B A L L S

hehe

[fox-bright]

... all at once?

[stroebe2]

Good morning

[preserving-tiktok]

[skibidingus]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[imsoshive]

[mycoins]

the roach fall on her head and she doesn’t notice

[gothic-little-caesars]

u feel ur heartbeat slow and the world seems somehow far away. u hear a distant bell as tho it is calling u home. silently u expire

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

nahhh for real, daft punk is two gay men. straight men dont make edm music that good. daft punk fuck before every concert. that's what makes the music good anyways.

You say this with so much confidence like you’ve seen daft punk fuck firsthand?

[the-haiku-bot]

You say this with so

much confidence like you’ve seen

daft punk fuck firsthand?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tankscorner]

rich old trans guy who can fund my transition, can you show up a little faster please

[official-doctor-robotnik]

I'm trying to find you I promise

[tankscorner]

DOCTOR ROBOTNIK??!!?

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[unyieldingsilence]

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[artofelanor]

Have you seen the new movie? It's on library. It's literally on the library. It's on library without ads. It's literally on your local public library. You can probably ask for it on your library. Dude it's on your library. It's in the original case too. It's on library. You can watch it at the library. You can go to your local library and watch it. Register onto your local library right now. Go to your library. Dive into your library. You can watch it. It's on there. Your library has it for you. Your library has it for you.

[mossworth]

Have you seen your post? You can see it at library. It's at library. It's on the library staff cabinet. It got printed out on paper and put up on Library.

[artofelanor]

oh my GOSH wow... I'm on Library...

[unyieldingsilence]

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[theoneofwhomisblue]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[natequarter]

"we need water you can eat. we need water composed primarily of minerals. we need water that calcifies you where you stand. water should not be water. water should be limescale." - the south of england

[natequarter]

water should GRIND YOUR TEETH DOWN TO NOTHING. water should make you CHOKE ON ITS MINERAL AURA. water should COVER YOUR BELONGINGS IN CHALK. water is not water. WATER is LIMESCALE.

[natequarter]

"water is a liquid" water is a type of ROCK. water is a solid. water is not water. water is over. water is a social construct. one day only limescale will remain.

[natequarter]

this post appears to be confusing people. let me clarify very quickly: i love hard water, and soft water is disgusting. i cannot stand the taste. i've just been going through the limescale horrors recently.

[batbetbitbotbut]

A collection of my favourite pro and anti hard water tags

[elodieunderglass]

I myself am a fan of the tea bones

[marlinspirkhall]

Yet another L for South England, the worst place in the universe

[the-haiku-bot]

Yet another L

for South England, the worst place

in the universe

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[twistcmyk]

been playing skyrim again

[devilishdescent]

if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…

[devilishdescent]

ugh… my head…

[devilishdescent]

well… no sense in waiting around. ive got to get out of this place. [stands up and you gain control of me] looks dangerous… i should try to find a weapon, just in case.

[trapny]

USE THE WASD KEYS TO MOVE AROUND

[only-tiktoks]

[heedra]

really and truly honored that my post about a simple little slurp one can have has made it this far

[that-house]

“I have two literature degrees and no words”

[bernard-jackson]

[dyke-pollinator]

You cant get this on any other website

[kira-serialfaggot]

[cuteratgirl]

Ah, but yes you can! Ordinary Sausage on youtube has spent years providing content for anyone who'd like to see just what would happen if you made a sausage out of whatever you can think of:

Recently Mr. Sausage has also been putting more time into his non-sausage videos, including stuff like Chicken Boiled in Nuclear Green Kool-Aid and Carbonated Eggs. Check it all out if you aren't prone to being easily grossed out.

[feraligatr]

[dknightlight]

The straight up whiskey sausage

[oraclebabs013]

[fluffmugger]

[leninthesixth]

you gotta include this photo

[cumpriest]

ağlıycam

[lilli-sturmreiter]

[dovewithscales]

This is it. The internet has come full circle. You can all go home now. We’re done.