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UGH! I'M SO BORED!

so, tell me your favorite fandom and which character you'd go to jail for.

i'll go first: marvel. wanda maximoff.

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Chapters: 6/? Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Wanda Maximoff, James "Bucky" Barnes & Sam Wilson, Wanda Maximoff & Sam Wilson, Clint Barton & Wanda Maximoff, Wanda Maximoff & Original Female Character(s), Wanda Maximoff/Vision Characters: Wanda Maximoff, James "Bucky" Barnes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Original Female Character(s), Clint Barton, Vision (Marvel), Stephen Strange, Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Enemies to Lovers, Wanda Maximoff Needs a Hug, Protective Bucky Barnes, Bucky Barnes & Winter Soldier are Different Personalities, Quote: What is grief if not love persevering? (WandaVision), Captain America Sam Wilson, Sam Wilson is So Done, Sam Wilson is a Gift, Bucky Barnes & Sam Wilson Friendship, Bucky Barnes Has Issues, Bucky Barnes Has PTSD, Bucky Barnes Needs a Hug, Avengers Compound, Avengers Feels, Domestic Avengers, Protective Avengers, Alpha Stephen Strange Summary:

This story begins with Wanda rising up from the ashes of her fallen kingdom. Traumatized and grief stricken, she takes up residency in a small town on the coast of Spain, promising herself to a lifetime of solitude. But chaos has always had a soft spot for Wanda. So, when Bucky Barnes shows up and invites her to join him in saving the world, it isn't just her that he's taking with him. An unlikely pair- both recovering from the unfathomable and struggling with a newfound hatred towards one another, Wanda and Bucky team up to defy it all, and take back the power that was once stripped from them. With the multiverse hanging in the balance of these two young anti-heroes, it's up to them to save it... and not fall in love with each other while doing so. In a world that has always victimized itself for its own destruction, Chaos Found Magic breaks the mold and throws all preconceived notions out the window, setting fire to society's system of being. Expect no mercy. Prepare for ultimate destruction. And get ready- for an abundance of chaos, nostalgia, and classic MCU drama that we've all grown up to love.

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i wish my BPD wasn’t so in love with hating myself.

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what’s a God to a non-believer?

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if you’d told me three years ago that the world was going to end before Stranger Things 5 premiered………

………….i would’ve nodded my head and continued goin’ about my business as usual.

nahhhh that’s crazy work. “sounds ‘bout right” typa shit. 🤠

imagine having less faith in the Duffer Brothers than mankind itself.

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notable teacher moments #1

STORYTIME!!!

for initial context, i teach kindergarten.

one day, as we sat around a pretend campfire- roasting marshmallows and using books as firewood, a child handed me a purple sensory toy and told me it looked like a hedgehog. so naturally, i immediately called a town hall meeting to demand that this sponge be properly named.

long story short, i made Jerric the fucking Hedgehog my entire personality for the next three months of my life.

fast forward to present day, and our class pet has since been professionally fitted into a Vera Wang ballgown (don't fact check) and adorned with a matching Abe Lincoln top hat, that not only compliments his figure but his outlandish personality too.

he has a cage, renovated by the Property Brothers themselves (don't fact check). and my students now take turns taking him home for the occasional sleepover.

moral of the story? if you were to jump off a cliff, don't be surprised if a clan of thirty kindergarteners followed behind you.

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popular opinion: sitcom men could literally run me over with a tractor, bury my body in an unmarked grave, and tell my family i offed myself, and i would still hold a spot for them in hot damn Heaven.

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HOT TAKE: DAY ONE!

underdeveloped men live for the chase. insecure women live to be chased. when either phenomenon is compromised, the relationship ceases to be. you'll know you're in a healthy relationship when you don't feel uncomfortable relinquishing control.

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i have a love/hate relationship with life.

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13 Of My Favorite Taylor Swift Songs:

**In Her Most Recent Discography Order**

13. You Are In Love (Taylor's Version)

12. Innocent (Taylor's Version)

11. Long Live (Taylor's Version)

10. Would've, Could've, Should've

9. All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)

8. The Last Time (feat. Gary Lightbody of Snow Patrol) (Taylor's Version)

7. You're Not Sorry (Taylor's Version)

6. Fearless (Taylor's Version)

5. Tolerate It

4. Cardigan

3. Exile (feat. Bon Iver)

2. Ready For It

Cold As You

Honorable Mention: So It Goes...

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by the request of literally nobody, i cropped New Girl characters' faces and organized them into this awesome collage.

i'll give $0 to whoever can name the episode or scene these pictures came from.

also, the only reason Nick has so many is because his face is arguably the most expressive *insert turtle face here*

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what is the last Taylor Swift song you would listen to before you die?

disclaimer: i am NOT taking these suggestions seriously. i'm just morbidly curious.

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Top ten Marvel opinions…

Please feel free to debate me on these. 👍🏻

You watch Endgame when you want to feel something. You watch Infinity War when you don’t want to feel anything.

Wanda will make a return and redeem herself.

Natasha betrayed Bruce in Age of Ultron.

We prefer “old Marvel” because it’s what we’re used to seeing, not because the new productions are worse than the older ones.

Bucky should’ve been given the shield.

Tony Stark was the leader of the Avengers- not Steve.

I liked the “all-girls fight scene” in Endgame… Gives me chills every time.

Nebula should have warned Clint and Natasha about Vormir.

I was on Steve’s side when it came to The Accords, but Tony’s when it came to his parents demise. He should’ve known, and Steve should have told him.

We need more insight on what happened during The Blip. A lot was left unsaid. Too many plot holes were created.

Let me know if you want to hear more!

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sooo... we can all agree that taylor swift is a modern-day angel in disguise, right?

let me just leave this right here...

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is the new Marvel movie worth the therapy bills??

i've been seeing a lot of ✨alarming✨ social media posts about the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie and the toll it's having on fans' mental health.

like... will i survive? should i buy Kleenex in bulk? will they even allow that many tissue boxes into the movie theater???

from a die-hard Marvel fan, to you- i need to know if i should move up my upcoming therapy appointment.

TIA. 😘