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Hey Y'all~ I have recently been really into the Miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir recently and started a cute little fic. I've already posted the first chapter and I'm working on the second and third right now so hopefully they'll be up soon. Just wanted to share it on my tumblr to see if you guys wanted to check it out too! :)
Here it is~
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
So the subplot ofĀ Holes is that Kate Barlow deals with the politically-sanctioned execution of her black boyfriendāwho unlawfully kissed a white woman who was in love with him!!!āby becoming a serial killer who targets racist/sexist white dudes who harassed her, were rejected, then went after her boyfriend as revenge from the depths of the āfriend zoneā.
Go off Louis Sachar, let em know!
Donāt forget the main plot was a damning satire of the brokenness and inherent racism of the American justice and prison systems! Louis Sachar does not fuck about
It always fuck me up that older people donāt understand how this story is as essential to most american children as Gone with the Wind or Mary Poppins was.
unironically, this is one of the best books/movies for young people that exists
Kissing Kate Did Nothing Wrong
And the technical writing of Holes is perfect. Like, itās one of the most technically-perfect books ever written. Basically any plotting or pacing or characterization issue youāre having, read Holes and really study how Sachar did it. THE LIZARDS! THE LIZARDS.
the twisty prophecies! the lizards! the lipstick! the humor! this book doesnāt play. a true classic.
i know i say how much i love alison croggon all the time butā¦. i love this woman Edit: Since this post got really popular it would be awesome if y'all supported her by checking out her books! She does her best to be super inclusive and also her writing is beautiful and poetic. If you like fantasy, check out The Books of Pellinor, and if you like sci-fi, Fleshers is awesome!!
in light of JKR once again being an utter garbage fire, hereās a fantasy author who actually is a good person
Alison Croggon is amazing and one of my favorite authors ever. The Books of Pellinor are well-written, have a satisfying ending, and feature minority, female, and disabled characters.
Save The Date : 2020
The 13 Full Moons of 2020
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šŗ Friday, January, 10th
āļø Sunday, February, 9th
š Monday, March, 9th
š Wednesday, April, 8th
šø Thursday, May, 7th
š Friday, June, 5th
š© Sunday, July, 5th
š Monday, August, 3rd
š½ Wednesday, September, 2nd
š¹ Friday, October, 2nd
š Saturday, October, 31st
šæ Monday, November, 30th
š„¶ Wednesday, December, 30th
Retrograde Planetary Movements
Uranus Retro in āļø : Aug, 12 (2019) ā Jan, 1st
Mercury Retro in āļø+āļø : Feb, 17th ā Mar 10th
Pluto Retro in āļø : April, 25th ā Oct, 4th
Saturn Retro in āļø+āļø : May, 11th ā Sept, 29th
Venus Retro in āļø : May, 13th ā June 25th
Jupiter Retro in āļø : May, 14th ā Sept, 13th
Mercury Retro in āļø : June, 18th ā July, 12th
Neptune Retro in āļø : June, 23rd ā Nov, 23rd
Uranus Retro in āļø : Aug, 15th ā Jan, 1st (2021)
Mars Retro in āļø : Sept, 9th ā Nov, 14th
Mercury Retro in āļø+āļø : Oct, 14th ā Nov, 3rd
Celestial Signs
āļø Capricorn : Dec, 22nd ā Jan, 19th
āļø Aquarius : Jan, 20th ā Feb, 18th
āļø Pisces : Feb, 19th ā Mar, 20th
āļø Aries : Mar, 21st ā Apr, 19th
āļø Taurus : Apr, 20th ā May, 20th
āļø Gemini : May, 21st ā Jun, 20th
āļø Cancer : Jun, 21st ā Jul, 22nd
āļø Leo : Jul, 23rd ā Aug, 22nd
āļø Virgo : Aug, 23rd ā Sept, 22nd
āļø Libra : Sept, 23rd ā Oct, 22nd
āļø Scorpio : Oct, 23rd ā Nov, 21st
āļø Sagittarius : Nov, 22nd ā Dec, 21st
Sabbat Festivals (Northern Hemisphere)
šÆ Imbolc ā Candlemas : February, 2nd
šŗ Ostara ā Vernal Equinox : March, 21st
š„ Beltane ā Mid Spring : May, 1st
āļø Litha ā Summer Solstice : June, 21st
š¾ Lammas ā Harvest : August, 1st
š Mabon ā Autumnal Equinox : Sept, 23rd
š Samhain ā All Hallowsā Eve : Oct, 31st
āļø Yule ā Winter Solstice : December 21st
Sabbat Festivals (Southern Hemisphere)
š¾ Lammas ā Harvest : February, 2nd
š Mabon ā Autumnal Equinox : Mar, 21st
š Samhain ā Witchesā New Year : May, 1st
āļø Yule ā Winter Solstice : June, 21st
šÆ Imbolc ā Candlemas : August, 1st
šŗ Ostara ā Vernal Equinox : Sept, 23rd
š„ Beltane ā Mid Spring : October, 31st
āļø Litha ā Summer Solstice : Dec, 21st
Keira Knightley 20 January 2018
Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said āitās all that damn Keira Knightleyās fault, I knew I shouldnāt have let you watch pride and prejudice as a childā because Iām really feeling that now
Bonus
Iām screaming
listen i respect yāallās elizabeth bennets and elizabeth swanns and especially yāalls bend it like beckham babygays realizations but
DID YāALL MISS DOMINO (2005) ????
