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@anchormapmarker
big fan of the fact that both the singers who played Telemachus and Poseidon in EPIC have a song called "like you mean it" except one is singing:
"love me like you mean it, not like you need it"
and the other one:
"fuck me like you mean it, love me like you need it"
leaving the TV on when i go to make dinner but it's a kdrama so i get confused because i don't know what's going on even though i can clearly hear the dialogues (i don't speak korean)
everytime i want to write "mom" in my journal, i start the word, get uneasy midway, and end up writing "mother"
do you guys think it says something about me or--
it seems like my mother thinks i am some sort of thief or perhaps a burglar, for she handed me a metal briefcase and asked me to pick the lock "to see how much is inside" and i have so many questions
didn't activate my gps properly and got lost on the road to my monthly therapist appointment.
despite my poor sense of direction, i decided it was time for me to trust my instincts instead of pulling over to the side of the road to check where i was going.
ended up in front of my best friend's apartment building.
can't wait for him to become king of the pirates some day.
happy Pompeii bread day to those who celebrate!
I am being obnoxiously flirted with by the pretty boy stranger at the zoo and I need to tell the internet about it
1. we made eye contact once
2. i caught him looking at me once after that, and he quickly diverted his gaze with a panicked smile
3. he "accidentally" dropped his map of the zoo while pushing his [niece/daughter/baby sister]'s stroller when I was walking behind them, and he said "oh. thank you!" when I gave it back to him but he didn't sound genuinely surprised. it's like he knew he had dropped it
4. at the next enclosure, he stood next to my family instead of his (at a reasonable distance) so i no choice but to stand next to him
5. when I held my baby niece up close to the glass to show her the tortoises, he held his phone up "looking at something" very nonchalantly. he was not looking at the tortoises. which I find fundamentally weird. I suspect he was just flaunting his phone to incite me to ask for his contact. it sounds a little too delusional even for me, so I did not, in fact, ask for his contact.
devastated to leave the zoo knowing i won't ever see him again. good bye, pretty boy zoo stranger. I'll miss you
healing my inner child by putting a Pokémon band-aid over my testosterone injection site
whenever i sing "anything can happen in this world, for an ordinary girl" i pronounce world with a scottish accent
sometimes after i pee i think about how gender affirming it would be to not wash my hands, but when i try to leave the bathroom i hear stuff in my head like a narrative adventure game character.
"i can't go this way yet."
"there's something i need to do before i leave."
"hm... nope. can't leave yet."
"i shouldn't leave without washing my hands."
"i don't want to go this way right now."
"i think i'll go there later. i need to wash my hands first."
"Stanley decided to be smart instead, and headed to the sink. he knew that soap was the best idea for him at the moment."
"the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent"
what an icon
got an instagram dm from my best friend:
"check your discord messages. it's important."
opened discord with a worried heart, wondering about my best friend's medical condition and general well-being. the important message was a picture he drew of a sexy werewolf in a cunty outfit, along with the words:
"werewolf. smash?"
my problem is I want to eat but I don't want food
which wouldn't be a problem if I wasn't single, but alas
my mother, about the BTS comeback concert live on Netflix: there were so many people there on the street that night, that they called it an army on the radio! how scary is that?
"can I give your phone number to-" yes of course, great idea. it'll make communication way easier, go ahead.
"I gave your phone number to-" I gave your home address to assassins. sleep with one eye open.
turns out you can wear a knitted blanket as a cape and fasten it at the front with piercings rings
2006 me learning German because of Tokio Hotel 🤝 2026 me learning Korean because of Stray Kids.