I write sometimes.

[flarp-dragon]

Lil NayJay Fury

He boutta drop a new one-- "Burnin mah past"

[feelthemonster]

[psychoticallytrans]

I'm not a psychology researcher, but my guess would be that the nature of it being a time-limited puzzle game where you have to juggle multiple factors means that your short-term memory gets filled and the traumatic images are "dumped" in favor of remembering how many times to rotate the L piece. "As soon as possible" is probably because the sooner you do it, the less likely it is to become part of your long-term memory.

If that is true, then other time-limited activities where you have to remember and plan in a tight time frame may serve a similar purpose.

[cryptic-ink]

This can have an effect hours after the traumatic event happens too! All participants were treated within about 6 hours and played for a total of 20 minutes of Tetris (with at least one play time of 10 minutes straight).

Here are the links given in the screenshot:

Trauma, treatment and Tetris: video gaming increases hippocampal volume in male patients with combat-related posttraumatic stress disorder

Tetris has been proposed as a preventive intervention to reduce intrusive memories of a traumatic event. However, no neuroimaging study has

A single dose psychological intervention, which includes using the computer game Tetris, can prevent the unpleasant, intrusive memories that

Here is the paper that the second link uses as a source:

Preventing intrusive memories after trauma via a brief intervention involving Tetris computer game play in the emergency department: a proof

After psychological trauma, recurrent intrusive visual memories may be distressing and disruptive. Preventive interventions post trauma are

[death-threat-collector]

Trauma tetris! Line up the traumas into a row to blow them up!

[the-haiku-bot]

Trauma tetris! Line

up the traumas into a

row to blow them up!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[writing-prompt-s]

You died the way you lived: having no clue what’s going on. You are so clueless that you didn’t even notice that you died and just got up and went to work like normal the next day.

[flarp-dragon]

Reminds me of a history teacher I know.

[12-gauge-rage]

The Earth is lumpy.

[chewbaccaaah]

I was not aware of this. thank you

[officialfrenchtuck]

this makes so much sense but it makes me so uncomfortable 

[mopoglo-deactivated20260401]

i wish i hadn’t seen this

[hdhskakmsheuakegsb111111]

One time my bf was telling me about people who argue about intelligent creation by saying “the earth is perfectly round!” And I said “but it isn’t!” And he was so proud of me

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

okay so im just learning this

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

I’m not happy about this

[tanklawrence-deactivated2023051]

What a stupid rock we live on

[gravity-engineer]

We don’t live on a rock. We live on a Potato.

[downtroddendeity]

Sorry, peeps, but this is mislabeled. As should honestly be pretty obvious when you compare it to a picture of Earth from space:

However, I can’t entirely blame people for being fooled; reverse-google-imaging it will give you hundreds of shady gif-collecting sites labeling it “earth without water.” But this is also not true.

This is where it originally comes from (hooray for Tineye). If you don’t want to bother to check the link, it’s the page for a Matlab program designed to image geoscience data. That gif is a map of gravitational field strength across the earth… exaggerated by a thousand. Here’s what it looks like not exaggerated:

As you can see, significantly less potato-y. But still lumpy, because that’s the whole point of the program: to show areas where the numbers are higher as higher and areas where the numbers are lower as lower.

As the page itself points out, in real life, the Earth is very close to a sphere. However, there’s a pretty simply and logical reason for this: gravity. Things that are in higher areas relative to the center of the planet will tend to move downhill, resulting in the lower parts being filled and the higher parts getting shorter.

So, you know, if you ever run into any of those loony intelligent-designers an earlier commenter mentioned, now you know the REAL reason they’re wrong.

[whydousernamesevenexist]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[k009]

[thefreshprinceofevangelion]

this gets funnier every year 

[itstooch]

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

[leafquake23-deactivated20191022]

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

[sadieb798]

oh my god

[azriona]

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? 

( @mrv3000 )

[thefringeperson]

Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Happy International Museums Day to the following people:

The guy who called me the Whore of Babylon for teaching kids about Ancient Egypt as I stood there and nodded.

The woman who was deeply incensed that staff wouldn't open the cases so she could touch the organic objects.

The one guy who made me translate hieroglyphs on a stele for him, then was mad because it didn't say what he wanted it to say, and reported me for 'lying' to the public.

The parents who objected to the taxidermied animals having taxidermied genitalia because it was unseemly.

Those kids on a school trip who got on the floor in front of a mummy and started chanting 'we worship Ra' as their teacher desperately tried to get them to leave.

That one guy who...uh...really liked geodes. No, they were not a special interest. He really, really liked geodes.

