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please don't give me responsibilities when there's a huge stack of unread books beside me. have some morals.
cannot stop thinking about "if soulmates do exist they're not found. they're made" and how much more wonderful a concept it is. you were not made to fit with someone else, you were made be yourself and it's up to you to choose who fits with you and how they fit. you get to wake up every day and choose to have the people you love the most belong with you and that makes it so much more meaningful than some random act of fate forcing you together
Me: I hate cliches
Author: he called her an investment.
Me *sobbing*: he called her an investment
writing prompt #6
*You are sitting peacefully on the toilet, emptying your bowels when a public service announcement plays in your head*
"Your patron titan has been found negligent of their duties, thus they are hereby removed from their position. As their oldest patronee alive, you must assume their position, effective immediately, or face our wrath."
OTP Prompt #3
Person A: You look cold, here's my cloak.
Person B: I didn't ask for your stupid cloak, but thanks anyway. I'll make sure to return it.
*a few months later* Person B curled up in the cloak, aggressively inhaling the last of A's scent: I will take this with me to the grave.
OTP prompt #2
One of my readers suggested this one
Person A: Ugh, I couldn't sleep last night.
Person B: That means someone was thinking about you.
Person A: Who would be thinking about me at 3AM??
Person C: *sweats nervously*
writing prompt #5
Person A: *exists*
Person B: *sharpening knives* ...and I took that personally
writing prompt #4
Person A: GO TO HELL!!!
Person B: Where do you think we are?
Alternative response:
Person B: No thank you, I don't want to spend eternity with you.
OTP Prompts #1
Person A: *is stressed*
Person B: *exists*
Person A: *stresses happily*
I think as a fandom we have the right to collectively override the fact that kruge is pronounced “kroogei” and not “krooj”
Layth: You look cold, here's my cloak.
Ilyana: I didn't ask for your stupid cloak, but thanks anyway. I'll make sure to return it.
*a few months later*
Ilyana curled up in the cloak, aggressively inhaling the last of Layth's scent: I will take this with me to the grave.
*Assassin crashes into Layth's kitchen while he's eating a midnight snack*
Assassin: I am going to kill you right now!!
Layth: Cool, but can you wait a moment?
Assassin: Why...?
Layth: This cake is so good, I wanted to finish it first. Want some?
Assassin: Sure, I guess.
Ademir narrating: And that, fellas? That's how to defeat your murderer.
Bonus
Ilyana: *hears all the commotion and walks in* WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING IN MY KITCHEN.
writing prompt #3
Person A: How do you feel?
Person B: I do not.
writing prompt #2
Person A crashes into Person B's kitchen while they are eating a midnight snack.
Person A: I am going to kill you right now!!
Person B: Cool, but can you wait a moment?
Person A: Why...?
Person B: This cake is so good, I wanted to finish it first. Want some?
Person B: Sure, I guess.
Person C narrating: And that, fellas? That's how to defeat your murderer.
Otp Post #1
One of my readers suggested this one
Ilyana: Ugh, I couldn't sleep last night.
Haniyah: That means someone was thinking about you.
Ilyana: Who would be thinking about me at 3AM??
Layth: *sweats nervously*
Adara: I'm not saying poison him, I'm just saying some people don't hold their cyanide in well.
Ademir:... remind me why we’re friends again?
Obsessed with how the tumblr staff seem to have finally gotten sick of our collective shit and are now just trying to bully us off the site outright