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@xrns-rebloggings
Semi-intro post
So my main blog @xrns is getting a tad bit too crowded with reblogs and tag games. So this blog will house most of the new reblogs and games
Ty for reading
(@thegayest-melonsoup @zcbz @the-official-failure @imqueerandadeer @imnotrealdeadass @krowiathemythologynerd @graysonhawthorneswife)
The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source
he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident
OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”
And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder
its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.
I’m glad it was an accident and not like the perks who purposefully cut down the Sycamore Gap Tree.
Recycled tumblr humor
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supernatural gif that fits even though the post was nowhere near related to spn
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Comment expressing their uttermost love for Tumblr
comment expressing utter hate for posts like these
Comment that OMG IT’S THE ORIGINAL I’VE ONLY SEEN IT IN SCREENSHOTS
what was old is apparently new again
Someone saying this post is a must reblog
someone mentioning the ops are all deactivated
The @hellsite-hall-of-fame reblog
Happy 10 years to this post
Original poster deactivated 12’th of June 2014
sentence with the right number of syllables for the haiku bot worm
sentence with the right
number of syllables for
the haiku bot worm
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Die temu ad die
Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.
It accidentally is latin
my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me
do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)
THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST
this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope he’s still schemin’
There’s so much potential in this genre of joke. “There’s a fire in the kitchen!” etc.
#max is thirteen now :(
i find it so genuinely hilarious that my little brothers age is measurable on tumblr specifically by people who have seen this post. i moved out a while ago but i know that he would love how often his dorky ass joke gets passed around on here. thank you all very much.
Max is an adult now
Jesus fuck
Max is the age of the mods brother :-|
holy shit
Ryan Reynolds.
homosexuality.
Ur least fav gal.
The one and only Piper.
definitely not ao3
Dr. Pepper
skyan
Evil Pineapple
pile of maggots
loser 37
Caprisun is good
The King of Kaumidy!
yeah I'm a fag. what about it . shows you a little boucy ball from my pocket with a giant bite taken out of it. now scram. ass hole
i thiunk thats called a hospital 🏥
World Heritage Post
why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????
It’s not even the public hospital wifi. I’m on the staff wifi. which one of you anesthesiologists was reading omega verse on the clock.
Thankfully, I am saved by the power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog.
The power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog has failed me.
World Heritage Post
I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU
OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT
count dracula? uhhh ok. one
WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us
cmon they just started… give it some time
thank you.
two
This reads like it should be a tumblr classic.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @xrns YOU DESERVE THE WORLD
IM ETERNALLY JOYED TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH <333
AAHHGGG THANK YOU SO MUCHHHH
Genuinely dude, you have no idea how much I appreciate this and you, I'm so happy
NO PROBLEM BRO
YOU'RE SO SWEET AND I LOVE YOU, YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY AND HAVE ALL NICE THINGS
THANK YOU AGAINNNN
YOURE ALSO AN AMAZING FRIEND AND MOOT AND I WISHH YOU ALL THE GREAT THINGS TOO
Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids
Birds! They chirp and it’s so beautiful.
Far away cow moos
My friend has this is his back yard and to say I cried is an understatement.
My best friends singing voice
Chickens: *chicken noise*
Me, sobbing:
The filter for my fish tank! Bubble bubble bubble
I sit in the bass section in band. Today I could clearly hear the flutes up at the front! They’re not great, but I can finally hear them!
The sound of walking in sand.
Soft but kinda crunchy? Very nice sound 10/10
Me playing guitar for the first time. Took the hearing aids out. Not a very good sound… yet
Tree leaves in the wind. I got a little spooked at first because it’s 1 am and I’m alone in the park but it’s a real good sound.
Bees
Let me say, it was really fucking terrifying walking past the flowering tree in my backyard and hearing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz coming from it.
“sunlight” by Hozier
I sat in my car alone while listening to it. I knew it would be special but wow, that was a religious experience.
Their hooves make sounds in the grass but they are completely silent. Beautiful creatures. Beautiful sound
Pine needles and pine cones make crunchy sounds!!! Oh my! Very nice
Colored pencils make a real nice scratch noise when I’m drawing. I didn’t know they did that
I forgot to add this is the beginning! But that little sniffing noise that dogs make when they’re smelling the air or the ground? Wonderful!
OCEAN!!!!!!
So there was just an entire booth full of wind chimes for sale at mountain fair. It started to get a little windy and they all went off at once. It was so pretty.
This is the most beautiful post on this whole site
idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all
They are both the same color
They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey
Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat
his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey
certified iconic post
YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW
well damn
Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"
downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because
followed by
is such a funny sequence
i find most people who haven't seen it in person don't know that cairo is RIGHT THERE
I loved these perspectives so I took some of my own when I was in Cairo and yeah, they're literally just. Right there. Pass em on your way to work, nbd
No, y'all don't even understand.
There is literally a Pizza Hut across the street from the pyramids.
That Pizza Hut among other things is why Egyptologists laugh their asses off when we see another piece of media where the protagonists get "lost in the desert near the pyramids", because it's like... just turn around my dudes you're only a seven min walk away from the nearest fastfood shop
Yall don't know how much I adore all of this
Don't leave this in the tags
WHY ARE YOU BUYING PIZZA AT THE PYRAMID
it’s the no notes blanket fort! climb on in
DAMN WTF!?!?!? I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A 1k POST?!?!?
It says no reblogs despite us. It’s actually a broken post :D
can’t believe im the first to reblog this, hope it doesn’t ignore my interactions 🥰
One single note
Ah, another broken post.
four notes while i’m reblogging lol
Only four? This should be more popular
didn’t they do this in Community?
on their clit like morse code
"S.O.S. we're going down"
fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post
No stop that
... - . -. -.. . -.-.
uhh?
In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as "ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC". That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.
They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.
And no one knows what the fuck "STENDEC" means.
She STEN on my DEC until I'm never heard from again.
happy (checks watch) 1 year anniversary to this post
A whole year of people explaining that actually we know what happened probably in my notes :3