LOOK AT THIS FRESH DISASTER. THIS ABSOLUTE DREAM OF A MESS
DID YāALL MISS THIS
AND THIS
AND LOOK AT THIS GAY ANNOYANCE???
oh and at the end lucy liu shows up and interrogates her and it is v intense and lesbionic
in conclusion i had this haircut for 7 years and still want to kiss keira knightley
I canāt believe this Princess of Thieves erasure
she cuts off her own hair and dresses like a boy to protect the crown prince
also sheās amazing at archery. legolas whomst?
I recorded this on VHS commercials and all and watched it pretty much until the tape wore out. Totally in a heterosexual way though.
When I was 12, a drunk adult man shouted āYouāre the hottest girl Iāve ever seen!ā at me.
My reaction was to turn around and shout back, āThen OBVIOUSLY youāve never seen Kiera Knightley!ā and in retrospect I should have realized some things sooner than I did.
I know at this point this is basically a highlights reel of Keira Knightleyās whole filmography, but I present for your sword & sandals consideration, Keira as Celtic Guinevere in āKing Arthurā (2004):
This post gets better every time I see itĀ
STOP, IM ALREADY GAY!
HI LETāS SHARE NICOLEāS WORDS ON THE SUBJECT!Ā
It has been literal years but every time I see Martinās tweets posted somewhere and his word is shared as truth while her post is not sharedĀ it sort of reiterates the fact that we trust men to speak about feminism more than we believe women who experience it.Ā
Interesting, innit?Ā https://medium.com/@nickyknacks/working-while-female-59a5de3ad266
Reading her account of how their boss treated her blows me away. Men are so emboldened that they will literally admit to illegal discrimination casually and face no consequences.
In all the years of seeing this post Iāve never seen a link to her side. Didnāt even know sheād written one.
When you remember the anti-vax movement
I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.
THIS POST DID NOT AGE WELL
This post was prophetic
I think back to these memes everyday. And they did, indeed, not age well.
Thanks, I hate it
This actually show how each and every time we are super unprepared to deal with it.
Every goddamn time
Welcome to Tumblr.
Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life
waitā¦this is a completely different gif set on my blogā¦
Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.
Yes.
What? How? O_O
IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN
HOW DID YOUā¦..!?!?!?
Iām doubting
I call bullshit
OK WAIT A FUCKING MINUTEā
Ive tried this before but maybe itāll work this time????
Itās the same as it was on my dash
wAIT ADFJKLFJ IT WORKED ON MOBILE
How the fuck
//Oh. My. Fuck.
i dont believe this
OH MY FUCKING GOD I CHECKED MY BLOG ON MOBILE AND THE GIFS CHANGED IM SCREECHING
ok it changed, but to like none of the fandoms im in
i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because theyāre the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought āiāll check if theyāre also crooked in my other mouthā and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths
A few months ago, I thought to myself āMmm Iām so tiredā¦ how much longer in this one again?ā and I knew instinctively what I meant by āthis oneā was this body and this life. I then spend a few wide-eyed moments having an identity/existential crisis like how many times have I been on this earth to have such an instinctive response to being bone-weary to my soul? No one can really answer, especially not me.
