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I suppose that’s “fine”, for someone that isn’t a native English speaker..?
Oh shit, this result is way better than I expected it to be.
Pretty good for a second language imo. Though they should add a ‘I don’t f*cking know’ option because I had to guess sometimes.
china banning traps is so funny to me because it's 100% their fault. their policies created such an astounding imbalance in the male to female ratio that some men would never find a parter.
who do you think they're gonna fuck? it's simple, they're gonna put a qipao on their bros and clap those cheeks.
Love finding out news like this
They could man up and have real gay sex and have none of that femboy nonsense
femboys are a us backed insurrectionist group in China
Clapping femboy cheeks to fight the CCP
I’ve never seen a Tik tok that made me want to bash my head against the wall but here it is
Considering the quality of California and New york they should have less electoral votes.
Gotdamn does she look smug as shit
Dumb elitist intellectuals getting absolute power is how you got famines in Soviet Union
and heartless genocides/displacements of ethnic minorities and economic undesiraebles
Considering the laws in Comyfornia I wouldn't want them deciding who gets to be President
Which of these wholesome Memes are your Favourite? :)
Follow @memeuplift for more wholesome memes
currently sobbing
Passing on the good feels to everyone
Enough I can only take so much happiness
Dunno who needs to see this, but here you go 💛
And there I go again reblogging it at the speed of light
Have a good time y'all ;))
Exactly 😹
An elegant weapon for a more civilized age
one of those generically cheerful Bless this Home (and all who enter) signs, but instead it says Memento Mori (remember that you must die)
so, i made a thing
Not quite the same concept (sorry to add on), but this is the sign I have right inside my door
@ellynneversweet your TAGS: #I once visited a cousin’s house where she had ‘friends’ ‘relax’ signs and bit my lip the entire time so as not to ask where the matching ‘enemies’ ‘beware’ signs were
I know it isn’t much but I did make this,
House blessing embroidery is my favorite goddamn thing, I’ll have to make that nuclear waste warning one
megvasarolnam!!!
a nuclear waste kéne
Bruh youre eurotrash dont be so quick to judge lol
If you want milk in a bag so bad then why don't you leave it in the cow huh? The milk carton is a sign of civilization which you deluded maple blowers obviously lack along with any tangible trace of culture that didn't come from a colony of monkeys pretending to be French so why don't you have a nice tall glass of bagged homo milk and maybe you'll calm down before heading for your third shift at Santa's workshop you syrup on snow chewing, gravy on cheesy fries artery clogging, fried dough balls gobbling, natives refrigerating, forest logging, seal clubbing, funny accent having, forever irrelevant frostback retard
PS: >a fucking leaf
Can we talk about how Ash’s chikorita’s first thought when released from it’s pokeball was to immediately turn around, rub against his leg, and look up at him as if to say “I love you so much. Hi there!”
Then Ash points at the opponent’s girafarig and immediately goes to face the foe. Yes, Ash looks a little annoyed, but he just points, doesn’t yell, just points.
This is why I love Pokémon so much. They aren’t just for battling, they are friends, companions. They love their trainers, at least those trainers that treat their Pokémon well. I would love to love in that world, where you make all these friends who will fight for you, knowing that they make you proud and safe.
so are we not going to talk about girafarig’s other head just weirdly turning itself towards you and showing off its teeth, signaling it absolutely wants to kill you?
This literally took me a few seconds to make, I deserve nothing.
Also putting the narumitsu tag cause more people will see, unethical Tumblr tagging 101.
Why did “be critical of your media” turn into “find all its flaws and hate it” why did people become allergic to FUN
Because people confuse “critical as in critical thinking” with “critical as in criticizing something,” so they think that “look for something bad, no matter how far-fetched” is what “being critical” means.
They also don’t realize that “literary criticism” means…
Okay. What literary criticism IS, is like taking a mechanical clock apart to see all the gears and learn how it fits together and approach your next clock with more knowledge of what makes it tick.
What they THINK literary criticism means is, you take the clock apart and beat all the pieces with a hammer, then scream at it because it doesn’t tick for you the way it used to.
OMG SOMEBODY PUT IT IN WORDS
It’s all well and good to use “be critical of what you consume” to mean “don’t follow things blindly and acknowledge their flaws” but this mindset fails to take into account that everything has flaws. An unproblematic fave is just a fave you haven’t looked at from all angles yet. If you go through life like this hoping to find something morally pure to consume you’re just going to be miserable.
thank you
i saw this post earlier about therapists and it reminded me of my old therapist paul, who in my opinion is one of the greatest men alive and who did not put up with my bullshit for even one second
anyway i go in to see paul one week in the summer of 2016, and i’m doing my usual bullshit which consists of me talking shit about myself, and paul is staring at me, and then he cuts me off and says that he’s got a new tool for helping people recognize when they’re using negative language, and gets up and goes over to his desk
and i’m like alright hit me with that sweet sweet self-help article my man, because i’m a linguistic learner and whenever paul’s like here i have a tool for you to use it’s pretty much always an article or a book or something
paul opens a drawer, takes something out, and turns back around. i stare.
i say, paul.
is that a nerf gun.
yeah, says paul.
i say, are you gonna shoot me with a nerf gun in this professional setting.
he happily informs me that that’s really up to me, isn’t it. and sits back down. and gestures, like, go ahead, what were you saying?
and i squint suspiciously and start back up about how i’m having too much anxiety to leave the house to run errands, like it was a miracle to even get here, like i’ve forgone getting groceries for the past week and that’s so stupid, what a stupid issue, i’m an idiot, how could i–
a foam dart hits me in the leg.
i go, hey! because my therapist just shot me in the leg. paul blinks at me placidly and raises an eyebrow. i squint again.
i say, slowly, it’s– not a stupid issue, i’m not stupid, but it’s frustrating me and i don’t want it to be a problem i’m having.
no dart this time. okay. sweet.
so the rest of the hour passes with me intermittently getting nailed with tiny foam darts and then swearing and then fixing my language and, wouldn’t you know it, i start liking myself a little more by the end of the session, which is mildly infuriating because paul can tell and he’s very smug about it
anyway i leave his office and the lady having the next appointment walks in and i hear what’s all over the floor? and paul very seriously says cognitive behavioral therapy tools.
The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well
This is funny, obviously, but even if you don't go to the extreme of the example above, this is a separate seat for one person, with a back and 4 legs:
But it's not a chair. It's a bar stool.
This, however, are all chairs:
Each one is missing at least one component of the chair definition above.
So like... it's almost like strict definitions are exclusionary.
Reblog to hit a transphobe with a separate seat for one person
It's an ongoing joke in my friend group that it's basically impossible to define a sandwich. The group chat is filled with "wait....are quesadillas a sandwich? Are dumplings a sandwich? Are hot pockets a sandwich? Are uncrustables a sandwich? Are ravioli a sandwich?"
And it's a fun game because you can always argue either point- trying to draw strict definitions is always going to include some non-sandwiches and exclude some totally-sandwiches. Real life things always have edge cases and exceptions.
The game becomes less fun when bigots are trying to use it to attack trans women, but the principle remains. Very few things in life can be strictly defined without this inclusion/exclusion problem.
Ok but for the last one I actually have an answer for you
I got really offended until I realized that is actually my account name
“hes just a guy!!!!” fortunately, i like guys
no actually, im stronger than you and everything i do is fortunate for me
if u think liking guys is unfortunate.... keep that shit to urself thats embarrassing........
If you hate the object of your affection, you should not be in that relationship ever.
Men, like all humans, also deserve to be loved by people who actually care about them.
