
Love Begins

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@ashtheweird
my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god
i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.
I'm stealing this from Twitter
Here's the link
I am a high-definition gateway drug body double!
I'm an adorkable active shooter ass clown
same person or dating?
Danny and Danyal are not the same person. They were two completely different people but THEY ARE LOVERS!
The story goes as normal Damien and Danyal are twins and one way or another Danyal dies. But the pits brought him back somehow whether he's a helfa or revenant or ghost is up to the writer
He somehow ends up in Amity park (either he got adopted by living parents or he just took a natural portal there) and sees the Fentons and their son who looks like a white version of him. They go to high school he finds everyone frustrating but notices something on with Danny shenanigans happen he finds out about Danny being phantom they fight make out trama dump and after a few months start dating.
This is Danny's first relationship that actually lasted longer than a week or month so you best believe he's doing his hardest to be the best partner possible to Danyal while completely being smitten by him adoring him to the moon and back. It's gotten to the point where Danny reads any and all advice given on the internet about relationships even going as far as going to the infinite realms hunting down ghosts successful relationships and conducting an interview of how he should act as a partner.
The ghost attacks slowly stop because phantom only restrains them or finds a way to trap them and force them to listen to him talk lovingly about his wonderful boyfriend and how amazing he is and whatever else he has to say (Sam Tucker Jazz and Dani started getting tired of his constant yapping about his boyfriend. It's sickeningly sweet watching these two interact it's like watching two babies having crushes on each other)
Danyal? He's building his own Cult and working hard to be successful so he can provide everything Danny wants as well as making a lists of enemies he should take down for his hand in marriage (let's be honest one way or another he's going to learn from Talia and be committed to the at this point it's a Al ghul tradition to commit to one person and be obsessed with them) the top of his list is Vlad he's working on erasing him from existence.
Danyal sometimes sits with Dani and Danny at a picnic somewhere and slowly realizing that he's become a father with a husband and is incredibly smug about him because he has heard from ghost a lot of things about how his boyfriend talks about him and is incredibly smug that he's the only one in the al ghuls to have a healthy reciprocated to love.
But just because he does those little things don't let them fool you he absolutely melts every time Danny hugs them or cuddles him. He's basically a puppy for Danny meanwhile to others he's an absolute menace some locals even calling him worser than phantom.
Anyways back on topic this is a good Fenton reveal and they go to Gotham for jazz's college review (Danyal joins because he and Danny have been dating for 2 years) and the bats absolutely mistake Danny for Danyal and kidnap him while everyone is in the hotel the rooms while Danny waits in the lounge
Anyways they kidnap him he wakes up freaks out Damien is feeling a lot of things crying about his brother being alive and yelling at him why didn't he come to him , Bruce trying to interrogate him and all the others just trying to calm everyone down.
Danny looks at them in absolute confusion and says "Danyal? Wait do you mean my boyfriend I mean we do look alike and you do look similar to my boyfriend. Are you related?"
And everyone just snaps their heads to him trying to process what he said went out of nowhere boss music starts and they hear heavy footsteps as Danyal breaks the wall and enters with two tanks behind him "WAYYYYYNES! DONT YOU DARE LAY YOUR FILTHY HANDS ON MY BELOVED!"
Bruce Wayne has a massive bounty on his head at all times, multi millions of dollars constantly hanging above him when he goes out in public. Thus, he has his own personal guard when going to galas or charity events. Is it a conflict of interest that his personal guard is made up of his children and coworkers? Probably. Does he care? No.
Socialite 1: Is that... Nightwing? In a suit?
Socialite 2: It is! Who is that next to him? Red Robin?
Dick and Tim, with blazers and sunglasses over their normal costumes, trailing after Bruce the whole night, trying not to giggle at the absurdity of watching Bruce 'Batman' Wayne nearly spill the entire punch bowl on himself:
At first, the public is concerned that a billionaire can "buy out" vigilantes, but it doesn't take long for someone to just... ask Nightwing to guard them for a night, and he agrees, not asking for payment. This eventually becomes little kids asking for Robin to 'guard them on their way to school' and folks begging Batman to 'guard their dog for the week' (Since when did The Mission become pet sitting???) (Obviously, he agrees, tho the little yippy pomeranian gets taken to Wayne Manor for the week instead, and Ace gets a temporary new friend)
A hotline gets set up so that anyone who feels unsafe can call a number and have one of the Bat Family members walk them home. It gets used a lot by drunk college students, women, and kids who stayed up past curfew.
