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My name is Red (hi!). I'm 18+. I'm not cis or straight. This is my blog where I will reblog things of ships I have and sometimes post my fanfictions from Ao3. This blog will contain anything from fluff to dead dove.

[c1ph3rr]

Gravity Falls Headers!

This is my first time posting one of these things, but requests are open! I’ll most likely post icons/pfps soon, too!

[just-another-dead-account]

Some bad news (and some good news)

 Bad news, the person who made that long ass thread on anti-loli people being outed as predators got suspended….

The good news though? She returned & remade the thread!

And it’s even larger this time around!

Link to the thread is here (now sussed): https://twitter.com/__sickpuppy__/status/1492997915429662722

Old archive here: https://archive.ph/yCjmE

New archive for the thread: https://archive.ph/A9082

[gin-juice-tonic]

[catgirl-catboy]

Nobody deserves to die over fictional characters!

Nobody deserves to die over fictional characters!

Nobody deserves to die over fictional characters!

Nobody deserves to die over fictional characters!

[b3812728ry-r23-deactivated20220]

being pro-ship/pro-fiction/anti-harassment does not make you:

an abuser

unworthy of love

deserving of harassment and threats

a threat to minors

a threat to anyone

a fetishizer

morally irredeemable

being pro-ship/pro-fiction/anti-harassment does make you:

whatever you want :) your preferences regarding the fictional realm do not define who you are as a person!

[catgirl-catboy]

being pro-ship/pro-fiction/anti-harassment does make you:

cool as fuck.

[real-uwu-hours]

I think in general people don’t hate child abuse as much as they think they do

[real-uwu-hours]

People hate child abuse until they know the abuser, until they had a good interaction with the abuser once, until the victim is too angry, until it’s “not that bad,” until the abuser just knows better, until the abuser does something nice, etc. etc.

It’s incredible to me how normalized it all is. How people are quick to recognize when a partner is abusing someone but the exact same behavior done from a parent to a child is just normal. Even just ‘small’ things like constantly looking through their phone, controlling who they can see and what they can do, etc. is toxic for an adult to do to another adult but for some reason ok to do to a child who literally cannot get away and is still developing? Okay lol.

[musicalsymphony]

I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.

[musicalsymphony]

Guys the party happened yesterday - look how happy he is!

[thedionysia]

😢 so cute!!!!

[wonderlandfairytales]

yes yes yes! ☺️

[vacillavi-deactivated20231227]

TEARS 😭

[colortheclown]

There is still so much good in the world😊✨ I am so happy his spirits were rejuvenate!

[cassmarieex]

I will forever love this post I am crying goodbye I want to marry this man

[skinnipixiee]

this makes my heart happy.

[th1ghg4ps]

some positivity for today

[r4cs0]

Always reblog dancing man

[horsegirlshenanigans]

The Pines + punching (final edition)

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[toca144]

Giv news

[maiskinny]

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

[st0nedsk1nnygrl]

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

[becoming-a-flame]

pls

[notjoyfulanymore]

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

[airm0ld]

plz bagel plssss 🙏

[fiftyshadesofthinspi]

BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL

[kissmycoldlips]

Bagel, pls

[cari-cry]

bagel please i need this thank you

[prick-o]

pls bagel

[karls-writing-space]

Bagel please

[t0rsly]

I beg of you sir bagel

[cocosstories]

Please, I need this so bad

[wandaromanova]

bagel gods, bring me some amazing news please <3

[adhd-chaos-queen]

I don’t believe in this kinda stuff, but i really hope to get some news about my fav show getting saved after it got cancelled, so i’m not taking any chances

[sips-tea-cutely]

bagel bagel

[chaeey-deactivated20231103]

Bagel

[space-ghost-with-the-most]

Bagel!

[blubird513]

Im supersttious! Let’s gooooo!

Edit: It worked for me!

