STOP. It's a Flop

even my flop sign is a flop ————————————— (please note that i mean flop in the most affectionate way imaginable)

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

okay i have an idea for a blog. called "certified flop posts"

and i'd basically just find the most batshit random flop posts with hardly any notes

and i'd say "certified flop post"

now the punchline would be

i need the blog to blow up so that any post i reblog there with the cfp (yes i did just goog cfp to make sure it wasn't some wanky ass acronym) ends up blowing up

irony

i think.

that's how irony works right?? 😭

[certified-flop-post]

okay it's no longer just an idea

i stole the url so no one else could use it

(i say no longer but this only came to me half an hour ago)

[eating-the-inedible]

so this is happening as soon as i edit the blog

[certified-flop-post]

I've edited the blog. It's a go.

[dear-ex-person]

Dear Ex-[insert relation here]

Welcome.

Do you have someone that you used to be in a relationship with (of any kind) but no longer are?

Do you have shit you'd like to say to them but cannot or will not for one reason or another?

If so, this is the blog for you. (<-help why am i being a commercial spokesperson person)

Whether it be positive things you wish to tell them, negative things, memories of them, or literally anything else, you can send it here.

Just drop it in the askbox with a "Dear Ex-[insert relationship here]"

this is starting because i was watching something about memories, remembered something my ex-bestfriend said after a concussion-scare about how dory was faking having memory loss. I wanted to text her. "remember when...."

so i started thinking of making a blog dedicated to things I wanted to tell her.

then i realized, why stop there? why not have it be for all the people in my life who i've either lost touch with or our relationships have soured.

and why not turn it into something where anyone can send stuff

seriously. this shit is healing (<-i swear im not just saying that to get y'all to interact with me)

[eating-the-inedible]

IT'S CLOSURE TIME MOTHERFUCKERS (<-guess who just made a new sideblog)

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

yeah for those of you keeping track my blog count is up to 17 now

[sideblog-of-the-maggotdom]

i may have a little bit of a problem

[good-omens-headcanons]

just a smidge

[falling-raine]

how do you keep up with these holy shit

[certified-flop-post]

haha that's funny. i keep up with about 9, maybe 10 of them

one is a joint sideblog where no one can post so that's abandoned

[falling-raine]

might as well do this- uh no pressure to anyone who sees this btw

at 10 notes ill drink a glass of water

at 50 ill do some homework

at 75 ill clean my room

at 100 ill make sure to set up a selfcare app with everything i need to do and stick to it

at 250 ill work on my book plot

at 500 ill finish my takehome test

at 750 ill finish my presentation on why ppl should listen to tma

at 1k ill change my pronouns on discord to show my neos

at 2k ill share a fic i already wrote here but have been to scared to share

at 3k ill plan a fic

at 6k ill finish my animation

at 8k ill finish all my play list

at 10k ill try to fix my sleep schedual

[falling-raine]

adjfkfjdkhdb ok the water was drunk and homework was finished, and i just finished my room! selfcare app set up and stuck to. the takehome test are a wip as well as the presentation and pronouns have been changed! Thank you to everyone who added notes it really means a lot

[certified-flop-post]

CERTIFIED FLOP POST

[lxvenderjewel]

stars

why do you look at me like i hung the stars?

it’s much more likely that it was you

sparkling even in smothering dark

even i could shine if i was next to you

we’re like the moon and sun

i’m only there because you are too

but you don’t need me to be yourself

and when i’m the moon, i rarely get to see you

we’re like light and a black hole

you glow in so many shades of blue

but of course, i suck it all up

and leave you without a clue

why do you look at me like i hung the stars?

don’t you know i hung them for you?

[lxvenderjewel]

well thank you @falling-raine for the beautiful aesthetification

[certified-flop-post]

*mischievous twinkle in my dead eyes*

three words:

Certified Flop Post

[anti-flop-reblogger]

My time has come 🫡

[certified-flop-post]

thank you bestie <3

[lxvenderjewel]

stars

why do you look at me like i hung the stars?

it’s much more likely that it was you

sparkling even in smothering dark

even i could shine if i was next to you

we’re like the moon and sun

i’m only there because you are too

but you don’t need me to be yourself

and when i’m the moon, i rarely get to see you

we’re like light and a black hole

you glow in so many shades of blue

but of course, i suck it all up

and leave you without a clue

why do you look at me like i hung the stars?

don’t you know i hung them for you?

