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He boutta drop a new one-- "Burnin mah past"
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Lil NayJay Fury
He boutta drop a new one-- "Burnin mah past"
I'm not a psychology researcher, but my guess would be that the nature of it being a time-limited puzzle game where you have to juggle multiple factors means that your short-term memory gets filled and the traumatic images are "dumped" in favor of remembering how many times to rotate the L piece. "As soon as possible" is probably because the sooner you do it, the less likely it is to become part of your long-term memory.
If that is true, then other time-limited activities where you have to remember and plan in a tight time frame may serve a similar purpose.
This can have an effect hours after the traumatic event happens too! All participants were treated within about 6 hours and played for a total of 20 minutes of Tetris (with at least one play time of 10 minutes straight).
Here are the links given in the screenshot:
Tetris has been proposed as a preventive intervention to reduce intrusive memories of a traumatic event. However, no neuroimaging study has
A single dose psychological intervention, which includes using the computer game Tetris, can prevent the unpleasant, intrusive memories that
Here is the paper that the second link uses as a source:
After psychological trauma, recurrent intrusive visual memories may be distressing and disruptive. Preventive interventions post trauma are
Trauma tetris! Line up the traumas into a row to blow them up!
Trauma tetris! Line
up the traumas into a
row to blow them up!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
You died the way you lived: having no clue whatâs going on. You are so clueless that you didnât even notice that you died and just got up and went to work like normal the next day.
Reminds me of a history teacher I know.
The Earth is lumpy.
I was not aware of this. thank you
this makes so much sense but it makes me so uncomfortableÂ
i wish i hadnât seen this
One time my bf was telling me about people who argue about intelligent creation by saying âthe earth is perfectly round!â And I said âbut it isnât!â And he was so proud of me
okay so im just learning this
Iâm not happy about this
What a stupid rock we live on
We donât live on a rock. We live on a Potato.
Sorry, peeps, but this is mislabeled. As should honestly be pretty obvious when you compare it to a picture of Earth from space:
However, I canât entirely blame people for being fooled; reverse-google-imaging it will give you hundreds of shady gif-collecting sites labeling it âearth without water.â But this is also not true.
This is where it originally comes from (hooray for Tineye). If you donât want to bother to check the link, itâs the page for a Matlab program designed to image geoscience data. That gif is a map of gravitational field strength across the earth⊠exaggerated by a thousand. Hereâs what it looks like not exaggerated:
As you can see, significantly less potato-y. But still lumpy, because thatâs the whole point of the program: to show areas where the numbers are higher as higher and areas where the numbers are lower as lower.
As the page itself points out, in real life, the Earth is very close to a sphere. However, thereâs a pretty simply and logical reason for this: gravity. Things that are in higher areas relative to the center of the planet will tend to move downhill, resulting in the lower parts being filled and the higher parts getting shorter.
So, you know, if you ever run into any of those loony intelligent-designers an earlier commenter mentioned, now you know the REAL reason theyâre wrong.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
this gets funnier every yearÂ
The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. âSomething wrong sweetie?â She sighs and puts down her fork. âI was digging really deep in AO3 last nightâŠWhy didnât you finish that coffee shop au?â It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.
U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME
OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didnât think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.
oh my god
#why didnât you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDNâT YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU?Â
( @mrv3000 )
Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.
Happy International Museums Day to the following people:
The guy who called me the Whore of Babylon for teaching kids about Ancient Egypt as I stood there and nodded.
The woman who was deeply incensed that staff wouldn't open the cases so she could touch the organic objects.
The one guy who made me translate hieroglyphs on a stele for him, then was mad because it didn't say what he wanted it to say, and reported me for 'lying' to the public.
The parents who objected to the taxidermied animals having taxidermied genitalia because it was unseemly.
Those kids on a school trip who got on the floor in front of a mummy and started chanting 'we worship Ra' as their teacher desperately tried to get them to leave.
That one guy who...uh...really liked geodes. No, they were not a special interest. He really, really liked geodes.
Happy International Museums day to these fine folks:
That guy who manhandled a 500 year old tapestry like it was an IKEA shower curtain
The woman who said âitâs a codpiece, you fool!â at her companion as they looked at another tapestry, on which a central figure is wearing an especially prominent codpiece
The people whoâve asked me if our founder made everything in the collection. yes, all the painting and sculpture and stone masonry and weaving and lacemaking. all made by one person. Sure.
the drunk guy who asked me if the Virgin Mary was the Mona Lisaâs sister
but mostly, happiest of happy international museums day to the visitors (of all ages!) who walk into certain galleries and exclaim âWOW!!!!!â in absolute wonder. Not to be corny, but that makes my job worth doing.