I received wonderful news about my health not even a day after, and was able to see my friends again after not being able to hug or high-five them for a month.

We ate crepes and had a good time. :)

[blubird513]

OKAY!

I am in desperate need of luck, my insta got hacked and I am in “superstitious mode” rn while trying everything to get it back. SO!!

MAGIC BAGEL!!!

BLESS MEEEE!!!

Please ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[icecreamsoup]

magic bagel, give me some good news, I need some in my life rn!

[pleasedontmind-the-emerald]

Magic bagel

[ranbutler-epicsans-moon]

what the grwat news

[ranbutler-epicsans-moon]

Rebloging this again

[r3dp4nd4ch1ld]

Let’s hope it works!

[mascingtape-deactivated20230626]

[were--ralph]

gay wario

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[hellobendykitty]

You can make one here

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[sleepingbeautypink]

same energy

[pancakeke]

and another

[sketchy-pebbles-deactivated2022]

The holy trinity

[gayclown-69-deactivated20250630]

This is so fucking wholesome wtf

[wholesomepostarchive]

1/23/2022

[angel-aliscary]

How could we forget.

[grimeclown]

I’m not an IBS warrior. I’m an IBS queen. On her porcelain throne.

[damnfandomproblems]

I think some people might need a reminder that when someone ships two characters, it doesn't always mean "they should ride off into the sunset, get married and have a million babies". Sometimes it does! But sometimes, it means "I think these characters could hook up in a broom closet but don't have anything serious" or "these characters bring out the worst in each other and are definitely heading towards disaster and i wanna be there when it happens" or "they get together for a while but their life goals are ultimately incompatible so they simply part ways". So when people go "but um, that's not a healthy relationship!" or "it would never work out between those characters!" chances are, WE KNOW, we just don't care, because we don't base life decisions around what we saw a tv couple do. A relationship doesn't have to be good to be a good STORY.

[teethclawsbones]

every eldest daughter deserves to be evil

[teethclawsbones]

honestly this should be the most popular post on tumblr but younger siblings won't reblog this

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[prismatic-bell]

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

[harmonysama-deactivated20190724]

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

[thewelterschallenge]

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

[bloodforbones]

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

[sweetgirlfriend]

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

[fluidityandgiggles]

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

[nintendhoe-switchblade-deactiva]

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

[emilyelizabethfowl]

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

[ferntastic-m]

I love learning.

[srazars-main-blog-deactivated20]

IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

ON MY DASH

[dickplinko]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S ON MY DASH. ALSO JEVER TRUST ANYONE WITH MORE THEN 3 pigs

[louder-thangodsrevolver-deactiv]

Always reblog

[law-the-lewd]

“Never trust anyone with more than 3 pigs” is the best thing I’ve ever read

[goodoldpanicattheeverywhere]

on another note, I just remembered Roald Dahl wrote Lamb to the Slaughter (I read it in sophomore year)

[wind-the-music-box]

Dummies.

Bury one (1) oyster in the yard for two weeks. Put it on the plate with a bunch of others, serve to victim.

There’s plenty of health risks when it comes to eating raw seafood- No one will bat an eye.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[mysticmilks]

[proship-gravityfalls]

I love the fics where Stan tries to keep his distance from the kids to avoid "succumbing to his bodily demands" and yet, the kids full-on encourage it. But boy, do I wanna see him constantly moving the goal posts as well.

"it's just one kiss on the cheek. It won't hurt em. Totally appropriate! Okay, maybe some more. Actually, some parents kiss their kids on the mouth, right? Totally fine. Just in private. And now that I think about it, I oughta help them with their clothing as well. I'll kiss away the bruises while I'm at it. Heals faster, right? Right. And you know what? It's too hot these days. They shouldn't wear so much clothing around the house. What if they get heat stroke? Yeah, they oughta just wear less. It's the responsible thing to do."

"These are responsible things a normal parent would do."

As if they aren't lies and justifications.