Scared little kid, barely able to reach the payphone, using their last quarters: Um... I n-need.. Robin.. p-please.. I'm really scared... its really d-dark... my house is far away...
Damian, who is already in the area, beelining towards where the call came from:
Damian is secretly quite touched every time a call comes in for him specifically. Being raised as he was, he never expected to be a source of comfort to others. But knowing that kids, stranded far from home in the night, gather their quarters to call for him, not Batman or Nightwing or Red Robin, but him, well it just might bring a tear to his eye if he thinks too hard about it. So he of course never allows himself to think terribly hard about it.
This goes on for some time, and eventually Jason fully rejoins the family. The first time he tries to respond to a call, a pair of drunk college kids who wanted an escort back to their dorm, ends predictably poorly. They ran, screaming, from the Big Bad Red Hood. For a while he doesn't respond to calls at all. For a time after that only with a fellow Bat, to let the people get used to his presence.
And then it finally happens, a hesitant voice on the other end of the line: Can ... Can Red Hood come? ... M- Mommy said not to bother anyone, but ... Daddy is hurting her ... Red Hood protects people like us, r- right?
Jason lands on their fire escape seconds later, fire in his veins, guns in hand.
I like to think that anytime Jason’s injured to a serious degree—or actually dies—that flock of white in his hair grows.
This of course goes hand in hand with the idea that the Lazarus pit has upped Jason’s healing to a metahuman like amount. Keeping him off deaths door step if it has any say.
So like the first time he’s dumped into the pits, he comes out with a couple strands of white, just enough to be visible. Just enough to be annoying, meaning they get tucked between his natural hair color.
After a slice to the neck via batarang, the patch of white grows to the amount you might see in fanart or comics. There’s no covering it unless he wants to dye it, and Jason doesn’t think he cares enough.
The aftermath of his encounter with Batman after he thought he killed penguin leaves Jason with almost fully white bangs. Maybe he will consider dying it, especially if one Roy Harper keeps telling him he looks like a thumb.
Being brought back to life by his suit after fighting Bruce’s alter ego gives him white curly sprouts. He’s back to giving up, there is no containing the beast that is his hair—and the pit.
But the pit isn’t picky, and the mop on Jason’s head isn’t the only hair turning white.
Maybe after a couple of serious GSWs he’s got mismatching eyebrows—except he can’t say that one doesn’t match his hair color, because in the end it actually does. Soon to follow are his eyelashes, on the same side of his white eyebrow. Jason considers black mascara just to cover the white when Dick tells him he gives off Two-Face vibes.
He’s holed up in a safe house for a couple weeks healing from a nasty wound infection, a duration in which he was too tired and sick to care about any facial hair. The stubble grows in a familiar white and he’s suddenly looking like a single father to far too many kids (*cough *cough Bruce). Thus he’s shaving the moment he can stand without the room spinning.
A deep gash that’s been heavily bleeding for too long runs down his left bicep. And once it’s healed enough and the stitches have been taken out, the hair in that area grows back—you guessed it—white. Jason has to swat Tim away like a fly when the younger boy seems heavily interested in testing the wound site. Saying it’s ’cause of the pit doesn’t seem to be enough anymore.
Jason’s slowly turning into a Zebra, and he’s worried Damian may consider him for his ongrowing zoo.
not what I thought they was talkin about
I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’
so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….
*wipes away a single tear* Yes.
Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock
He looks so ready. XD
“My time has come.”
Plot twist she’s his bodyguard
I specifically went back through my reblogs to find these
My dashboard has been blessed by this post again
ok!
ITS THE OG OMG
Kitty cat, kitty cat, run run run!
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Yan! Batfam x Teacher! Batmom
All platonic besides Bruce
Part Two: Jason
TW: Swearing, the Joker, bad parents(Sheila), light violence
You are pretty much the glue holding dick and Bruce together after he moves out. He still continues to be your TA, and rents his own apartment in your building. You’re the only reason that the two of them can talk without fighting(sometimes)
When Jason got adopted, you received a phone call from Dick the morning after he found out before it was even published.
You had to work through some of Dick’s jealousy with him in the beginning. I headcanon Dick wanted a little brother back in the beginning, so you probably remind him of how much he wanted a little brother and promise him Bruce still loves him the same.
Jason is going to love you from the get-go. You are automatically one of his favorite people just from the whole drama thing, and you being someone who will listen to him, already knows Bruce very well and is always willing to spend time helping him with other classes? Yeah, he adores you.