In July 2017, one night I woke up around 2 a.m and blurted out in a quasi professorial voice āthe Equinox Bird has infinite beaks, all in the wrong direction, and infinite eyesā and I donāt know what the fuck I was dreaming about but it still haunts me. It seemed like a very important information for a few seconds.
i really appreciate the last commenter giving us an exact date and time like that information needs to be preserved
One time I passed out on the couch after going a few days without sleep, and when I woke up mom said I had been speaking in German in my sleep, and it sounded like I was ordering people to build something
When I was like 5 my mom took me to the grave of her friend that died of cancer and I asked what happened and my mom explained that she died and i fucking said āI died onceā and my mom asked me to explain and I went into pretty detailed explanation about how I died in a war because āI got stabbed by a gun with a knife at the endā (my exact words) and I met god and she (sheās a woman obvs) asked if I wanted to stay or go back to earth and I said I wanted to go back so I chose my mom cause she was struggling to have a baby (she had me through IVF) and lemme tell you that changed her like nothing will make you second guess your religious beliefs like a five year old explaining heaven and god to you
this post is a fucking ride and it reminded me of something i forgot
one time i was playing on my wii (like 5-ish years ago) and i thought to myself āi havenāt checked on rowan in a week, has he died from the plague? :(ā and i didnāt think anything of it for a bit until later when i had a āwhat the fuckā moment
I love this kind of shit because it happens to me all the goddamn time. Like:
-The other night I rolled over in the middle of the night to shake my partner awake, proceeded to tell him how I was glad that āthis time round we would truly have the freedom to love each other properlyā and how his hands belonged to his last self, but his eyes had never changed in all the lives Iād known him. And he just laid there in the dark like wtf because I was asleep. Like Iād woken him to tell him that all in my sleep and then left him to have a crisis.
- Watching the history channel with my Pop on the couch, tender age of 7, and theyāre talking about crucifixion. And my pop, ever the funny man, is like āthat looks like it aughta hurtā. And I just turn to look at him and without hesitation reply āonly at firstā. And heās like āwhat do you meanā and tiny me just shrugged and said āwell thereās a place beyond the hurt where everything just stopsā and he turned the telly off and left the room.
- night before Christmas 2012, dreamt Iād been stabbed in the lungs by an angel with the face of a falcon. He looked at me and told me he had to do it, so that āmy next breath would come as a rebirthā. When he started to glow so brightly that it burned my eyes, I woke up to all the lights in my house on and a dark bruise beneath my rib cage. Will admit, that one freaked me out.
- walked past a graveyard with a friend back in middle school on the way to her house, and mid conversation I stopped talking and stood stock still, looked over at the walls,and quietly said āI have a friend in thereā. Then picked up the conversation and continued strolling like nothing had happened. To be fair, I didnāt realise what Iād said. She still tells me Iām the reason she canāt walk past that graveyard anymore.
- a couple of years ago when I was in Wales I walked past an old stone house just outside of Aberystwyth, and just started to weep. I had the overwhelming thought that I needed to be in there to get dinner ready for the children, but in a different life so long ago and so impossible to reach, that thefeeling of loss was instant and overwhelming.
- was about to use a pedestrian crossing, when my whole body just sort of went hey donāt do that, and so I stopped and put my arm out to stop the woman who was crossing behind me, and 2 seconds later a car came skidding around the corner and crashed into the tree on the other side of the crossing, and I just whispered āha, not this timeā and didnāt really think about it until later when I realised Iād nearly died again. (Btw i waited for th ambulance to show up and the dude driving the car was fine, just hit his head and was drunk af at 10:30am on a Thursday).
- another dream I had just this week, I was sitting in an otherwise empty cinema with a tall, thin man. I canāt really recall what he looked like, except he was well dressed, impossibly pale, and he kind of blurred when you looked directly at him, so I mainly watched him out the corner of my eye and looked ahead at the blank movie screen. He was holding my hand, and he asked me if i enjoyed my life. I said yes and explained why. He then said, almost verbatim, āAnd how does this one weigh against the last? Can it tip the scales, or is it, at last, to be found lacking?ā And I replied, almost verbatim āI weigh my lives against my joy, and each life I find there is more joy to be discovered.ā He replied with a laugh, lifted my hand to a kiss and said ātill next time thenā and disappeared. I woke up in the dark with both my cats sitting on me, alert, and staring out my bedroom door.
So many more, but these are the first that come to mind.
When I was little, my mother, my sister and I would dream in unison so often that one time when my mother was having a rather dull dream about golf my tiny 3 year old self shook her awake and told her to stop because it was boring. She dreaded having nightmares because both of us would wake up shrieking.Ā
My sister and I have also been known to argue in our sleep. Witnesses assure us that whatever made the shouting start, we both knew what it was and were mad about it. We donāt need to be in the same room for this.
