who is shipped with what?alright im okay with that

sad beans

[taylortut]

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

[taylortut]

“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”

“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”

“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”

[spider-man-stan]

Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-

FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol

Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN 

[taylortut]

AMAZING

[bluesocksandfluff]

-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what?  The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

[indigowallbreaker]

Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!

FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.

Tony: Really, Pete?

[cyborg-and-the-chamber-of-chisme]

Jdjsjsjsks

[nightskyblufaith]

Tony: Where in the world is that kid??..FRIDAY!! Activate Peter’s GPS

FRIDAY: Activating

“ Helicopter parent protocol”

Tony: *sighs*….why do I even bother

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony: FRIDAY divert all energy to thrusters

FRIDAY: nyOOOOOooOOoM protocol activated

[firstaidquarters-deactivated202]

i literally can’t breathe from this

[piwiskiwi]

Go d

[thejamesbondwannabe]

Tony, in front of team: FRIDAY activate the electric taze blast

Friday: Activating ‘Wanna Be Thor’ protocol

Thor: *triumphantly laughs*

Tony,mumbling: Now the boys’ gone too far.

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony: Friday, time to bring out The Blades

FRIDAY: “oh my god why does he have a knife” protocol activated

Tony:

Villain:

Tony:

Villain: did you name it like that on purpose or,,,

Tony, crying: shut up loser

[bestofirondadfics]

This gets better everytime it shows up on my dash

[luvkaylz]

I will ALWAYS reblog this!😂

[maddstarr-deactivated20210810]

Every time Tony throws someone

FRIDAY: YEET.

Tony; WhAt Is HaPpEnNiNg?!?

[ezm07]

People be like “GAY COWBOY MAN NOT GOOD ROLE MODEL FOR KID 😡😡😡” then eat a script of Xanax and get wine drunk in front of their kids

[figayda-rights]

The dimension 20 experience

[winterpower98]

Mini comic about the gifts Fabian gave to the rest of the party! This idea started because of @jamiebluewind​ who also wrote a small script for this comic!

Please support me on my Ko-fi!

Bonus!

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[swoopingsilver]

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

[aberrantemotion]

We live in a socie-

[lorkhansdick]

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

[lorkhansdick]

I find the mushroom post :)

[lorkhansdick]

sorry

sorry

[lorkhansdick]

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

[smolpocketmonstercoffee]

@imfunnydamit

[jottingprosaist]

[thesealfriend]

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

[jinxjinn]

“I get it. This won’t stop until I die. But when I die, I want it to hurt. When my friends leave, when I have to let go, when this entire town is wiped off the map, I want it to hurt. Bad. I want to lose. I want to get beaten up. I want to hold on until I’m thrown off and everything ends. And you know what? Until that happens, I want to hope again. And I want it to hurt. Because that means it meant something. I mean I am something, at least…pretty amazing to be something, at least…”

- Mae Borowski, Night In the Woods (2017)

[biblicallyaccuratetranny]

[shencomix]

[ezm07]

[sungso]

a

[sqlatoon]

b

[getitogetherstevecarlsberg]

c

[bunnyclown1975]

d

[trashkingpit]

e

[meticuloushand]

f

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g

[oops-still-here]

h

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i

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j

[quatzopal]

k

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l

[somethingsgottasaveyou]

m

[e-rror-404]

n

[mridia]

O

[jesusanddick]

p

[potatosoup]

Q

[connorsyouth]

r

[onlinehottie]

s

[twoheadeddavghter]

t

[lovedoggos]

u

[brainmilks-deactivated]

v

[skeletonjock]

W

[goblinshell]

x

[sizequeen]

Y

[merzcar-deactivated20151231]

Z

[himejoshikomaeda]

what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

[batter-sempai]

I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

[thorneduprose]

1

[batter-sempai]

2

[frogadier]

3

[demondogdean]

4

[thedemonshavethepolicebox]

5

[thatgirlnamedeleanor]

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[casualfanboy]

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[arsonharmony]

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[sonoanthony]

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[fuckthisblogshit]

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[maybeantonioj]

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[stoicdaydreamer]

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[2014phan]

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[phuck-phan]

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[amyros-e]

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[octolevi]

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[dauntlester-deactivated20151117]

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[imnotinlove-thisisnotyoursong]

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[punkdehaan]

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[murdercoeur]

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[danisontnonfire]

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[a-hundred-skeletal-butterflies]

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[jasonluvsnico-deactivated202010]

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[the-dweeb-life]

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[dani--dallas]

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[heckmelanie]

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[angelicbreadroll]

49

[sunshinehowlter-deactivated2024]

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[holdmegentlylikehamburger]

52

[tyler-josephs-legs-deactivated2]

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[billybibixx-blog]

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[wasteofalife-deactivated2017082]

55

[nsfwphannetwork]

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[marstheworld]

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[grandpagoodadvice-deactivated20]

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[niijima-exe]

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[planetary-zoe-deactivated201608]

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[kiyotos]

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62

[valdimire]

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[prettythizzeed]

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[yosuke10]

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66

[bndufhuisehfzuwehr789gfezhtru-d]

67

[purple--ponytail]

68

[lazer-corn]

69  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[volbeast]

70

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

71

[raintalker-deactivated20190516]