Happy International Museums day to -
the woman who opened the second of two drawers of 2000 year old preserved sandals and exclaimed âgreat, more flip flopsâ
The lady whoâs dead husband broke his tooth on our organ
My mother, who has to physically restrain herself to stop from touching everything
The kid who opened the door and yelled at his friends âcome on guys! Lets go to the museum! I havenât been here beforeâ then shut the door sadly and walked away when they said âthe museum? No.â
The woman whoâs toddler was crying and she picked them up and went âWOAH IS ME, ITS SO HARD BEING A BABYâ
All the people that come in trying to donate their old junk
The poor volunteers I make fill out spreadsheets
Thoroughly enjoying going through the notes on this post and finding other gems like these! I relayed each of mine with joy in my heart because honestly they make the best tales to tell other people.
And for those who keep saying âwe need to pay museum staff moreâ? We do! Museums are criminally underfunded by the government, so it would be a great help if people bothered their local governments about funding museums properly instead of leaving them to rot and hoping that works out.
Happy international museums day to
The guy who pulled the "pull in case if emergency" switch on one of our artifact planes and made a panel fall off
The 5 year old and 2 year old who spent like 5 minutes asking me questions ranging from "why is the plane this big?" To "do you know what my favourite snack is?" And kept waving back at me when their mom pulled them away
All the parents who laugh when I say their tiny baby definitely looks younger than 5 (which gets them in for free)
The guys who I had to yell at twice for touching an artifact and didn't even realize I was yelling at them because they wouldnt look at me
The parents and grandparents who let a baby climb up on an artifact seat (covered in protective plastic) even when I told them to get him off because "he's just doing what babies do"
The guy who came in and walked around half the museum before coming to buy admissions because the line was too long when he came in
The girl who saw a book I was reading during a slow day (mo dao zu shi) and told me her friend was reading the same book and it made her friend cry
All the people who have touched the same artifact (a cabinet door) so many times that I can identify it being touched by sound alone
The little girl who asked me to identify a flag we had outside (it was Taiwan)
The person in the archives who made a birthday cake for another archives person, who let me have some and it was the best fucking cake I've had in a while.
All the band/choir kids who came in and got in line for a simulator ride and were very chaotic teenagers but also very friendly and patient and made sure no one else jumped the line after we closed the line for the day
The teenage boy who jumped the line after I closed it in the above scenario who I immediately snapped at, marking the first time I had to yell at a visitor
My managers who told us we're allowed to be mean to visitors who are mean to us.
@teadrunktailor
OH boy. *cracks knuckles*
Happy International Museums Day to the following:
That one volunteer who dumped his entire cup of coffee into the volunteer laptop, closed it, and never said a thing to anyone
That one dude who called expressly to ask if the mannequin forty feet up in the aircraft displayed outside is wearing pink panties because he had heard a Rumour
That one lady who complained that there were too many guns (we are the second largest military museum in the country)
The Wednesday volunteer cadre who completely obliterate the staff bathrooms every goddamn Wednesday
The donors who donate a thing and call the next day to ask if it's on display
The donors who want to donate a thing only if it will go on display
The donors who rock up with the most a m a z i n g stuff and are completely nonchalant about it
My old boss (retired fighter pilot) who is the most understated, chill, and simultaneously badass person in existence
My current bosses (98% retired fighter pilots) who largely have the same sense of humour as 13 year old boys
All the kids that write meme quotes in the guestbook
That one staff member who said: "If I had a nickel for every pixel in this image on the wall, I'd have two nickels." (He wasn't wrong)
That one dude who brought in a $25,000 medal grouping in a cheetah-print La Senza lingerie box
@renlyslittlerose you better add to this because I know I'm forgetting stuff
Oooooh, yes please!
Happy International Museums Day to the following:
The dad who told his five year old child to go ahead and put his hand on a live, running, completely warmed-up steam engine because "there's no way it's real".
The group of children who witnessed a seagull fly directly into the mouth of a life size version of Thomas the Tank Engine.
The guy who asked me if he could buy one of our farm team's sheep.
The lady who asked if the cows are real and then took me seriously when I said it was two workers in a two-person costume.
The little kid who came into the roundhouse and told me every fact he knew about the Edmund Fitzgerald. (There were many facts.)
The extremely cool lady who worked on the Hubble Space Telescope project designing the lenses and who wanted to see the Wright Brothers' house to "go back to my job's roots".
The 8th grade teacher who told her kids that George Washington Carver invented the peanut.
The many, many, many old dudes who came into the roundhouse and drilled me on my locomotive knowledge with the smug assumption that I didn't know anything.
My beloved Union Army nurse reenactor who made me a campfire breakfast every year during our Civil War live encampment event.