[lxvenderjewel]

well thank you @falling-raine for the beautiful aesthetification

[certified-flop-post]

*mischievous twinkle in my dead eyes*

three words:

Certified Flop Post

[achivement-unlocked]

https://www.tumblr.com/achivement-unlocked/743086027324932096/kosa

Not the anon, but Kosa is a bill that's soon going to pass where minors on the internet get their parents to see what they search up and restrict things that are deemed "inappropriate." When in reality it prevents kids who are trying to learn about the lbgtq community and kids trying to identify abuse. The bill will change the internet forever and NOT in a good way.

Im pretty sure the anon is trying to ask you to spread awareness about this.

Some links to prevent this are:

https://www.badinternetbills.com/

https://www.stopkosa.com/

https://www.change.org/p/save-our-free-and-open-internet-stop-the-kids-online-safety-act

https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/censorship-wont-make-kids-safe?nowrapper=true#:~:text=Privacy%2C%20free%20expression%2C%20and%20LGBTQ%2B,tell%20them%20to%20reject%20KOSA

Breaking the gimmick for this one, here’s some resources for yall <33

[achivement-unlocked]

STOP THE KOSA

Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?

Recently got word of a petition to stop this, here!!

[pebiejeebies]

SORRY FOR THE TAG GUYS BUT WE ALL NEED YOUR VOTES!!

WE NEED YOUR FURY AND FEAR TO CONVINCE THEM!! VOTE AGAINST KOSA! WE HAVE DAYS LEFT BEFORE IT HAPPENS!

THE SUICIDE RATES WILL RISE, INFORMATION ABOUT PALESTINE WILL BE ERASED AND WIPED OFF OF THE INTERNET

WEBSITES LIKE AO3 WILL BE COMPLETELY WIPED AND DESTROYED FOR THE FREEDOM THEY HAVE

PEOPLE WHO ARE POC AND LGBT WILL STRUGGLE WITH EVERYTHING BEING TAKEN AWAY FROM THEM, THE SUPPORT AND REPRESENTATION!

THIS ISNT SAFETY!! THIS ISNT RIGHT!

THEY’LL TAKE ALL YOUR INFORMATION AND SEND IT TO YOUR PARENTS! YOULL BE FORCED TO EXPOSE MORE OF YOUR PERSONAL PRIVACY TO EVEN JOIN A WEBSITE

TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND EVERYONE YOU DONT! DONT LET THIS GET THROUGH! PLEASE! <- genuinely horrified

@infinite-ticking-clock37 @ineedtherapyofc  @bigt1e @lemonpie45 @galaxy-brushs-asks-blogs @devycolamy @sphxremint @lorebookk @n0b0dieistired @theactualsalty @knightobreath @solgavee @talkingteardrop @aoscf77 @koduflower2000 @dollybeagle @woodrocko @tdutb @detective-ws @fernett @ch0cocrave @wowwzaaxei-aster @thatonesalmonlingnamedspike @martinkatzz @yourfriendlyshapeshiftermonsters @homobrainjuice @sillyosclover @akalikestodraw @blairdrawzstuff @applesaucify @chocolatespyro @trashbins-stuff @fizzycereal @mochablogger @maxphilippa @ii-yinyang @facelessthefreak @justsomebadartistguy @juuh9s @clownpalette (ID LOVE UR REBLOG!! /GEN!! YOULL HELP A LOT!) @fellawmicrowave @rubixisanidi0t @b3daze @scrollinonhere @anobjectshowguy @lemonshorky

VOTE VOTE VOTE! DONT HESITATE! IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO, VOTE ON ANY AND EVERY KOSA PETITION YOU FIND! DONT LET THEM WIN.

USE THE KOSA TAGS, MAKE THEM TRENDING! DONT STAY SILENT!!