[non-binar-ysunset]

Happy International Museums day to these fine folks:

That guy who manhandled a 500 year old tapestry like it was an IKEA shower curtain

The woman who said “it’s a codpiece, you fool!” at her companion as they looked at another tapestry, on which a central figure is wearing an especially prominent codpiece

The people who’ve asked me if our founder made everything in the collection. yes, all the painting and sculpture and stone masonry and weaving and lacemaking. all made by one person. Sure.

the drunk guy who asked me if the Virgin Mary was the Mona Lisa’s sister

but mostly, happiest of happy international museums day to the visitors (of all ages!) who walk into certain galleries and exclaim “WOW!!!!!” in absolute wonder. Not to be corny, but that makes my job worth doing.

[dearearlyarchaeologists]

Happy International Museums day to -

the woman who opened the second of two drawers of 2000 year old preserved sandals and exclaimed “great, more flip flops”

The lady who’s dead husband broke his tooth on our organ

My mother, who has to physically restrain herself to stop from touching everything

The kid who opened the door and yelled at his friends “come on guys! Lets go to the museum! I haven’t been here before” then shut the door sadly and walked away when they said “the museum? No.”

The woman who’s toddler was crying and she picked them up and went “WOAH IS ME, ITS SO HARD BEING A BABY”

All the people that come in trying to donate their old junk

The poor volunteers I make fill out spreadsheets

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Thoroughly enjoying going through the notes on this post and finding other gems like these! I relayed each of mine with joy in my heart because honestly they make the best tales to tell other people.

And for those who keep saying “we need to pay museum staff more”? We do! Museums are criminally underfunded by the government, so it would be a great help if people bothered their local governments about funding museums properly instead of leaving them to rot and hoping that works out.

[lady-of-the-spirit]

Happy international museums day to

The guy who pulled the "pull in case if emergency" switch on one of our artifact planes and made a panel fall off

The 5 year old and 2 year old who spent like 5 minutes asking me questions ranging from "why is the plane this big?" To "do you know what my favourite snack is?" And kept waving back at me when their mom pulled them away

All the parents who laugh when I say their tiny baby definitely looks younger than 5 (which gets them in for free)

The guys who I had to yell at twice for touching an artifact and didn't even realize I was yelling at them because they wouldnt look at me

The parents and grandparents who let a baby climb up on an artifact seat (covered in protective plastic) even when I told them to get him off because "he's just doing what babies do"

The guy who came in and walked around half the museum before coming to buy admissions because the line was too long when he came in

The girl who saw a book I was reading during a slow day (mo dao zu shi) and told me her friend was reading the same book and it made her friend cry

All the people who have touched the same artifact (a cabinet door) so many times that I can identify it being touched by sound alone

The little girl who asked me to identify a flag we had outside (it was Taiwan)

The person in the archives who made a birthday cake for another archives person, who let me have some and it was the best fucking cake I've had in a while.

All the band/choir kids who came in and got in line for a simulator ride and were very chaotic teenagers but also very friendly and patient and made sure no one else jumped the line after we closed the line for the day

The teenage boy who jumped the line after I closed it in the above scenario who I immediately snapped at, marking the first time I had to yell at a visitor

My managers who told us we're allowed to be mean to visitors who are mean to us.

[tiniestmagneto]

@teadrunktailor

[teadrunktailor]

OH boy. *cracks knuckles*

Happy International Museums Day to the following:

That one volunteer who dumped his entire cup of coffee into the volunteer laptop, closed it, and never said a thing to anyone

That one dude who called expressly to ask if the mannequin forty feet up in the aircraft displayed outside is wearing pink panties because he had heard a Rumour

That one lady who complained that there were too many guns (we are the second largest military museum in the country)

The Wednesday volunteer cadre who completely obliterate the staff bathrooms every goddamn Wednesday

The donors who donate a thing and call the next day to ask if it's on display

The donors who want to donate a thing only if it will go on display

The donors who rock up with the most a m a z i n g stuff and are completely nonchalant about it

My old boss (retired fighter pilot) who is the most understated, chill, and simultaneously badass person in existence

My current bosses (98% retired fighter pilots) who largely have the same sense of humour as 13 year old boys

All the kids that write meme quotes in the guestbook

That one staff member who said: "If I had a nickel for every pixel in this image on the wall, I'd have two nickels." (He wasn't wrong)

That one dude who brought in a $25,000 medal grouping in a cheetah-print La Senza lingerie box

@renlyslittlerose you better add to this because I know I'm forgetting stuff

[radiojamming]

Oooooh, yes please!

