Don’t Really Care At This Point

Have fun with this shitfest

[4gifs]

[setscarylazerstomaximumcaptain-]

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

[lightsareout]

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

[witchsyren]

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

[thedoctor-and-his-trolls]

WHY IS IT BACK

[organicorc]

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

[theapatheticstag]

Don’t bring this meme back

[ichiwashername-o]

BRING THIS MEME BACK.

[damn-shawty]

Do the Harlem Shake 

[demigoddities-deactivated201811]

oh my god

[gasterrific]

ah fuck

[littlelassgt-blog]

Do The Harlem SHAKE

[ironwoman359]

Oh…look on, children, and weep as you are faced with memes from when I was your age…

[randomslasher]

fossil meme

[mimiri22-6]

Revive the Harlem Shake

[raise-the-dead-vinx]

21st of January 2020.

It’s back

[anachronic-cobra]

I don’t care what anyone says, a well-organized Harlem Shake will always be quality to me

[c-bassmeow]

[shameshack]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

best thing about this website is that it teaches people that if they’re smug they’re always in the right

“umm, karen? just so you know bethany I actually want to have sex with children :))) i’m a child predator rebecca”

[academiemelusine]

[gouachevalier]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

[balanc-ing-act]

It werfers Flammen

-ZF Cyanide

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going

wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that

they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not

a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting

a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed

if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now

young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it

letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

[sad-gay-potato]

I wanna know who did this research.

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

well, i did!

[meinenaffenhosen]

in the interest of science, have tested & can confirm

[brunhiddensmusings]

people surprised we domesticated wolves apperantly dont realize we were made for each other, like two halves of one larger dork organism

[lumikinetic]

Wolves have the other half of humanity’s brain cell

[pharahsgf]

Visit Original Link

@swarnpert

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

[the-malevolent-platypus]

“Perry is strictly professional and also a platypus”

I love the fact that “professional” is the first reason and “platypus” is the second, because this is extremely plausible for Perry.

“Yeah no I can’t fuck I’m on duty”.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

Did you know that…?

1.Doofenshmirtz isn’t evil anymore,allowing Perry to date him

2.Romance betweet animal/human isn’t frowned upon in the Dwampyverse

we even got humans falling in love with inanimate objects, albeit played for laughs

[micaxiii]

one of Doofenshmirtz’ dates ditched him for a whale

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

we are talking about a universe where this is canon

for god’s sake

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

Look, I’m not that knowledgeable about Phineas and Ferb lore (although I’m very glad that my post resonated with the Gay Scientists Dating Tired Platypuses fandom) but what, pray tell, the fuck is going on? am i having a stroke? im willing to accept the teacher falling in love with her desk because language teachers just are like that but is this nerd about to bang an ice cone?? hello?????

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

It’s the ice cream machine,and her name is Carla

[darkwingsnark]

Let us also pop bottles for the time Doofenshmirtz had to help his ex-thwarty call’s current nemesis become desirable for punching again. 

[writtenletterstotheworld]

I thought Perry was with the Panda?

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

That’s a funny history actually.Peter the Panda is also dating his respective nemesis,he even got to met his parents

‘‘our boy is all grown up’‘ ‘‘why is he a panda bear’‘

had me crying

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

I think there was a scene where Peter and Perry were having dinner together at a fancy restaurant. But that was before Doofenshmirtz stopped being evil.

[journal-three]

what the fuck is going on in Phineas and Ferb

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

@deenalloh you have to watch milo murphy’s law season 2 to know what’s going on with Doofenshmirtz life.He stopped being evil to commit to his future self: ‘’Professor Time’’ inventor of time-travel and a public figure.

and he is trying to be a good guy now

also there’s 2 more time lines where he ends up good

1.Science teacher

2. O.W.C.A agent (The OWCA Files)

this universe is big and vast and doesn’t end at Phineas and Ferb

[whatamidoingqueer]

Okay but saying that just because some people in that universe are in love with animals/inanimate objects doesn’t mean it’s normal.

I mean, in our universe, someone wanted to marry the Eiffel Tower.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

yeah..but you see..there’s this wonderful thing in cartoons that real life doesn’t have and its animals being actual sentient/anthropomorphic. So,you can’t compare our life with a cartoon ship in this case

[looney-mooney]

Also Perry is arguably one of the smartest characters on both shows when it comes to deductive reasoning, common sense, and social intelligence. He could tell just by looking at a room exactly what happened there a few hours ago. He can problem-solve on the fly, and does so very often. He has basic engineering skills (or at least, “basic” for this universe, which is kinda masterful for our universe), and can communicate complex thoughts to others despite being physically incapable of speaking English (he even knows ASL!) To claim that Perry the Platypus is incapable of providing consent simply because he isn’t human is a disservice to his character. And honestly, if we’re going by the anthropological definition of “human” (bipedal, opposable thumbs, ability to communicate complex thought), then he is by all means “human.” He’s just… A Human Platypus. …?