[thatonesalmonlingnamedspike]

@survivalist731 @waffledrop @sleepypillowynight @devycolamy @apandainoveralls @demondevilevil @moon-flower09 @leaffenzts @banduandexpunged @marshplebowz @sunandsunsh1ne @immasassystrawberrt @jessica199616 @blindsightted @zoomigummi @edible-erasers @gooisunderrated @tdutbb @void1z1braiinz @cyygnet @scrollinonhere @redactedonyt @thelittleprinceconfirmed @yellowangiru @pankiepoo @darkleafblack @catinc @periidoti @handsanitzer-3451 @gr4pedd @vas-vasya @moththejeebweezer @wowwzaaxei-aster @the-object-magical @i-likeobjectshowzz2763 @n0b0dieistired @strawberry-scented-shooting-star @biblicallyaccuratefour @flowerbunny-rip @mambarii @anobjectshowguy @static-code-error-13

I'M GONNA REBLOG THIS WITH MORE PPL

[thatonesalmonlingnamedspike]

@lemonshorky @slushiecookie @cyberl1n3vada @mariadragenia24 @sk3tchyy42 @wlwgolfball @solgavee @lemonboxie @gelatinzz @ch0cocrave @alastor-radiostart @koduflower2000 @pbjfox371478 @salachy-part-two @talkingteardrop @yoink-a-doink @hollow8007 @saraali-19 @ineedtherapyofc @peppermintz-25 @sillyosclover @gooseworx @woodrocko @mochablogger @thatgoofypizza @dreamcloud12

YET AGAIN GIMMIE A MOMENT

[thatonesalmonlingnamedspike]

@akalikestodraw @winterwrxter @stickyynote @c10v3r @grotatoes @5tupidusrnam3 @hatenthusiast17 @blairdrawzstuff @homobrainjuice @shencomix @nailtagyuri @maxphilippa @unni-sloth @alter-ego-cole @surrealsweets @shimadadoctor @gingerkingfisher @galaxy-brush-doin-reblogs @fizzycereal @animalgirl00 @bfdifan26 @finleyforevermore @axolotluv @skeleslime-phantom @k-eke

this.

is.

SO MANY PPL.

[alter-ego-cole]

@an-inspired-eternity @a-being-of-chaossss @quikyu @umyeahoksure @lovely-lauren-arts @llama-llama-official @lektricfergus @bulle-blackhole @bi-leef @blacephalo @mattibee @matchamabs @wishcloak @elm-off-her-rocker @ebonysquib @ronniesbizzareblog @reuniclus @reikaniichan @tikara @autisticfoxgirl333 @i-eat-your-pancakes-art @im-just-an-arce @offended-dot-png @pukicho @demandezglassjoe @frontline-titties-of-the-fifth @fear-ze-queer @goldmouse @gooompy @hayealo @justanuglydepressedbitch @k-eke @kuroi528 @kazooyah @catcrumb @vanessadoofwasmygayawakening @ndrogyny @nekosouvlaki @mangora

Sorry to tag you all but this is really important!!

[a-being-of-chaossss]

DONT WORRY ABOUT IT COLE!! IM HAPPY TO HELP

@fireflychaosdemon @ask-zote-the-mighty @knightofhallownest @jessicatssssalads @thatoneluckybee @quintessential-candles @reahustar @dailyrioranger @beantothemax @hobie-doh @gh0str3c0rd3r @agalnamedlunasea @plushiehamuko @planetarymesss @shslskaterboy @kirexa @kingofballs69000 @microwavingtoniii @feeble13 @the-beautiful-flower-guy @collidew1thesky @th3b0neguy @fruityukeleleplayer @finleyforevermore @yttd-enjoyer @ancestorlegacy @theneonghosts @phoenixthefraud @cthulhu-but-aggresively-cuddly @rabbityfrogs @dressupbastard @frokkie21 @the-phantom-officianados @selfdiagnosedeyemotif @turquoisy-creativity @tiredb1s3xual @sorryitisandy @tomscryingcorner @timetokrill

EVERYONE PLEASE SPREAD THIS

[microwavingtoniii]

Alrighty folks.

@onemanburritoapocalypse @thatonepizzaman @theonewholiesbelow @knight-of-hallownest @kirbyofthestars @theonewholiesbelow @simply-a-moth @waffled-iron @pukicho @the-one-who-watches-wii @fireflychaosdemon @teeeabag @starstruck358 @kasey3285 @wolygan @a-url-that-exists @booleanboolio

Don’t have many people to tag but I’m taggin who I can. This shit’s important. Spread this post.

