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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sade Olutola
I'd rather be in outer space šø
KIROKAZE
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Jules of Nature

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DEAR READER

Love Begins
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Cosmic Funnies
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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ācreative captions for old-timey booksā by SnideOctopus
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merengue am i a joke to u
merengue am i a joke to u
Sometimes you see a post and just realize thereās some Wild Shit going on in a community you never knew existed
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Finally, I understand
THIS IS WHAT IāVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT. THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL POST.
Sometimes you see a post and just realize thereās some Wild Shit going on in a community you never knew existed
Attached for original context
Finally, I understand
THIS IS WHAT IāVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT. THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL POST.
This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you
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Itās that month again folks! Happy February.
Why is Chris Fleming just the ultimate lesbian somehow
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
Hey, Iāll give it a shot!
The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and youāll find money!
Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao
Moved to @snoopywoopydoopy
New superhero: Crime Man.
He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.
The Punisher does this and the crime is murder
The Punisher doesnāt stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.
So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)
No, itās more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.
*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!
I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME
BUT BETTER
He finds out someoneās planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isnāt any money left when they get there.Ā
Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station
shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes
A black domino mask
A dark grey wool hat
a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets
a yellow sash readingĀ āCRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSSā
I drew fanart
did I get it right?
Now thatās a hero if Iāve ever seen one.
Check out this amazing Crime Man comic by @micaxiii
You do the crime, you get the crime.
The plan is working!
HE LOOKS LIKE THE QUOTEĀ āBe Gay Do Crimesā
He is gay, and does crimes.
Crime Man strikes again
I like Crime man
And Crime Man likes you too
Shame on you.
So. For those of you who donāt know. Bulbasaur Propaganda, The Original pokemon Propaganda page has decided to stop posting. Citing constant hate message from people claiming heās toxic. He also feels down about Bulbasaur not being in SwSh. (Something Iām also not happy about.) all of this has resulted in a total shutdown of his pages.
I seem to have a reputation for being a nice guy.
Let me warn you all right now. Iām pissed. And Iām not sorry for what Iām about to say.
Iāve seen a few people claim that part of his brand was shitting on other starters. And this is true to a degree. But nothing that actually warranted the hate he was getting. Whether or not he even liked other PokĆ©mon shouldnāt have even been a factor. Plus, he stared on multiple occasions that he didnāt necessarily hate the other starters. He just felt that charizard was uncreative and overrated, (which, as someone whoās loved charizard since I was little. Is still true.) he would often express these feelings in the forms of memes and statistics he used to show that Bulbasaur was objectively the best Kanto starter.
Some people took this WAY too personal.
He also received hate for his early opinions on the Sun and Moon anime. A controversial subject at the time of itās reveal. Which he later made a full statement on.
Once again, some people took this WAY too friggin personal.
Iām gonna remind all of you about something, something important.
This franchise we all love so much, this series weāve made a part of our everyday lives. The games we love to play. The anime we love to watch. All of it.
Itās a fucking childrenās franchise.
I donāt care how important to you PokĆ©mon is.
I donāt care how personal it is to you.
I donāt care how it makes you feel.
I donāt care if you love the series so much, you literally feel like you ARE a character from it.
Nothing. NOTHING. Justifies bullying someone. Especially to the point of them going into complete shutdown.
No. Him not liking your precious favorite PokƩmon was not bullying YOU.
No. Him making memes about your favorite starter was not bullying YOU.
You making entire groups centered around tearing one guy down? Provoking hate on someone because he didnāt like a show or character?
Thatās bullying. Thatās toxic behavior. And if you partook in it. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Maybe Iām worried over nothing, but currently, Iām worried about Bulbaās mental health right now.
If you are someone who feels called out when reading this. Feels this is a personal attack on you. Feels that Iām defending a terrible person.
I donāt care.
Iām not sorry. You had it coming.
Again, rebloging to show that mods are REAL people and insulting them like that is just toxic.
Bruh I donāt even watch PokĆ©mon but like... be nice Ffs
Anyway if you havenāt checked out the #AbledsAreWeird hashtag on Twitter you are MISSING OUT.
Can someone explain the third one? It doesnt seem weird to me to ask someone if they have someone to call when theyre stuck somewhere????
Do you have a personal rescue squad who can come get you off a train at a momentās notice? No? Why would you expect someone else to just because theyāre disabled?
I dont expect them to have a personal rescue squad, especially because theyre disabled???? I have mental disabilities, and if anything caused me to get stuck somewhere id probably call my mom??? Its not a weird or bad question to ask someone if thereās someone they can call??
Yeah I would tell them to call my mummy too
Itās really nice that you have the option but not everybody does. A lot of disabled people donāt have people who can drop everything and come ārescueā us if public transit screws up. And we shouldnāt have to.
If the world was accessible I wouldnāt have any problems getting around on my own.
Also, if the person has someone to call and calling the person would help, they would have called that person. A complete stranger suggesting it like it hasnāt occurred to them already is not helpful - and kind of insulting.
Yes, itās unhelpful, but ādo you have someone you can call?ā Is an extremely common way for the uninformed person to react. I actually had it said to me recently when I was having a public ADHD/anxiety/stress meltdown, and it actually helped me calm down and focus on something but thatās, perhaps, coincidental. Like, I understand not everybody likes it or is going to find it helpful, but I donāt blame people for saying it because theyāre just trying to be helpful and they probably donāt think twice about it. I, personally, donāt read that ignorance as malice.