72 …..why not….making the best out of this sad situation

[ryuki-blogs]

73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue

[dyamirityofthelord-blog]

74

[bucxys-archive]

75

[afoolishfigure]

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[ectoimp]

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[tieflingmenace]

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[sand-lynx]

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[luluquiq-reblogs]

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[mudkipful]

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[ex-vd]

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[michal-j-caboose]

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[itwasmemememenowgonelol-deactiv]

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[mandyjpg]

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[vices-and-violets-deactivated20]

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[yrdead-deactivated20160915]

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[chiropracting-deactivated202104]

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[tangentiallyrelated]

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[yesbutidonthaveachair]

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[ofsprinklesandphan-deactivated2]

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[suburbiq-deactivated20161015]

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[dan-meme-deactivated20160416]

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[kelpie-the-bailie]

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[konified]

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[mukeafff]

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[orgasmichaels]

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[deadrosesinc-deactivated2016093]

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[calumsdivine]

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[spiritsdelights]

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[uncrownedcal-deactivated2020072]

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[marshmallowmaleficent]

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[ag-sn-he-ta-os-ni--in-rn-w-ir-ne]

104

[yasperjordan]

105

[tinyyeosangie]

106 O.o

[j-dreamieblr52]

107

[bread-making-vikings]

108

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

109 - at this point lets just keep going, I wanna see if we can break this system

[badl4nder]

110

[black-beauty324]

111

[larrytomlinsun]

112

[metlifehoran-blog]

113

[remaded-deactivated20190301]

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[rosepalettes]

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[mosaicprince]

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[hyenamancy]

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[starfightersquadron]

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[screaming-toe]

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[justanotherbutton]

121

[izzy2808]

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[darth-baeder]

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[british-penguin]

124

[sheleftalittleglitter]

125

[swolecheck12]

126 bitchessssssssss

[chagamooshmoosh]

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[muxbug-deactivated20220627-deac]

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[textsfromsoumako]

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[movedto-byulii-deactivated20190]

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[venjubilation]

132

[eridan-amporalicious]

133

[myurlhasnomeaning-deactivated20]

134

[torrential-love]

135

[follow-where-the-moon-shines]

136 that was a wild ride

[i-only-told-the-sky]

137

[stuckingay]

138

[satzumo]

139

[lottienatqueensofhell]

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[caughtlnthemiddle]

141

[helenaist-evilregal-deactivated]

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[you-dimwit-little-buttercup]

143

[matchbox-chariot]

144

[soap-emporium]

145

[semiprofessionalshitposter]

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[news1es-forever]

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[iwantlukesdick]

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[thatstaticsound]

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[sanscripted]

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[rissi18]

151

[cheylapalm]

152

[xxxsoftworld]

153

[stinkyvine]

154

[cantchill-deactivated20161101]

155 …why are we doing this and how did we get this far

[clickclackbangtan-blog]

156

[sparklyastrology-blog]

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[venus-astro]

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[phodcast]

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[gold-5]

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[daringtobebold]

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[tatianna-b]

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[ringnail]

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[bruhstin-deactivated20160711]

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[squided]

166 we will go on for as long as is necessary before tumblr fixes this

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

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[ten-past-three]

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[blarpus]

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190 :0

[maconnookisama-deactivated20170]

191

[bexiestentialcrisis]

192 - fuck all y'all

[i-want-spankings]

193 - I mean how can I not?!

[earningfitness]

194- this is too funny not to continue

[haunted-lanterns]

195

[pumpkinsinautumn]

196

[0-memento-mori-0]

197 - None of us are even sorry, don’t lie to yourselves

[ambivalentgirlsummer]

198

[ms-chocolate-cookie]

199

[autumnrevolutionary]

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[sirell]

201

[me-merotamundo]

202 palindrome, yeahhh!

[arksodia-deactivated20160615]

203 - Let’s break the system!!!

[paradoxicalpotat]

204 let’s take a stand.

[u0ma0mi-deactivated20160622]

203

[thisnameisfalse]

202

[pamisleyphd]

201 take it back now yall. *BEAT*

[fenderjess]

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[tygermama]

198 oops, sorry

[zaiatzgeistbeth-deactivated2018]

197

[callmebliss]

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[amberghylles]

195

[prismatic-bell]

194 This might as well be happening, the rest of adult life is so goddamn weird.

[whiteknight-central]

193

[ezm07]

192

[renegade-hierophant-deactivated]

PLEASE SHARE THIS!

Five Demands of the Hong Kong people:

Full withdrawal of the Extradition Bill (a.k.a. the Evil Law)

Retraction of the characterisation of the protest as a “riot”

Release of all the arrested protesters (especially the students and the wounded)

Accountability for police brutality

Resignation of Carrie Lam

[djkaeru]

There are English and Japanese Sub version too! Spread the word

[incorrect-kfc-gang-quotes]

this was posted four hours prior to me reblogging this! please, spread the word about the hong kong protests! this incredibly important and more and more people are harmed by police brutality as the protests continue!!

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[ezm07]

Please all powerful Tumblr gods of dash I really could use this

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[maya-of-lesbos]

[imagine a big, flashy spoiler sign here]

The leaked preview of volume 7 chapter 1.

[char-aznable]

[paintedverso]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[crystalfeather06]

My boi looks so scared I’m crying