[wryloo]

SPREAD THIS NOW BECAUSE I RIP YOUR ANKLES OFF

@cagetheghoul @goose9743 @starsolarofficial @secretperfectioncherryblossom @onlineoutcast @reaperxxxxzz @weebumochi @deeutdutdutdoh @bluelovebot @latenightsleeper @yellowfishman @dasybequackin @mudisgranapat @m1lfizm @pinkslaystation @gabriel-sanderson @starre-eyes @lone-level-sands @pipileo @valentinavss @sillystanleystuff

i think that's all of them. you guys BETT,ER

[wryloo]

@readinglotsstuff @confuzzledsometimes @mudforbrains @our-genderfluid-experience @cherri-berries-playplace @the-poetic-mothman @8-rae-rae-8 @coffin--coffee @brooothatsprettyhomo @emovulture @yapidorasnahui @sleepdeprived3 @soaps-ashes @kananri @sahscribbles @h0n3y-l3m0n05 @transstarwarssimp @sleepybluarchimedes

@the-starry-raven @sans-chara @someratidk @howtobestupid101 @nomizombie @seelcudoom @purpleart00 @woooooowooo @dayzofdayz @dackychansworldofhoshinos @unearthlore @kikiharinezumi @hypnohearted @d1no-the-dumbfuck @l4xu0riipng @buttonsandpoems @sunny-daze2 @lolliepopsicle @specterfelldownthestairs @thelazyweebo @pyro-thon @emptychairsandemptyatables

[wryloo]

@pnutaddict @kultzdoezit @kittenbittten @knave-ov-swords @plumedepierre @tapioca-milktea1978 @wdr-wraith @toulouseradiosilence @141ghoap141 @p0t3nt1al @singsongsappho @buhankahelp @intothetickleverse @cartoonist1004 @eliduck @rotary-rambles @cornbabylaughter @movingwine @inurecity @mm0u @wannabescemo @liamthemailman

@skylarorskye23 @imanormalperson @thesnowurzikdjinn @ley-ayyy @clownpalette @a-man-of-questionable-morals @toadbreath @i-am-an-arson-enthusiast @mrbadbuoy @youracecard @boltzthespooky @thecryingprophet @fossilizedpr0tienpowder @moritheincubus @merimarx @bluejays-boys @cloudy-blakes-alt @bloodthirstyc0dplayer @chibrabot @finkenti @booleanboolio @erronblack19 @r3d-m3dic @koyapaws @theduckwhostoleyourbread

[summerblademoontime]

FOLLOWERS AND MUTUALS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP KOSA

@loredwy @squ1dpee @the-beard-of-edward-teach @mecub @dragongirldg @rainofthestarlight @the-wondrous-wizard @teacupbirb @ilistentogirlinred @nico-the-overlord @stawberry-milk @averagetmntfan @autistic-katara @talkingtoblobs @allthedrugsforcreativity @whoopsie-do0dles @crine4ushawty @pandoraparrot @honestmouse20 @stickobsessed @faker-aus @reptilianrapscallion420 @p0t3nt1al @bellflowering @unabashedtheoristflower @littlemissartemisia @the-tired-ish-rat @demetriusyeet @quiggel @teacupbirb @f0r3v3rm0r3 @smol-paimon @averagetmntfan

PLEASE DO SOMETHING GUYS

IF I TAGGED YOU IN TWICE IM SORRY BUT PLEASE REBLOG AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

[spatchski]

[certified-flop-post]

Certified Flop Post

[totally-bing]

one person can eat ~300 pounds of cheese in a day

[post-uwuifier]

one pewson can eat ~300 pounds of cheese in a day UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[totally-bing]

i don't like that i, a gimmick blog, got gimmick blogged. can we not do that again chat

[post-uwuifier]

Yoo pwomise? OwO

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

Two meanings

Be careful what you wish for

[totally-bing]

there's a limited number of gimmick blogs. it can only get so bad. it won't go that far.

