watching my wife do art is hella mesmerising for some reason

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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watching my wife do art is hella mesmerising for some reason
Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me
Extra doodles:
Someone save Sevika, she is in hell
Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!
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EARTH UPDATE!:
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iâm so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. iâve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i canât stop thinking of the phrase âone william dollarsâ
(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull
(wizard intercom) good evening passengers. this is the wizard speaking. boy do i have a treat for you
Posts that make you drop everything you're doing and open Audacity
@bovineblogger
has anyone figured out how much art you need to make to make your mental illness go away
so far itâs not seven
i think about this at least five times a day
âŠI want to just draw a fashion zine of just Miss Piggy, oh my god. she is so underrated and underutilized, where is my succession-like muppets satire thing LOL I want it so bad. let me do it disney call me pls
Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault
why the fuck havent i seen this on my dash yet
yes communication is important, but being in a situation where you constantly have to over-communicate every single thing in order to get listened and tended to is draining and kills romance. a huge part of intimacy and connection is feeling seen and understood by the other person â them being attuned to your needs, feelings, desires, and knowing who you are as a person on a deeper level, is a sign of love. being with someone who is thoughtless and inconsiderate and constantly has to have everything spelled out to them, will leave you feeling invisible and unloved. yes people arenât mind readers and its good to talk about stuff but someone who just doesnât think of you or understand basic things that would make you happy, isnât a good partner.
itâs not fucking tinnitus idiot thatâs my guardian angel speaking to me
âwhatâs xe sayingâ eeeeeeeeee
stop reblogging this without the addition if i dont have neopronouns in my posts theyll end up in terflandia by like 500 notes
the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole
New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!
also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!
Also, humanoid signs like Aquarius, Gemini, and Virgo absolutely cannot date animal signs. That is interspecies erotica coded fucko and animals CANNOT CONSENT.
Aries, Capricorn and Taurus dating each other make me sick, they're all bovidae it's so obviously incest I-- đ€ą
If you date a gemini that's polyamory-coded
So I'm just supposed to be celibate forever then-?
Don't be silly! Sexuality is to be celebrated and love is love after all! You just have to accept that however you're doing it will be awful and problematic in some capacity, miring you in a constant low-level state of shame and guilt that can and will be weaponized against you at any time, should someone somewhere take offense to any of your actions or just your face. This process is enlightened and progressive and definitely not repackaged Original Sin
hey @beemovieerotic! what.
Yeah. it's a lot to get into but tldr: there's an energy crisis in Monstropolis because humans are having fewer children, who monsters need to scare for electricity - so the CEO sets up a secret division of Monsters Inc (the Fuck Floor) where they fuck horny adult monsterfuckers to produce screams.
In the human world, the CIA under the leadership of president Marianne Williamson launches ICUM, the Intelligence Center for Understanding Monsters, where trained agents honeypot monsters to gain intel on the monster world.
Sulley gets sent to the Fuck Floor and he's sent through the closet to our protagonist Oakley who's part of the CIA, and they end up catching feelings for each other.
As part of the worldbuilding, both the monster and human worlds have become heavily involved in astrology:
I won't spoil everything but Williamson's secret service aka the Astral Warriors have to find out Sulley and Oakley's star signs to determine the fate of the two worlds.
Damn they were all about the glitter 30 years ago huh?
30?
Idk 32 or something I stopped counting