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Apparently I'm more gay than I originally thought
It's Fanfic Time, Y'all
I'm having a hard time sleeping AND I just realized I have no clean clothes for work tomorrow (meaning I get to stay up for at least 2 1/2 hours because my washer and dryer suck). So instead of doing any of my other responsibilities as an adult human, I'm writing fanfics for the next few hours. I'll also be on Tumblr, so send me asks, requests, thoughts on the newest episode, just pop by and say hello!
I currently have 3 ideas for fics: Willow getting a part-time job at the plant coven greenhouse, Hooty being a good friend to Lilith, and a ficlet of Lilith x reader taking a bath (SFW). Let me know what you guys want to see first! If ya don't, it's my choice lol.
stop everything, this is bitty doing research for his thesis
thereās more lmao, unhinged bitty energy
I showed this tiktok to my grandma to make her laugh, but now sheās all excited and actually wants to make a chocolate potato cake. Weāre gonna do it.
Iāll keep everyone posted.
Itās happening, folks!
Looks good, but weāre not done yet!
Our sweet, sweet child needs to cool before we add the finishing touches!
My creation is complete!
After dinner, weāll give it a taste test!
I wonder how itāll taste.
Ohā¦
Myā¦
God.
Itās incredible!
This stupid cake, made with potatoes ⦠is delicious! Itās so sweet, moist, and decadent, just like a brownie! And I donāt even like chocolate or potatoes!
The recipe from the tiktok was pretty much impossible to find. I looked high and low, but everyone posted recipes that I KNOW he didnāt use because the ingredients and methods were different. After some searching, my grandma and I came up with our own recipe.
For the Cake:
1 cup mashed potato
2 cups sour cream
1 ¾ cup flour
1 ¾ cup sugar
¾ cup unsweetened cocoa powder
½ cup softened butter
2 eggs
1 ½ tsp baking soda
1 tsp vanilla
Pinch of salt
For the Drizzle:
4 oz semi-sweet chocolate
½ cup sugar
3 tbsp corn syrup
2 tbsp water
A lot of recipes called for a mixer or a processor, but my grandma and I wanted to make an every-man kind of recipe, since we know not everyone has those things. Plus theyāre heavy and a pain to clean anyway, so bowls it is!
Instructions:
1. Peel and boil the potato, then mash it. Set aside to cool. Go to the bathroom, do your homework, then come back. That should be enough time.
2. Set oven to 350°F.
3. Cream butter. This means putting the sugar and butter into a bowl and mashing it together with a fork until itās thoroughly mixed.
3. Put everything else in the same bowl, including the mashed potato. Mix and stir well. Work those muscles!
4. Grease a pan (doesnāt matter what kind you use) and spatula batter into pan. Even out if necessary.
5. Bake in oven for 40 minutes.
6. Test cake with pick. If nothing sticks, itās finished. If batter does stick to pick, let it bake a bit longer but make sure it doesnāt burn. Remove and set aside to cool.
For the Drizzle:
1. Cut chocolate into tiny squares.
2. In a small pot, mix sugar, corn syrup, and water.
3. On medium heat, wait for mixture to sizzle and stir it. Do NOT let it boil.
4. Remove from element and add chocolate.
5. Wait for squares to melt, then mix.
6. Drizzle or pour over cake.
Enjoy!
Iām so glad thereās a recipe now, I really want to try this!
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now iām thinkingā¦.maybe this is the good luck post
ā¦..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Omg rly ??
yes! really!
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Okay so I just got off the phone with them. I talked to a trans girl named Aurora & she was super helpful! She gave me a few doctors to talk to & encouraged me to seek therapy instead of just rushing to get my pills. She literally found a trans friendly therapist in my town & I would definitely recommend giving them a call!
GUYS COME SEE THIS!!!!!! I didnāt know about this, come look!!!!!!
it literally would not be right to ever not reblog this
For any trans followers I have. Stay safe and know you are loved
For my fellow trans and non-binary comrades
milesĀ āwhoās moralesā moralesās biggest weakness is the cover story
peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know
Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peterāsā¦
Rio: ā¦Tall
Jefferson: I didnāt think Aaron liked ⦠Tall people.
Jefferson: āBut listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. Itās a thing he would do!ā
Rio: āI canāt hear you. Iām asleep. Ā I have a shift in four hours.ā
I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet hisĀ āhusbandā at some point now.
Aaron: ā¦Milesā¦I love you, and I am proud of youā¦but you are somehow the smartest and dumbestĀ boy I have ever known.
Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he couldāve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!
Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up firstā
Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. Iāll whoop you with a collapsed lung.
All I see is āfake marriage au, but itās also enemies to loversā
If I ever stop reblogging this post, assume that I have yeeted myself off this mortal coil
Just in case you guys didnāt know.
