel over an airplane seat. Surprise! Javert the air marshal is here.

Marius calls emergency services because of a rabid raccoon in his backyard and Javert the animal control officer shows up to help.

Jehan parallel parks illegally and Javert the meter maid tickets them an outrageous amount.

I think this has comedic potential.

[nortism]

Rules of the Les Misérables magic system (as far as I can figure out):

As long as there is still suffering to be had, Jean Valjean cannot die

Jean Valjean has super strength which cannot be depleted by age or his poor ability to look after himself (up to a point)

Once a person has met Cosette, lack of proximity to her will slowly drain their life force

The dead benevolently haunt those they loved while alive (ily ghost!Fantine)

Javert has an incredible ability to recognise potential criminals (read people from lower social classes)

Eponine has the ability to blend into the background but cannot turn this power off

The only one immune to this power is Javert which isn’t very helpful

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[whatisaboat]

Ahhhh yes. "There! Right There! " from Legally Blonde The Musical, My Beloved.

Colloquially known as "Gay or European".

And known to me as "The Bi-Ereasure Banger appropriate for any Public Outing"

[whatisaboat]

There Is No Great Divide In Ba Sing Se.

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[beccadoodled]

it’s an old song….🌹

the hadestown > next to normal > shadow and bone (tv series) > six of crows duology pipeline IS REAL💔

but I want to thank the rabbit hole I fell down because now I’ve seen Kurt Elling’s hermes do a little dance with an umbrella AND I read possible the best fantasy duology I’VE EVER READ????? A win..I think?

[shanesbian]

x

[squidorama]

What do you mean the iconic witch hat was born from Glinda's spite and cruelty but became a symbol of her willingness to stand by Elphaba even if it ostracized her from her friends and peers? What do you mean the witch's broom is an item enchanted in a moment of panic and innovation as Elphaba refuses to be cowed and grounded? WHAT DO YOU MEAN the spooky black cloak is a representation of Glinda's selflessness as she wraps it lovingly around Elphaba's shoulders, a threadbare cloak that will maybe, hopefully, keep her best friend (lover) warm? WHAT DO YOU MEAN all these symbols of evil actually represent a deep bond of friendship and love? What do you mean????

[spaceboat-1701]

big thanks to dorothy for politely staying quiet in that cellar for the entirety of for good. i think the screaming for help might've put a bit of a damper on the insane lesbian happenings and i really appreciated that she left them be.

[greelin]

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

[greelin]

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

[greelin]

all part of the plan

[jewishevelinebaker]

[wynnyfryd]

if anyone needs me i’ll be rereading fanfic from the obama administration

[wynnyfryd]

if anyone needs me i’ll be rereading fanfic for the obama administration

[just-my-latest-hyperfixation]

Lmaooo, y/n putting her long, wavy hair into a messy bun and breasting boobily down the halls of the White House. 🤣

[wynnyfryd]

the president of the united states woke up to find he’d been sold to one direction

[rehfan]

"Michelle?" Obama shouted from his bedroom in the White House, "Where the hell are my damn shoelaces?!"

[whatisaboat]

No one:

Hayden and Jackie Pike when they saw a baby for the first time:

[whatisaboat]

ADHD is a series of Unskipable Ads running the 43 open tabs you're switching between on WiFi so glitchy and inconsistent you'd swear the CIA itself had destabilised it.

[whatisaboat]

I just KNOW that Hollonov was the RPF equivalent of Byler in the Heated Rivalry universe.

[whatisaboat]

Is it not REALLY weird to unnecessarily assume someone's mobility based exclusively on perceived age?

Like, The Youth ™ are not invariably spry and athletic.

Sometimes, The Elderly ™ are fully capable of hauling ass at scary speeds.

So, perhaps we shouldn't be shocked if we see an Elder ™ chasing someone down. Or if a Youth ™ is sitting when they could, technically, be standing.

Perhaps, it's none of our business.

Perhaps, no one is being hurt by just letting them be. (exept whoever the Elder ™ is chasing)