Dick and Jason kind of have a rivalry over being your kid/student. You Don’t really notice it, but they definitely have a bit of a showdown for a while until they end up banding together after they see a substitute teacher making you uncomfortable.
Jason is probably slower to become Yandere. I think this would happen two events to make things full on Yandere. The first being you defending him when a teacher accused of him of cheating. They didn’t contact Bruce, because they wanted to ‘speak to Jason one on one’ (in reality, they just didn’t want Bruce to back him up.)
Both the principal and the teacher are there with Jason, trying to make him ‘confess’. Jason is sitting there, unsure and a little upset, feeling like he’s trash basically, but then you enter the room. You had been wondering why Jason was missing from drama club and had asked a kid in Jason’s class about it, only to be told Jason had been brought to the principal.
The minute you hear what they are accusing him of, you go full mama bear. Even though you don’t realize it, you’ve already started seeing both Dick and Jason as your kids. You aren’t going to let anyone talk bad about Jason just because he was an Alley kid.
While you tear the teacher and the principal a new one, Dick calls Bruce, who comes in just in time to hear you calling the teacher ‘an insecure classist bitch that is just mad that someone wasn’t falling into line with her narrow view of who was allowed to be smart’(Bruce fully fell in love with you when you said that. He still doesn’t realize he’s in love with you, and hasn’t started becoming fully Yandere for you yet.)(it’s gonna take a while)
Bruce pulls some strings to make sure that teacher is never able to teach again, and you join all the Wayans out for a meal afterwards.(you don’t realize that when the teacher stormed out, she called you Bruce Wayne’s bitch. You never find out that the teacher later has her house robbed, and is mugged and beaten. She’s brought to the hospital due to the injuries.(the teacher saying that plants an idea in both Dick and Jason’s minds though. If you married Bruce, wouldn’t that make you their mom?))
The second incident that causes Jason to go full on Yandere is his mom. Jason doesn’t end up searching for her, but she does reach out to him.(the Joker makes her.) Jason is so excited to go. However, have a bad feeling, and ask Jason if you can come with him, just so he can be safe. He agrees, but asks you to wait outside or just listen in.
You are outside the door listening when it is revealed to be a trap. When you hear Sheila attempt to give Jason over to the Joker, you do something that you’ve never done before.
Back when you first started hanging out with the Wayne’s, Alfred gave you a gift. A gun. He warned you not to show it to Bruce, and only use it to protect yourself. You had never used it before, but still carried it around on days you were anxious, like today.
You didn’t have much experience with guns outside of a BB gun your friend owned when you were a kid. Still, without thinking, you ran in and shot Sheila. And then shot at the Joker.
You managed to hit Sheila, lodging the bullet in her shoulder, but you miss the joker by a few inches. Still, it distracts him enough that you can get to Jason, who hadn’t yet been injured, but was still very shocked and scared.
Batman arrives quickly after that, having been on standby as Bruce. He arrives just in time for the Joker to try to hit you and Jason with the crowbar. He watches you throw yourself in front of Jason, anticipating the blow. He sees you grimace in pain, and then he sees Red.
The Joker is delivered to Arkham bloodied up and bruised, unconscious, but alive. The cops came to arrest Sheila, being tipped off by Batman, and find a tied up Sheila in the corner, and you hugging Jason tight to your chest. Before they load her into the car, you carefully break out of your embrace with Jason, run up to her and punch her in the nose
“That is for being a shitty mother.” Then, you punch her in the stomach. “And that is for trying to kill my son. I hope you spend the rest of your life rotting in a cell, regretting every minute of your shitty self centered life.” You glare daggers at her. Luckily, Dick arrives out of costume just in time to pull you back from hitting her again.
That is when Jason becomes full on Yandere. You protected him this whole time, you stood up to Sheila and to the Joker, even though you had no training. The icing on the cake? You calling him your son. That will be a memory he treasures for the rest of his life. He won’t let anyone take his mom from him.
You both are brought to the hospital. Thankfully, Jason only has a few bruises. You have two cracked ribs, but no other injuries, and after the cops take your statements, you get released pretty quickly.
You end up going back to Wayne Manor afterwards. You can see the anxiety in Jason’s expression at the thought of you leaving his side. You don’t wanna let him out of your sight either. You also know you aren’t the only ones who are currently traumatized.
Dick has not let out of touch range the entire night, touching one of you constantly as if to assure himself you’re real. Bruce joins you at the hospital, white faced and terrified. He hadn’t let go of Jason for a solid 20 minutes, and kept checking over him with his eyes every few minutes. That wasn’t surprising, but he kept looking at you and trying to make sure that you were OK too, not as often, but still consistently. You knew you and Bruce were friends, but you didn’t realize Bruce cared about you that much.