Happy International Museums Day to the following:

The dad who told his five year old child to go ahead and put his hand on a live, running, completely warmed-up steam engine because "there's no way it's real".

The group of children who witnessed a seagull fly directly into the mouth of a life size version of Thomas the Tank Engine.

The guy who asked me if he could buy one of our farm team's sheep.

The lady who asked if the cows are real and then took me seriously when I said it was two workers in a two-person costume.

The little kid who came into the roundhouse and told me every fact he knew about the Edmund Fitzgerald. (There were many facts.)

The extremely cool lady who worked on the Hubble Space Telescope project designing the lenses and who wanted to see the Wright Brothers' house to "go back to my job's roots".

The 8th grade teacher who told her kids that George Washington Carver invented the peanut.

The many, many, many old dudes who came into the roundhouse and drilled me on my locomotive knowledge with the smug assumption that I didn't know anything.

My beloved Union Army nurse reenactor who made me a campfire breakfast every year during our Civil War live encampment event.

Every person that asked me if they could drive the train.

The teenage girl that came into the station and perfectly tapped out two full sentences on the telegraph in flawless Morse code, and then told me she taught herself how to do it when she was laid up for a summer with a broken leg.

The woman who went into active labor on one of my train runs.

[the-haiku-bot]

The woman who went

into active labor on

one of my train runs.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[flarp-dragon]

Sweet royals of tumblr:

HAPPY GAY MONTH A FEW DAYS LATE!!!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[flarp-dragon]

*ahem*

Its 2024, y'inz.

Also, ah @hellsite-hall-of-fame

[writing-prompt-s]

If you would’ve known that that stupid river was the fountain of youth, you never would’ve drank from it. That was 300 years ago. You’re permanently stuck at age 26. The only one you really have left in your life is your horse, who also made the mistake of drinking from it.

[flarp-dragon]

After a particularly bad day, you pick up a blank notebook, a sparkly blue one from dollar tree. You pick up a quail's-feather quill, and dip it into fast-drying ink.

You write and write, and write some more, until past the point when your hand cramps and its past your bbedtime. Revisions are made. Words crossed out. Additions are including your horse.

Then, when you finally seem to come tothe end of your anger, you smile, take your plans, and carefully reread through. Those plans, those plots?

Those papers hold a dangerous idea, one that you intend to carry out. One depicting someone spiking water sources with the youth-water. One seeing pictures of confusion and joy as aging suddenly stops. One portraying mass panic as continents fill up, people get violent, and no one dies.

But then too many people are alive. Not enough people are producing food. Too many people are living in what should be natural habitat. Species go extinct. Lakes become dirty. Humanity starves. People die in masses, of hunger.

Beautiful. Awful. World-restarting.

A plan to wipe out nearly allhuman beings.

[writing-prompt-s]

Two lovers have reincarnated throughout history, destined to find each other and fall in love all over again. There’s also this third guy that reincarnates alongside them… we don’t really know what he does.

[flarp-dragon]

Its finally me and you, and you and me and you

AND YOUR FRIEND STEVE

DO-DAH-DO DOO-DO-DO-DO

STEVE.

[writing-prompt-s]

While reading over the demon’s contract, you realize it was riddled with typos. Notably, ‘soul’ was misspelled as ‘sole’. You thought the demon would be pissed when you handed him 100 pairs of shoes as payment, but he just started to laugh hysterically and clap.

[flarp-dragon]

"Are you serious right now? I expected you to bring me souls! Fifty whole pairs of Nike dunks. New and in my size."

[flarp-dragon]

Why does life have to be so

🌋🤓☝️🙄🤙😏😫🌟👍☺😁😮😣

🗣💣💥🗯👟👀🖤🤝😶

🌱🌾🌲✖✖❓😐😑😐🤨😲😬💩👦👩‍🏭🕴🥊

A l l t h e f r i c k i n g t i i i i m e

[ryanhatesthis]

[crypticmirrors]

i will never not reblog this!

[delta-domine]

This ground is old…un burdened…sacred…

[fantasticcollectorkitten]

everyone who sees this must reblog

[landmineblogging]

god left in 2012

[flarp-dragon]

GUYS I HAVE ONNNLYLLLY EVER SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[deeranger]

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

[marvel-lous-things]

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

[scarlet-silverweaver]

the rosetta stone of shitposting

[roguehoneybadger]

@incorrectnorse-quotes

[incorrectnorse-quotes]

Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite

[flarp-dragon]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[17blcak]

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

[wiingdings]

on colors and being different and not being enough for yourself

(please reblog instead of liking)