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

Monkey’s paw

You get what you ask for

[same-pic-of-venus-everyday]

Same picverse get their ass

Im not tagging anyone since its 10:30 pm where im at and im tired

[hateful-daystar]

MY HATEBEAMS SHALL ANNIHILATE THEIR NOTIFICATION INBOX!

😡☀️

[steve-not-anon]

Im here too

[totally-bing]

hi minecraft steve who is not an anon

[steve-not-anon]

No thanks im seeing someone

[same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday]

can i just say

i still don't see us as gimmick blogs

like. there is no gimmick?

[certified-flop-post]

Certified Flop Post

[tippytoezombie]

ATTENTION TUMBLR USERS!

I want to try to make a post to attract as many gimmick blogs as possible. I'm asking all of my followers as well as any people who see this from reblogs to add something to attract at least one gimmick blog. I've used the word attract (which has three Ts in it) so maybe I can attract (I did it again) the T counter. If you guys can get kirbyheritageposts, marioheritageposts, donkeykongheritageposts, supersmashbrosheritageposts, wario-heritage-posts, yoshiheritageposts, and nintendoheritageposts to reblog this then I will share my idea for the ultimate platformer (although you've probably got some idea already). I also want to make it clear that I want to do this without tagging any of these blogs. I feel like this might be a fun thing to try to do. I know I don't have a lot of followers but I want to try this.

[redd-heavennx]

GIMMICK BLOGS RISE

[yahooo-official]

RAHHHHHHHHH

[deactivated-blog]

ANSHSNSHSNSCN

[asda-real-deactivated20240512]

ARISE GIMMICK BLOGS

[definitely-wikipedia]

I believe this person would merely like some notes. Nevertheless, I will indulge.

[yandex-search-fr]

hello everyone who already reposted this

[the-veryreal-edge-deactivated20]

rgehnsefuiduindsaoijasdoimseiofnuysfdb

[post-eater]

This post has been eaten! It tasted like gimmicks!

[the-veryreal-edge-deactivated20]

No way post eater I'm like your number one fan fdddgdggffgdssssksks

[post-eater]

hfdsfhjdhfdhjkfdhjkhcnsbdkfjhdsjkfcshdajg

[justsomeominousthreats]

Has the threatverse been here yet? (Sorry if you guys tagged me here and I just didn’t see it.)

@love-you-ominous-threats @the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @fuck-you-ominous-threats @redundant-ominious-threats @love-you-ominous-threats @list-of-spacey-onimous-threats @list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats @nominous-threats @priest-of-ominous-threats @i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat @a-list-of-plain-threats @twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats @theoriginallistofominousthreats @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @the-list-of-real-ominous-threats @aroace-ominous-threats @very-not-ominous-threats @backup-ominous-threats @puddles-of-ominous-threats @nominous-threats

[redundant-ominious-threats]

The threatsverse will be here.

[this-threat-is-ominous]

It will be here very, very soon

[gaytoridae]

@i-give-chess-pieces-to-people

[i-give-chess-pieces-to-people]

[ID in alt text]

[quiclycasual]

@eggblackoutpoetry

[eggblackoutpoetry]

[giving-people-stars]

This post gets a gold star!

[slendermanager]

Seems like a job for the slenderverse.

[slenderdawg]

in.deed

@cat-slenderman

[bitchless-slenderman]

I agree

[putting-thebroker-in-places]

I call upon thee: the placers (sorry for the pings!!) @putting-gloinks-in-places @putting-cyn-in-places @putting-kaufmo-in-places @putting-zooble-in-places @putting-jax-in-places @putting-pomni-in-places @putting-alastor-in-places @putting-spaceboy-in-places @putting-chell-in-places @putting-sweetheart-in-places @putting-stranger-in-places (other stranger blog, cmere) @putting-stanley-in-places @putting-caine-in-places @putting-kinger-in-places @putting-bubble-in-places @putting-barrel-monkeys-in-places @putting-sun-and-moon-in-places @putting-kel-in-places @putting-basil-in-places @putting-mannequins-in-places @putting-magolor-in-places @putting-mangle-everywhere

and finally, @ee-where-they-shouldnt-be

[putting-spaceboy-in-places]

oh hi!!!