The night ends into all four of you, cuddling up in a doggy pile in the living room (You being on top due to your ribs.) Alfred takes a picture of it and makes three copies, one he gives Bruce, one he gives to you, and one he keeps for himself. Bruce frames the photo and puts it in his home office. You framed the photo and put it on your wall right across from your bed. And Alfred put it in a scrapbook that he started making after the first time Bruce met you entitled “ Mr. and Mrs. Wayne’s foray into familial life”.
I hope you all enjoy! Please comment, it gives me ideas and motivation lol.
Part three:Tim
TW:Mentiond of ped0ph!l!a, bad parents Janet and Jack Drake, like semi worse than Canon,
Imagine Dick actually adopted Jason. Like that's so chaotic— especially when Jason comes back from the dead.
12 year old Jason: Hey, Dick? Since I'm adopted by you, does that mean you're my father?
18 year old Dick: ...I'm still too young to called dad so no, I'm just your legal guardian.
Jason: Okay, dad.
Dick, tearing up: Please no.
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Jason after resurrection as Red Hood: I am your son.
Dick dating Wally: Tf?????? How would I— JASON?
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Bruce: All of you are my sons.
Jason: Technically, I'm your grandson.
Damian and Tim: ?????? What.
Dick: Technically he's right. You've been a grandpa since I was 18.
Bruce: ...Fuck, I forgot about that.
Damian and Tim: WHAT THE FUCK?????
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Bruce and Jason arguing:
Bruce: You're grounded!
Jason: TF? You're not my dad, Dick is!
Dick: Please, for the last time, I'm not really your dad.
Jason's dramatic ass: GASPS?! I'M ADOPTED?!
No Prince Charming
(Batfam x Mom!Reader)
Anonymous asked:
Hello, I really like your work.
I saw that you have an open request, so I want to share an idea that has been sitting in my head for a long time.
Reader married Bruce for convenience. (In my head, the reader is a woman, but I'll leave it to your taste) The wedding takes place shortly before the appearance of the first Robin. Bruce and reader have a cold relationship. Reader comes from the wealthy population of Gotham. Therefore, reader is well educated and intelligent. So after a while, when Dick already appears, reader understands what her husband does at night. But reading doesn't say anything about it or hint at it. The reader doesn't want to get involved in any of this, it scares her. And although the reader is planning a divorce, she takes care of all the members of her new family. And although she is neglected in the family, the reader becomes a parental figure for children. But the children won't admit it. When Damian appears, the reader doesn't say a word to Bruce. But Damian treats reader very badly. And that becomes the trigger. The reader slips Bruce the divorce papers.(not to mention that they are getting divorced, since Bruce is likely to protest) and when Bruce signs them, he leaves the estate, leaving the divorce papers and the wedding ring on the bed when no one notices. And only then does the family realize what they have done with their neglect of reader. Their yandere trait is waking up in them and now they need to somehow find their reader.
Sorry if it's too much.
And I apologize for the English, I am writing with a translator
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Warning: Non-consensual drugging, not descriptive sex. It's just mentioned, no details. Hinted at Dick's trauma with his sidekick.
Young!Y/N: Hey, Dick, want to come help me beat up some dude that was being a jerk to me?
Young!Dick: I would, but Bruce said fighting normal civilians is wrong…
*Meanwhile*
Bruce: *Chasing after the guy with a batarang* GET BACK HERE YOU NO GOOD MOTHERFU-
I want a fic of this 🤣
Imagine Charles Xavier picking up when you’re high and having weird thoughts.
Charles was trying not to look into your mind too much - only really doing a skim of his class to make sure that there wasn’t trouble, but such odd things kept popping out from you. Something like, ‘What if our eyeballs were in one socket and were always touching?’ and ‘Wolverine gave me a banana the other day, I wonder if that means that we’re best friends now.’ Alright, it was the seventies and weed was pretty prevalent, as long as it didn’t affect your powers or your coursework, he would overlook it but this was getting out of control. Everyone was was focused on his lecture while you kept on going off on these weird tangents.
He didn’t realize that he had paused for a moment, picking up you thinking about running through a meadow with Mr. Howlett, holding bananas. He was slightly slack-jawed, causing the other students to immediately break out into a whispering gossip, trying to figure out who he might be listening to.
‘It’s so weird that frogs don’t have teeth.’
