i rate things

this blog is a 9/10

[i-rate-things]

this intro is a 3/10

i rate things!!!!!

mod is a minor.

[maplebunie]

my can of

[child-of-asbestos-deactivated20]

this is such a desolate image i love it

[i-rate-things]

i rate this post

[lisalisau-deactivated20251008]

we should call our siblings our woomfs. womb oomfs. do. Do yall see the vision

[i-rate-things]

i rate this post eleven rats

[makingimages]

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

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[i-rate-things]

i rate this post three aminals

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[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

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[usernameichoseonawhim]

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

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Spiders jpg

[fawkesheart12]

Woah dude

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[unyieldingsilence]

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[i-rate-things]

i rate this post juice

[confetti-critter]

environmental storytelling

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[unyieldingsilence]

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[i-rate-things]

i rate this 3 gravel

[sandersstudies]

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: It’s all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! It’s a character arc! It’s called growth! Readers love it!

Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row

[i-rate-things]

i rate this post two charles dickens

[gothicprep]

if you’ve never made barack obama in your sims game, I’m sorry, but you aren’t playing the damn game correctly

[gothicprep]

I used testingcheats to make him my college roommate and nraas to switch him to a communication major in ts3. he said “I don’t care what anyone says! you’re hot!” and I laughed for 2 straight minutes. obama would not be that gauche.

[i-rate-things]

i rate this post 5/10 only because i thought it said testicles and it didn’t. was disappointed i didn’t see testicles and barack obama in the same sentence on tumblr dot com

[ampervadasz]

[thecatalogues]

Kitty!... long leg kitty!.. uh, creechur?... OUPPY

[slavetomyheadcanon]

I WAS NOT FUCKING PREPARED

[randomalienencounter]

⎓𝙹⚍∷-ᒷ||ᒷ↸ ʖᒷᔑ⨅ℸ ̣!!!

[i-rate-things]

i rate this post ouppyyy :3

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[post-rater]

A tier post

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i rate this rater 3 freshly baked cookies

[god-offical]

The Voices (The Voices)

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(the Voices)

[god-offical]

The Voi- WAIT ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN????!?!?!????

[i-rate-things]

i rate this post zero fitted sheets

[roomofpaperrabbit]

[epilepticsaints]

What are they looking at?

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ladiebuge

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i rate this ladiebuge one ladiebuge

[lmaonade]

i have a stupid video going viral on tiktok right now and i keep getting messaged by viral marketing accounts and fucking with them is fun but this is killing me

[i-rate-things]

i rate this message exchange eight hamsters

[tytonidyke]

These are so fun to make

[tytonidyke]

@thedisablednaturalist @fagtabulous

Ask and you shall receive!

[inthefallofasparrow]

[tytonidyke]

Love your additions! Birds got that drip

[tytonidyke]

Oh yeah should probably add this one too-

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

I've never done this before

[inthefallofasparrow]

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[floral-hydrate]

Sorry this is the best post I've seen in a while

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I'll leave this post alone now

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

This is way too much fun

[floral-hydrate]

I'm not done yet I suppose

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[brettanomycroft]

@eclypseaf

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@softenedsunbeams

[i-rate-things]

i rate these birds yes

[selfundiagnosed]

[savahnahhallow]

Unrestrained summer fun

[nattousan]

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

[i-rate-things]

this post is a four stars

[aragun]

You have my gun

[legunlas]

And my gun

[gunli]

And my gun!

[i-rate-things]

this post is a 7/10

[crippled-peeper]

kids playing outside is a sign of a healthy community and should be celebrated

[i-rate-things]

this post is correct