Every person that asked me if they could drive the train.
The teenage girl that came into the station and perfectly tapped out two full sentences on the telegraph in flawless Morse code, and then told me she taught herself how to do it when she was laid up for a summer with a broken leg.
The woman who went into active labor on one of my train runs.
The woman who went
into active labor on
one of my train runs.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Sweet royals of tumblr:
HAPPY GAY MONTH A FEW DAYS LATE!!!!
Every single odd number has an âeâ in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 arenât spelled with the letter e in it âŠ
father godÂ
âŠif you can split a number in half evenly, itâs even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-â
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercyâŠ.
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter âEâ.
đŁYOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurtsâŠ
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if itâs EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said âevery single ODD number has an âeâ in itâ not âevery single number with an âeâ is oddâ what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and weâre still here
happy New yearâs eve
Iâm going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesnât have an e. Just sayingâŠ
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? iâm fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last oneđ
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just canât.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT IâM SCREAMING
Wait what about zero thatâs an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEYâRE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
Iâm gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isnât a number
It canât be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out yâall
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESNâT HAVE E IN IT
THATâS BECAUSE ITâS EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
*ahem*
Its 2024, y'inz.
Also, ah @hellsite-hall-of-fame
If you wouldâve known that that stupid river was the fountain of youth, you never wouldâve drank from it. That was 300 years ago. Youâre permanently stuck at age 26. The only one you really have left in your life is your horse, who also made the mistake of drinking from it.
After a particularly bad day, you pick up a blank notebook, a sparkly blue one from dollar tree. You pick up a quail's-feather quill, and dip it into fast-drying ink.
You write and write, and write some more, until past the point when your hand cramps and its past your bbedtime. Revisions are made. Words crossed out. Additions are including your horse.
Then, when you finally seem to come tothe end of your anger, you smile, take your plans, and carefully reread through. Those plans, those plots?
Those papers hold a dangerous idea, one that you intend to carry out. One depicting someone spiking water sources with the youth-water. One seeing pictures of confusion and joy as aging suddenly stops. One portraying mass panic as continents fill up, people get violent, and no one dies.
But then too many people are alive. Not enough people are producing food. Too many people are living in what should be natural habitat. Species go extinct. Lakes become dirty. Humanity starves. People die in masses, of hunger.
Beautiful. Awful. World-restarting.
A plan to wipe out nearly allhuman beings.
Two lovers have reincarnated throughout history, destined to find each other and fall in love all over again. Thereâs also this third guy that reincarnates alongside them⊠we donât really know what he does.
Its finally me and you, and you and me and you
AND YOUR FRIEND STEVE
DO-DAH-DO DOO-DO-DO-DO
STEVE.
While reading over the demonâs contract, you realize it was riddled with typos. Notably, âsoulâ was misspelled as âsoleâ. You thought the demon would be pissed when you handed him 100 pairs of shoes as payment, but he just started to laugh hysterically and clap.
"Are you serious right now? I expected you to bring me souls! Fifty whole pairs of Nike dunks. New and in my size."
Why does life have to be so
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A l l t h e f r i c k i n g t i i i i m e
i will never not reblog this!
This ground is oldâŠun burdenedâŠsacredâŠ
everyone who sees this must reblog
god left in 2012
GUYS I HAVE ONNNLYLLLY EVER SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
odin is like âwhen thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bellâ
Oðinn spake:
Bright the sun shone | at the time of Ăorâs birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.
@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again
I need this framed on my wall itâs so beautiful.Â
@theshitpostcalligrapher
ay @systlin hmu
@systlin
My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.
Solen sken, skönt gyllene
Dagen Tor föddes
PĂ„ trottoaren, vid Taco Bell
DÀr lÄg Loke
âKJN
My translation:
The sun shone, sweet golden
The day of Torâs birth
On the tarmac, by Taco Bell
There lay Loki
(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)
@bold-sartorial-statement
ay yo show ur husbandÂ
@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes:Â
(oops spot the typos)
i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do itÂ
SĂłlin skein, björt og gullin við fÊðingu ĂĂłrs ĂĄ stĂgnum við Taco Bell Ăar lĂĄ Loki
The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing
This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!
And in Danish because why not:
Solen skinnede, skĂžn og gylden
PĂ„ dagen for Tors fĂždsel
PĂ„ asfalten ved Taco Bell
Dér lÄ Loke
âLEV MERE (LIVE MAS)â
*Snorts*
When Thor born
He hair shine brite
A very very
Magical site
But then I see
A bab from hell
I pik up loki
From taco bell
the rosetta stone of shitposting
@incorrectnorse-quotes
Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.
on colors and being different and not being enough for yourself
(please reblog instead of liking)