Charles cleared his throat, suddenly coming to the realization that you were absolutely correct - frogs don’t have teeth and that was something that he had never thought about before. “Y/L/N, can you see me after class, please?” He asked aloud, and then continued on with his lecture, the other students looking over at you and your glazed eyes, cracking up.
Charles wanted to know where you got the stuff - and maybe if you’d be able to get him some too.
Requested by: Anonymous
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023
I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??
Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!
almost there!
TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!
THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??
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Really stupid au where when they were younger, Kakashi and Obito shared an accidental kiss a lot like Sasuke and Naruto. (Kakashi commits to his mask shortly after but will never not insist it's unrelated)
Years later and Kakashi, trying to cheer up Naruto and Sasuke ab their own embaressing accidental first kiss, shares his own story
Then, years later when Obito reveals himself on the battlefield, instead of going "woah, another Uchiha!?" when he hears his name, Naruto can't help but point and shout OH MY GOD UR THE GUY WHO KISSED SENSEI!!!!!!!!
Instant dead silence. (Obito wants to die)
Sakura, who never heard the story ab how it was a one time accidental kiss: "omg... sensei's childhood boyfriend went evil on him... this is so fucked up"
Obito is VIOLENTLY thrown off by this turn of events (and also hasn't actually thought ab it in years oh my god that did happen didn't it)
Kakashi, seeing how badly it threw him off, and also the kind of person who plays hard into throwing people off and generally fucking w them to gain an edge, seeing Sakura mumbling ab lovers to enemies and just kinda goes "Yeah Obito I can't believe you'd do this to me I thought we had smthn special."
"Yeah a rivalry????"
"So I was only ever a way for u to get stronger,, figures u were using me,,,"
[Confused Obito car crash noises]
Sakura yells smthn ab him being a deadbeat and how Kakashi can do so much better and Naruto is instantly shouting in agreement as Sasuke stands there like "hn." Which is basically the same thing for him
Kakashi just starts straight up lying actually
"What about all those picnics we went on... watching the sun set over konoha..."
"Are you talking about when Minato said we weren't allowed to come back inside till we stopped arguing and ate on opposite ends of the roof bc we couldn't even look at eachother without yelling???"
"It was so romantic."
Obito, starting to actually doubt himself, "was that a date????"
(It was not.)
"You died in my arms..."
"I died under a rock"
"We literally got eye married" (not a thing, he just made this up 3 seconds ago)
"We got WHAT" (no one can prove him wrong tho bc no surviving Uchiha knows that much ab their clans marriage traditions)
"Oh my god sensei's husband is a deadbeat" - sakura, horrified (and maybe a little delighted)
"Figures." -Sasuke, who's been in proximity w Obito for some time now and absoloutley believes every word ab this topic Kakashi is saying
"Woah. This is almost as bad as the fact he murdered my parents when I was a baby dattebayo" - Naruto who's priorities are NOT what they should be
"Ok. I wouldn't go that far." - Sasuke, who's priorities are also fucked but not THAT fucked, oh my god Naruto
"No, no he's right. We should kill him even harder for this" - Sakura, who doesn't actually agree but wants an excuse for more juicy sensei love drama (and also wants to see Obito beaten to death anyways)
”We should kill him harder…” -the most Sakura line ever. You do not mess with her people. She can mess with her people, it no one else will survive.
"I was in love with RIN" He would protest.
"YOU CHEATED ON SENSEI!?!? YOU BASTARD!!!"
No wait that actully pretty funny and sad. We all know he decided this world was 'hell' after he saw Kakashi kill Rin (via suicide) and he got obsessed to the point of becoming the world's greatest threat and trying to remake it into his perfect world.
Just imaging him explaining he is doing this to correct the world because he saw one of his most important people (aka his childhood crush) die and leaving the other behind is like saying Kakashi wasn't good enough to stay. Hence, Team 7 will take full offense for a reason.
Sakura because she will be reminded how she tried to stop Sasuke from leaving but she wasn't enough for him to stay in his conquest for revenge. Sasuke could see how similar their situations are but can also see that Obito left the only person he can call "family" behind, unlike Sasuke whose only blood family is his clan's killers and had nothing to lose. Naruto who tried so hard to have anyone love him, heck, to pay even the slightest attention to him, will see how Obito didn't care for Kakashi's own devotion towards him.
Dosen't help that a lot of people knew of Obito's crush on Rin either, twisting the knife in this dramatic backstabbing romance that is happening on the battlefield.
probably not that deep, but in hindsight, to have someone who can have a chance at something you can never have, only to throw it all away, is just brutal