āBut I was just trying to be helpfulā is basically the theme song of the ableist.
āNot thinking twice before speakingā is the literally the problem.
Bigotry through ignorance is still bigotry. āIntentionally maliciousā is not a prerequisite to something being ableist/racist/homophobic or any other kind of bigotry.
Yāall need to stop making excuses for ableist behavior.
Instead of ādo you have someone you can call?ā Try āis there any way I can help.ā Often times in situations where I (severe epilepsy, PTSD) am unable to communicate/feeling an oncoming seizure, calling someone is my go to, and if I canāt, I DO need the help of people around, and the ācan I help?ā Question is much more... well... helpful.
Anyway if you havenāt checked out the #AbledsAreWeird hashtag on Twitter you are MISSING OUT.
Can someone explain the third one? It doesnt seem weird to me to ask someone if they have someone to call when theyre stuck somewhere????
Do you have a personal rescue squad who can come get you off a train at a momentās notice? No? Why would you expect someone else to just because theyāre disabled?
I dont expect them to have a personal rescue squad, especially because theyre disabled???? I have mental disabilities, and if anything caused me to get stuck somewhere id probably call my mom??? Its not a weird or bad question to ask someone if thereās someone they can call??
Yeah I would tell them to call my mummy too
Itās really nice that you have the option but not everybody does. A lot of disabled people donāt have people who can drop everything and come ārescueā us if public transit screws up. And we shouldnāt have to.
If the world was accessible I wouldnāt have any problems getting around on my own.
Also, if the person has someone to call and calling the person would help, they would have called that person. A complete stranger suggesting it like it hasnāt occurred to them already is not helpful - and kind of insulting.
Yes, itās unhelpful, but ādo you have someone you can call?ā Is an extremely common way for the uninformed person to react. I actually had it said to me recently when I was having a public ADHD/anxiety/stress meltdown, and it actually helped me calm down and focus on something but thatās, perhaps, coincidental. Like, I understand not everybody likes it or is going to find it helpful, but I donāt blame people for saying it because theyāre just trying to be helpful and they probably donāt think twice about it. I, personally, donāt read that ignorance as malice.
āBut I was just trying to be helpfulā is basically the theme song of the ableist.
āNot thinking twice before speakingā is the literally the problem.
Bigotry through ignorance is still bigotry. āIntentionally maliciousā is not a prerequisite to something being ableist/racist/homophobic or any other kind of bigotry.
Yāall need to stop making excuses for ableist behavior.
Instead of ādo you have someone you can call?ā Try āis there any way I can help.ā Often times in situations where I (severe epilepsy, PTSD) am unable to communicate/feeling an oncoming seizure, calling someone is my go to, and if I canāt, I DO need the help of people around, and the ācan I help?ā Question is much more... well... helpful.
Iād like to introduce everyone to my new theme song
fuckin MOOD
I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody this is art
pfffffffft nooooo I didnāt just learn this song on ukulele⦠at midnightā¦
Lyrics:Ā
Iāve tried, tried, tried And Iāve tried even moreĀ Iāve Cried, Cried, Cried And I canāt recall what for Iāve pressed, Iāve pushed, Iāve yelled, Iāve begged In hope of some success Ā But the inevitable fact is that It never will impressĀ
Iāve no more fucks to give,Ā Ā My fucks have runneth dry,Ā Iāve tried to go fuck shoppingĀ But thereās no fucks left to buy Ā Iāve no more fucks to give,Ā Though more fucks Iāve tried to get,Ā Iām over my fuck budget and Iām now in fucking debtĀ
I strive, strive, striveĀ To get everything doneĀ Iāve played by all the rules But Iāve very rarely won, Iāve smiled, Iāve charmed, Iāve wooed Iāve laughed, Alas to no avail Iāve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail!
Iāve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, Iāve been hunting for my fucks all day, But theyāve upped and fucked off home, Iāve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, Iāve rallied my fuck army but Itās been fucking defeated!Ā
The effort has just not been worth The time or the expense Iāve exhausted all my energyĀ For minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgementĀ Has now begun to gall And Iāve come to realise that IĀ Donāt give a fuck at all!
Iāve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off Theyāve refused to fucking stay! Iāve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane Theyāve come back round and passed me While theyāre fucking off again!
Iāve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, Iāve planned many projects But my fucks wonāt be involved! Iāve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, Theyāve fucked off from the building And I donāt know where they went!Ā
Iāve no more fucks to give,Ā Iāve no more fucks to give,Ā Iāve no more fucks,Ā Iāve no more fucks,Ā Iāve no more fucks to give!
Good news folks itās on Spotify!!!
im going to be reblogging this every few hours to make sure every single one of my followers gets to see this epic post
give this man a fucking award
This song should play every time I enter the room
Millennial Anthem
my theme song, for sure. It should play while Iām at work.
this is the most amazing song iāve ever heard oh my GOD
this is fucking amazing š
for the love of god PLEASE stay safe!!! they are putting HRT in the HALLOWEEN CANDY to TRANS your childs GENDER
Someone in Florida actually did this
DAMMIT RICK
itās ihop
International house of poolsĀ