Jay Maslar

What I Want It To Be

[rogueone]

[mulaneysbutt]

[durnesque-esque]

R2FuckU

[jaymaslar]

And guilt trips Luke using a decades-old video of his sister asking for help. (Loved the hell out of the Last Jedi, other than a few editing/pacing issues, but I have textbook problems with all of my favorites films)

[jaymaslar]

Steamed clams over homemade pasta #fromthekitchen #from scratch . . . . #cooking #homechef #meal #food #foodie #pasta #pastamachine #clams #steamedclams #diy #fuckthatsdelicious #notketo

[jaymaslar]

Sourdough starter : Day 1 #fromthekitchen #sourdough . . . . #sourdoughstarter #bread #homemade #homebaker #homebaked #sourdoughbread #yeast #bacteria #fromscratch #bubbles #jacobkowalski (Thanks @tompapa for getting me into this!) #tompapa #notketo #makeyourownfood #diy

[jaymaslar]

Pumpkin donuts! #fromthekitchen #fromscratch . . . . #baking #pumpkin #pumpkindonuts #pumkinspice #donuts #doughnuts #diy #cookyourown #fuckthatsdelicious #🍩 #🎃 #food #foodie #foodgloriousfood #kingaurthurflour

[jaymaslar]

1st batch of homemade donuts! #fromscratch #fromthekitchen . . . . #bakednotfried #bakedonuts #donut #🍩 #nationalchocolateday #chocolate #chocolatedonuts #cookyourown #diy #baking #dessert #kingarthurflour

[jaymaslar]

First batch of homemade beef jerky #fromthekitchen #fromscratch . . . . #beefjerky #jerky #food #foodie #cooking #cookyourown #keto #ketogenic #recipesofinstagram #instagramrecipe #fooddehydrator #beef #kcko #lowcarb #spices #fuckthatsdelicious #prayforjoe #recipe #beefitswhatsfordinner #homechef

[jaymaslar]

Favorite new keto smoothie: Vanilla almond milk, peanut butter, hemp fiber protein powder, chia seeds, and cocoa powder #fromthekitchen . . . One serving of each ingredient gives you a total of: 27.5 grams fat 8 grams net carbs 23 grams fiber 24 grams protein #keto #recipe #ketogenic #smoothie #healthfood #eathealthy #healthyasfuck #fuckthatsdelicious #prayforjoe #hemp #peanutbutter #almondmilk #chiaseeds #vegan #veganrecipes #diy #getfit #getinshape #veganketo #foodie #highfatlowcarb #kcko

[booasaur]

Master of None - 2x08 - “It’s not like this was my choice. It’s just who I am.”

[nprfreshair]

Aziz Ansari spoke with Terry Gross about the second season of his Netflix series Master of None. Here’s what he said about the “Thanksgiving” episode: 

On working with Lena Waithe to write the “Thanksgiving” episode, based on Waithe’s experiences growing up gay and coming out to her family

“I told [Lena] from the get-go, you need to write this with me and I’ll help you and we’ll get this in shape and make it feel like the show, but you’ve got to make sure we get this right. …

That episode, it’s just me and four black women, the whole episode. I joked with Melina [Matsoukas], who directed the episode, and Lena, “This is the most amount of screen time I’ve seen on any film or television show, with one Indian character and four black women.” How am I going to write that episode by myself? It would be offensive! You know? I guess I don’t have the gall of all those white writers who write for minorities.”

[nprfreshair]

Congratulations to Lena Waithe and Aziz Ansari on their Emmy! They won best writing in a comedy series for the Master of None episode “Thanksgiving.” Back in May, Ansari talked to Terry Gross about writing that episode with Waithe.

[girlactionfigure]

[jaymaslar]

Hybrid tea rose that I grew #fromthegarden . . . . #rose #tearose #garden #gardening #flower #flowers #🌹 #roses #greenthumb #doctorgreenthumb #growyourown #diy #gooutside #mothernature

[mediamattersforamerica]

🤔

[wilwheaton]

Fuck Fox and Friends. Fuck all of these despicable, shitty, privileged, racist fucks.

[thetrippytrip]

framing this

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS IS GLORIOUS

[jumpingjacktrash]

let’s bring this back since we’re still seeing backyard boys wearing camo to try to look like the soldiers they’re not, while marching against the freedom real soldiers protect

[it8bit]

Nintendo 3DS XL ‘SNES Edition’ Announced

Today during Gamescom, Nintendo UK revealed that a SNES stylized 3DS XL will be coming to Europe on October 13, 2017. No price point was released. 

[jaymaslar]

Lamb burgers in cast iron #fromthekitchen . . . . #lambburgers #lambburger #lamb #keto #ketogenic #diet #getfit #eathealthy #castironskillet #cooking #foodie #lowcarb #lowcarbhighfat #kcko #rosemary #cook #cooking #diy #foodie #foodgloriousfood #fuckthatsdelicious #healthyasfuck #panseared

[jaymaslar]

Crockpot chicken and dumplings #fromthekitchen . . . . . #crockpot #slowcooker #chickenanddumplings #fromscratch #cookityourself #diy #food #foodie #foodporn #foodsnob #foody #chicken #dumplings #cook #chef #cooking #carrots #celery #garlic #eating

[jaymaslar]

Sunday atop a waterfall #jonthekid . . . #sunday #hiking #waterfall #stream #upstateny #upstatenewyork #iloveny #ilovenewyork #fathersontime #parks #dontgochasingwaterfalls #throwingstones #getfit #getmoving #gooutside #outdoors (at Wolfe Park)

[jaymaslar]

Two weekend haul from of San Diego Comic Con Funko Pop Exclusives! #sdcc2017 . . . . . #funko #funkopop #sdccfunko #sdccpop #suicidesquad #batman #wonderwoman #justiceleague #brucewayne #strangerthings #gwenpool #deadpool #marvel #dcu #mcu #spidermanhomecoming #tonystark #lotr #lordoftherings #harrypotter #lorax #drsuess #popcollection