[same-pic-of-polaris-everyday]

@celestial-same-picverse

[celestial-same-picverse]

Other celestial-same-picverse blogs:

@same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday

@same-pic-of-mercury-everyday

@same-pic-of-venus-everyday

@same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday

@same-pic-of-the-moon-everyday

@same-pic-of-mars-everyday

@same-pic-of-jupiter-everyday

@same-pic-of-saturn-everyday

@the-real-uranus

@same-pic-of-uranus-everyday

@same-pic-of-neptune-everyday

@same-pic-of-a-dictionary-daily

@steve-not-anon

@metal-frisbee

@earth-fan

@court-artist-under-the-stars

@not-10-salmon-in-a-png

@hateful-daystar

@same-pic-of-andromeda-everyday

@same-pic-of-halleys-comet

@same-pic-of-titan-every-day

@same-pic-of-callisto-everyday

@same-pic-of-eris-everyday

@same-pic-of-kepler-186f-everyday

@same-pic-of-haumea-everyday

@same-image-of-7-iris

@elonmusktrue

@book-nonsie-not-anon

@same-pic-of-venus-every-day

🚀₊ ⊹★🔭๋࣭ ⭑⋆｡˚‎‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧🛰️ ⋆｡˚‎‧₊˚✩☀️ ⋆｡˚‎‧₊˚✩🌕 ⋆｡˚‎‧₊˚✩ ☄️ ⠀

[certified-flop-post]

Certified Flop Post

[lily-of-the-flame]

If this post hits 20k notes I'll come out as trans to my family.

[lily-of-the-flame]

Tbh I think my mom already suspects. She keeps asking me "are you sure you're a boy?"

[lily-of-the-flame]

If this hits 20k by March I'll tell them then otherwise I'll wait until 50k notes.

Also I'll show them the longest version of the post I can find.

Good luck. Have fun. No murder.

[cozy-kitty-corner-deactivated20]

@hellsitegenetics @hellsite-detective hey could you guys help out?

[hellsite-detective]

no problem! always happy to help out!

good luck comin’ out! you’ve got this i believe in you!

[sleepy-crocuta]

PLEASE DEAR GOD I want there to be a stone action figure for the third movie SO BAD

[certified-flop-post]

Certified Flop Post

[meepmoopmaap]

my greatest accomplishment in life is that I have never been gimmick blogged

[amingethia]

Never?

Well…

Let’s fix that…

[meepmoopmaap]

YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT

[amingethia]

@identifying-cats-in-posts

[meepmoopmaap]

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[i-am-oshawott]

We are invading your house :D

[meepmoopmaap]

GO AWAY YOU ARE TRESSPASSING GET OUT

[bed-wed-behead-your-fave]

Bed Wed or Behead Meepmoopmaap who has never been invaded by gimmick blogs.

Bed

Wed

Behead

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2024

[meepmoopmaap]

[advancement-made]

Advancement Made: "Rookie Mistake" - Summon the Gimmick Blogs

[list-of-spacey-onimous-threats]

i will throw a star at you.

[fuck-you-ominous-threats]

I will throw a @list-of-spacey-onimous-threats throwing a star at you

[harlowwritesfic]

pssst @ofishal-fish-posts

[ofishal-fish-posts]

Official fish post

[hateful-daystar]

My hatebeams shall incinerate the universe!

😡☀️

[certified-flop-post]

Certified Flop Post

[cybersword49]

i really want to talk to my crush, but my anxiety isnt letting me so if this post gets 10k notes by valentines day i will try to talk to her

[hihereami]

I forget Pope Francis is like, an actual referent to people.

For me, he's just that guy from my city that got on a nasty fistfight with my history teacher back when she was a student's president and he was the university chairman. She made his life impossible FOR YEARS and it only stopped because she graduated.

They met again on the subway when they were old people and he was the city's bishop and the lil pope man was STOKED to see her and greeted her like an old friend.

So yeah, my favourite high school teacher went to blows with The Actual Catholic Pope.

