The Second Law of Modern Language

Personal blag @thederivativeofrad *** Life falters, but decisions aren't to be regretted. All that is set out to be is eventually decomposed into various bits of emaciated energy. Enjoy my design of contemporary deterioration in which I show off all of my fandom garbage.

[weedpoop]

jabed wanting to kill themselves is a daily mood

[troynabed]

[venort]

At long last, an answer to the question nobody is asking

[saiditallbefore]

As one of the few other people in the world who is deranged about the holiday special in the same way, I fucking love this

[saiditallbefore]

[kairenn-n]

the thing is that i do wholeheartedly believe hannibal would be a good husband. not a good person at all but you dont need to be a good person to be a good husband

[vampiromano]

please please please elaborate

[kairenn-n]

this got way too long so i made a List Of Reasons Why He Would Be A Good Husband

has a lot of money. self explanatory. like you should marry for love and all that but my man is almost european royalty like be serious

knows how to cook. as long as youre not vegetarian youre great

will do his parts of the chores. i mean look at how spotless his house is. and you think this control freak hires someone to clean for him? nu-uh

good at communication. he's a psychiatrist, its his job to yap yap yap. and he's very understanding for it. he wants to understand you on a deep level (how literally? well)

hot. look at the man idk

great social skills. youre awkward around people? dont worry he'll be glad to do all the work

values your comfort above all. you got an annoying coworker? dont worry, they wont be seen again

amazing time management skills. how does he get so much done? no one knows, but he will always have time for you

takes interest in your hobbies. his reasons are to why may be dubious but oh well

no comment on his paternal instincts. who wants children in this economy anyway?

[magicinavalon]

[thedeaddandy]

What is MC Michael

Human

Human-Bear Hybrid

Bear

Literal Mogar From XaV

Other(?)

Voting ended onJan 24, 2025

[technofeudalism]

every video i see of Stephen A Smith on the internet belongs in a completely alternate dimension

[omegaversereloaded]

MuTu

[failchild]

severance + onion and reductress headlines

[the-uncanny-dag]

[ariaste]

Agreed with all of the above, but there is also something incredibly ugly about a person who reads all of the recent news and their primary vocal reaction is... this form of triumphant boasting over the illusion that their personal, individual dislike of his work has been, seemingly, vindicated.

Because they don't actually care about the horrifying things that happened to the victims. That's a footnote, an afterthought. They're mostly just hideously delighted to have been """"""right"""""""".

If that's you, I'd suggest taking a good hard look at yourself. It's not about you, babe.

[mrdittomansir]

[narramin]

this should have been me

[imrryr]

no one:

artemis: *gives 13-year-old minako aino the power to create machine guns at will*

[open-sketchbook]

god i fucking love minako, absolutely should not be trusted with anything

[officialfist]

Rest in Peace, Mr. Turner

[nthflower]

I can't stop fucking laughing

[vivipokedex]

gothorita for @sixtysixdragoonedface, perrserker for @ultranyan-z, and spoink for @octopipeline. thank you so much for commissioning me :)

[vivipokedex]

gliscor for @lichtbeidernacht, mimikyu for @avaire, and samurott for @twigby-art :) thank you so much for commissioning me!

[dailygaming]

Helldivers 2 | dev. Arrowhead Game Studios

[weeklyspectator]