We also stayed in a haunted house for a while. An old lady had fallen in the chilly hallway just outside the warm kitchen, broken her hip, and couldnāt reach high enough to open the door, so she died of hypothermia a foot away from a telephone and warmth. Without fail, every person who stood in that spot and tried to open that door - the single most used door in the house, being between the kitchen and the bathroom and front door - felt cold and found themselves scrabbling frantically at the door handle, which was always strangely hard to open from that side. You got used to it to an extent, but it always hit strangers hard.Ā
Shit dude yall are cursed
I love this thread
Iāve had several experiences like this and if you ask my family, itās because we were cursed by a witch several generations back. But! Highlights include:
My great grandmother died when I was very young (like four years old). I told my parents that she had come to say goodbye to me before leaving. I knew she was dead before they did.
Sharing dreams was mentioned and while Iāve never had the same dream at the same time as someone else, I have regularly had dreams about a woman named Faith. For years, I didnāt tell anyone about her bc tbh she kind of creeps me out and is soothing in equal parts. Come to find out, my dad also has dreams with Faith in them and his dreams involving her deal a lot with death, like mine do.
Every house Iāve lived in since I was a child has been haunted, but they havenāt all started out that way. My grandmother thinks it is the family that is haunted, not the places. (Thereās that family curse coming back in to play.)
Iāve had a reoccurring nightmare since childhood involving running through a city with cobblestone streets as a child along with several others. By the end of the nightmare, me and all the children have died. The first time I had this nightmare, I woke up crying and saying that everyone had died again and I still couldnāt stop it.
When I was little, I had an imaginary friend I called āWoo Wooā. He was very tall, had no hair, and typically dressed in red. I never thought anything about this after getting older until I was babysitting my little cousin (who was five or six at them time) and she told me that Woo Woo had told her to tell me he said hello and was sorry he couldnāt visit like he used to. I had never told her about Woo Woo.
PANDEMICA
I love this so much, Iām gonna start saying ānutsā we need to bring it back
I love b&w proper ladies breaking character withĀ āsonofabitchā
Good to know that actors have always been like this when forgetting their lines. XDĀ
imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and thereād be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales thereād be giant deer and just wow
you have a beautiful imagination
this gave me chills
HOLY SHIT
first of all ^^^ I love this^^^
secondly, Iāve said it before, butĀ
this is exactly what the Old World was. Off shore there was Ocean, and inland there was Forrest
Hereās an Old World tree still surviving in a modern forrest ofĀ ālargeā trees
Thatās just what trees used to be like.
And wandering among those trees, one might have encountered, yes, deer larger than a modern moose, but also, depending on what year, pigs bigger than grizzly bears, beavers the size of modern wolves, ground sloths the size of modern elephants, and bears nearly that big. Not to mention the insects and snakes and shit.
I could keep going, like, you might have crossed paths with a whole herd of these
or a family of these.
Like, 29,000 years ago, the last of the Neanderthal had just died out. Humans and this thing definitely lived at the same time.
And they didnāt live in the Forest, but there is one ice age creature thatās still alive, if you want to see what life was like back in the day. We used to think the Musk Ox was a type of bovine, or cow, which is how it got itās name. BUT. See this?
that, my friends, is an ice age GOAT. Thatās right, thatās a 900 pound GOAT. Here, take another look
anyway, yeah, the wild used to be a lot more Wild. Old Forest was definitely the inland equivalent of Ocean, and everything back in the day was turnt the fuck UP
This post was made by someoneās genetic memory of those scary fuckers
HELL TO THE YES I would
update:
another update lol
*quiet noises of glee*
I love how he acquires more cats with each update
everyone who reblogs this before 03-30-2020 gets a book recommendation based on their blog in their inbox
Disney Ladies + Science (&Ā āScienceā). Thanks to our followers for ideas.
Yes, textile engineer. Thatās not a fashion designer in any way.
Youāve obviously not watched the movie. She invented those fabrics to resist flame, turn invisible, resist high amounts of friction, and stretch infinite times, and avoid tear from bombs
she did a tad more than ādesignā them
(Id go so far as to sayĀ ātactical textile engineerā
And since the fabrics have to be comfortable as well, sheās a tactile tactical textile engineer.
And since the uniforms also had to look stylish and not gaudy, sheās a tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer.
And sheās the best at what she does, which makes her a talented tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer.
i canāt believe people actually came for Edna Mode like thatĀ
And donāt forget that Hair Love is also a gorgeous picture book, written by Matthew A. Cherry and illustrated by Vashti Harrison! šāØ