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

What the fuck became of my post

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

[romansleftshoulderpad]

Also Doof is legally an Ocelot

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

Logan that only raises more questions on an already strange post

[romansleftshoulderpad]

It’s canon. In the OWCA Files. Him legally being an ocelot is what allows him to be an agent.

[hoardofhyperfixations]

What the FUCK

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

Yeah, in one part of his long, tragic backstory, he was abandon and raised by ocelots

[ironwoman359]

I was wondering when someone was gonna bring up the ocelot thing

[balanc-ing-act]

What the everloving fuck just happened

[tinafeysucks-deactivated2015040]

[w-for-wumbo]

it’s time

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

[ewaneneollav]

it’s time

[slydilustrous]

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

[hockeylvr42]

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

[edeneye30]

I T S T I M E

[scruffymcwhiskers-blog]

ITS TIME

[flynn-science]

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

[aesthetjic]

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

[ultxmately]

[je56-deactivated20180822]

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

[aquilacalvitium]

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

[aceofspades-lena]

it’s time.

[rainbowsylvie]

Time

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

[balanc-ing-act]

ITS MARCH BOYS

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re an old tough hero with scars and a deadly scowl. Supervillains usually just give up when they hear you’re being brought in to deal with them, and you get paid big by the government for doing so. If ever a supervillain can defeat you, they’re going to be paid a fortune not to attack the country. A new villain just stepped up to take you on. It’s your 16 year old daughter and you just told her she has to pay for her own car.

[writing-prompt-s]

By the way, I totally agree with the dad/hero in question. Just pay for your own car, Ashleigh.

[sstalemate]

who said it was a dad?

[writing-prompt-s]

Me

[balanc-ing-act]

It does say “you”

Dad, mom, unspecified other, based on you

[cosmicblushes-moved-deactivated]

love that adhd feel when “and there goes my ability to read”

[adhighdefinition]

why u ask? - it’s too noisy - my brain keeps thinking too many Thoughts - re-read it again till u die - BOREDOM!!! - constantly zoning out - the tiny sound in the distance - too stressed out because I CAN’T READ

isn’t adhd fun!!!

[daggers-drawn]

I love when my eyes just slip right off the page and I daydream about the paragraph I just read until I’m just staring off into the distance holding a book for half an hour.

[balanc-ing-act]

“Why don’t you try just focusing”

Why don’t you try just breathing?

Hmm? I’m chocking you, MUST HAVE FORGOT

[sufficientlylargen]

My understanding of D&D is that the GM has the power to make the next quest a heist, but the players control whether the background music for this heist will be the Pink Panther theme, the Mission Impossible theme, or the Benny Hill theme.

[athenasdragon]

That’s it, that’s the game!

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[balanc-ing-act]

You little shit is appropriate

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[trans-road-warrior]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god, slapped them in the face and stole their skis

[balanc-ing-act]

Those are the eyes of a fucking legend

[stability]

why do little kids always tantrum scream like they’re reenacting jurassic park

[mylovemymadness]

Their emotions are too big for their little bodies y'all

They feel just as intensely as we do

[stability]

Well maybe they should get bigger bodies

[peanut-caravan]

They do. It takes several years.

[stability]

Several years??? Typical millennial laziness

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

im fukcign CRYING

[balanc-ing-act]

You bastard! They’re TRYING!

[pancakeke]

my bones!! feel free to look but please don’t steal my bones!!

[discsfine-deactivated20200307]

reblog to steal her bones

[pancakeke]

NO

[megatome]

we’re over halfway to stealing all of jess’ bones

[pancakeke]

STOP!!

[the-foley-knoll-horror]

They took the whole skellington

[unmovinggreatlibrary]

Congratulations to pancakeke for becoming the first living person to have their bones stolen by tumblr users.

[pancakeke]

I love how you can’t say “first person”

[freeincarnation]

Jess owes us over 400 skellingtons.

[balanc-ing-act]

I want a radius

[vykodlak]

Me: I want to draw something breathtaking

My brain, in its infinite wisdom: Ferret, but longer

[furbearingbrick]

luck dragon

[balanc-ing-act]

I need one

[topmeladies]

Don’t call me out like this

[balanc-ing-act]

I just double saved

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

humans don’t have enough ornamentation. where’s the plumage, the antlers

[wetorturedsomefolks]

i could go for a good vibrant throat sac i could display as i sing in the mating season

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Humans have some of the most extreme hair variation over their bodies in the animal kingdom, with hair on some parts of our body a few millimetres long and fine enough to be almost invisible, and hair in other parts a good metre long if not artificially trimmed. Part of the inside of our mouths are turned out to make our lips bright red, we have comically oversized breasts and lack penis bones to make erections more indicative of impressive circulation, and have some of the most complex behavioural adaptations to self-ornamentation for courtship seen in anything that doesn’t spend half its life collecting blue bottle caps. How much ornamentation do you want?

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

I’d like antlers, as previously stated

[freeincarnation]

Honestly, I think if we did, we’d be used to it and just want more.

[balanc-ing-act]

That’s unbearably true