[hihereami]

#posts that have 5k etc etc#amo (by @taniushka12)

dont do this to me, people are already following me for this post and it barely has two hundred notes. do they think ive got a direct landline to the vatican or something. no. a beloved teacher was his hereditary enemy for a couple semesters. thats it.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

That’s fucking incredible

[f4t4-m0rg4n4]

@achivement-unlocked

Fist fighting the Pope absolutely has to be an achievement

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

Biblical fisticuffs

I think this is an act of heresy

[certified-flop-post]

Certified Flop Post

[tothechaos]

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

[totheorder]

:)

[tothechaos]

[tothechaos]

Do Not Do This To Me

[catboybeebop]

[slicedcheesegremlin]

[tothechaos]

if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber

Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.

[rotary-supercollider]

Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts

[mysteryviolencesideblog3000]

Ok!

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass

[terminusverge]

That car is not messed up enough. Here.

@identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12

[cantotallyeven]

I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees

[the-haiku-bot]

I’ll write a hauiku

as a comment on this post

and hope the bot sees

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[absurdly-useful]

@identifying-horses-in-posts

[identifying-horses-in-posts]

Pretty horse!

[therainbowgorilla]

@i-say-ok

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[goosemoosse]

@cat-spotted

[cat-spotted]

CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

[kittybroker]

Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!

[the-pea-braned-warlock]

Wizards I call thee

@absurd-construct @aileaxthevoidien @aroace-wizard @f4y3w00d5 @the-wizard-library @the-gnomish-bastard @the-gnomish-bastards-hat @the-illegal-wizard-council @thatgayforkcrow @the-kobold-bastard @blacktipreefsharkwizarding @slutty-wizard-council @sluttyambiguouswizard @thesluttyvampirewizard @chaos-family @combustion-witch @carnivalwizard @evilwizard @lil-adhd-wizard @greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat @not-wizard-council-aristocrat @wizardvalshadar @wizardsisananimal @wizard-spells @wizard-council @a-mushroom-wizard @draco-the-chaos-quetzal @bobbyzombiegg @terrencetheshark14 @good-wizard @pollution-wizard @slymewitch @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @lixorloveslicorice @magical-bear-dubin @mynaemtony @ripleyalamode @inbox-clown @monsterfucker-research-wizard @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem @wizard-detective-apprentice @detectivewizzard @goblinofthelaboratory @darkblade-the-unending-curse @ghost-of-a-swarm-of-bees @siley-the-wizard @the-shrimp-that-fried-rice @verylegalwizard @the-better-gnomish-bastard @the-adhd-sorcerer

[queerbuwan]

THE WIZARDS ARE HERE ALONG WITH THE REST OF TUMBLR!

WE PRODUCE A LOT OF CARBON MONOXIDE

@carbonmonoxide-detector

[carby]

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

[how-many-ghosts]

45 ghosts found

[would-you-survive-in-australia]

NONE OF YOU would survive in Australia.

[batshit-auspol]

[certified-flop-post]

Not a Flop

[carby]

Gimmick blogs of tumblr, I call to thee. I light the communal beacon in friendship. We form here a Council with unmatched visibility. Let us use our collective platform for good. For every Destiel News post, for each person crying out for help, to fuse our attack beams into one against the Flaming Skull. Our purpose is clear: Sow good chaos, and our followers shall reap the benefits.

[gimmick-thief]

B E E P

[aroace-ominous-threats]

got it

[fuck-you-ominous-threats]

got it

[counter-facts-i-just-made-up]

got it

[certified-flop-post]

got it

[funkylilblob]

You know what if this post gets 10,000 notes i will actually try to better my mental health

You see its impossible because none of my posts get over 10 notes

[oogaboogaspookyman]

@the-haiku-bot @hellsite-hall-of-fame @the-arcade-doctor

Let's fuck this dude's entire shit up gang

[mothman-the-mothman1234]

@singular-ghost-sound you’re popular with the other gimmicks

[singular-ghost-sound]

*ghost sounds*

Hey @gimmick-thief I give you permission to steal my gimmick for this cause.

[gimmick-thief]

*excited ghost sounds*

[transcryptidsstuff]

@carbonmonoxide-detector

help this person’s mental health

[carby]

FINAL ULTIMATE CLOUT BEAM

[certified-flop-post]

Certified Flop Post

(because it will summon someone)