EVERY TRANS PERSON DESERVES RIGHTS!
IF YOU DONāT AGREE, UNFOLLOW ME
The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he āregularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,ā I have a strong spiritual connection with him.
I fucking love him
i can imagine this guyās voice very clearly in my head but i couldnāt put a name to itĀ
He also jabs racists in the eye!
I love the justice grandpa of fists
Iām very lucky to own a book thatās a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.
He was a enjoyable cuss who didnāt care for war mongering.
Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!
He certainly didnāt like selfish husbands and fathers!
Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs werenāt safe.
He said fuck the police!
He absolutely didnāt like people ruining little things for kids.
He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.
He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.
You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. Heād right that wrong real quick!
And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.
I have a new role model
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ājustice grandpa of fistsā
Itās nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon thatās NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.
Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited
Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I havenāt seenā¦why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.
we need him more than everā¦
Reblog if you support equal rights because I do š
Reblog to make a white gay big mad
Reblog to make black queer people feel visible and supported (and also to make a white gay big mad)
I try to avoid getting political and other bullcrap but this period of time is an exception. Fuck the rich, fuck the police, and fuck the U.S government system. I respect those who are trying to improve this country but there is just too many terrible people in power that I genuinely hate this country.
This is why I donāt tell 99% people im bisexual
I love how gay people do it too. Just⦠really? Youāre literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you donāt see the hypocrisy?Ā
If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.
If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.
Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then thatās just more love to go around non?
BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME
As a bisexual this hit home pretty hard
i love being bi and i would never date or be with anyone that would say dumb shit like this to begin with š like we donāt need you lmao
I love all my bisexual followers and Iām sorry if anyone has been rude to you guys about it š„ŗ you guys rock!!! ā¤š¹
WTFF im bisexual and this infuriates me. Iāts called lgBt+ did yāall bi-phobic gays forget the B?? Why would they want to invalidate us when they themselves have been invalidated in the past?? that makes no sense.Ā
Keeping the Humanities queer involves keeping the Humanities bi ā¤ļø
If I donāt see each and every single one of you reblogging this, I swear to god
This user is very fucking Jewish and hates all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :D
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
And yāall better get off this userās blog if you donāt hate all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :DD
I keep seeing people on my tic Tok feed who practice modern day witchcraft which seems hella cool. Like seriously. Communicating with old gods? Putting hex's on assholes? Magic?? Sign me the f*ck up.
Reblog this before April 30, 2020 and I will draw three cards (Sun, Moon, Rising) from my Tarot deck and tell you the Sun, Moon, & Rising sign of someone who will soon enter your lifeš»
This sounds awesome!
Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.
Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.
Isaac Asimov.
yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point
If you want to push it back even further Margaret Cavendish, the duchess of Newcastle (1623-1673) wrote The Blazing World in 1666, about a young woman who discovers a Utopian world that can only be accessed via the North Pole - oft credited as one of the first scifi novels
Women have always been at the forefront of literature, the first novel (what we would consider a novel in modern terms)Ā was written by a woman (Lady Muraskaiās the Tale of Genji in the early 1000s) take your snide āIsaac Asimovā reblogs and stick it
even in terms of male scifi authors, asimov was predated by Jules Verne, HG Wells, George Orwell, you could have even cited Poe or Jonathan Swift has a case but Asimov?
PbbBFFTTBBBTBTTBBTBTTT so desperate to discredit the idea of Mary Shelly as the mother of modern science fiction you didnāt even do a frickin google search For Shame
And if you want to go back even further, the first named, identified author in history was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high priestess.
Kinda funny, considering this Isaac Asimov quote on the subject:
Mary Shelley was the first to make use of a new finding of science which she advanced further to a logical extreme, and it is that which makesĀ Frankenstein the first true science fiction story.
Even Isaac Asimov aināt having none of your shit, not even posthumously.
You know what else was invented by women? Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The character would later inspire better known masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman.
Got that?
Stick that in your international pipe and smoke it
I have literally been telling people this for over a year.
the first extended prose piece - ie a novel, was not, as many male scholars will shout, Don Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008) written by a woman
The first autobiography ever written in English is also attributed to a woman, The Book of Margery Kempe (1430s).
The day may come when I find this post and do not reblog it, but it is not this day.
Women invented language while men were hunting. I meanā¦
Yeah, the vast majority of the first Japanese poets, before even the Middle Ages, were women. And Iām saying like there were maybe ONE guy in between several wonderful female poets.
To recap for men, since yāall donāt like to read a lot of long words:
Science fiction was invented by a woman.
The masked hero was invented by a woman.
The autobiography was invented by a woman.
The earliest known novel was written by a woman.
The earliest known piece of text at all, was written by a woman.
Women have always been involved in sci-fi. Deal with it.
if I ever donāt reblog assume Iām dead