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When the dream touches ground, the demons walk in - HellMuse (AO3)
Rating: Mature | Status: Complete | Chapters 1/1 | Words: 10.3K
Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon-Typical Violence, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Rescue Missions, Johanna Constantine saves Calliope from Ric Madoc, Imprisonment, Dubious Consent, Johanna Constantine pretends to seduce Ric Madoc, BAMF Modern Johanna Constantine (The Sandman), Angst, Psychological Horror, Johanna Constantine fights against literal nightmares
Summary: When Johanna Constantine is hired to investigate Richard Madoc by a jealous author who suspects he is using magic to help his writing, the last thing she expects is to find a muse locked in the man's bedroom, kept prisoner to give him inspiration. In order to free her, Johanna will have to confront her past with Rachel and come face to face with a power she's never encountered before.
My contribution to @sandmanfemslashfans's Femslash Weekend Event! This fills in the Day 1: Prompt - Meet Ugly
This fic was based off this AMAZING POST by @teejaystumbles, thank you for inspiring so so so many plot bunnies with this post đđđ
Oh, this was so great! And I loved that you actually⊠saved someone (no spoilers for everyone who still wants to read, which they should).
i mean this completely seriously but⊠a cup of coffee can save your life a little, a shower can save your life a little, making your favorite meal can save your life a littleâŠâŠ.little things actually add up to really big things in the long run if you let them, the secret to surviving everyday is infusing a little bit of magic into the mundane i truly believe that
The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld
i really hate the hurf durf positivity memes that are like *~you are not a burden~* đâșïžđ bitch yes i am. taking care of sick people is hard. putting up with and organizing your life and tasks around people who take ten times as long and one hundred times as much energy to do simple tasks is HARD. never being on time, abandoning plans, leaving early, not eating normal food, these are all things that make everyone else's life harder. I'm a burden! the point is that humans carry their burdens and always have and the way the species is designed makes this not just ethical but beneficial materially to everyone. saying disabled people "aren't a burden" is just erasing all the work caretakers do to keep us alive. the point is that everyone is entitled to be a burden, and even if you are never sick a day in your life you will still spend years at either end of your brief stint on earth being bothersome to someone else. that's normal
In defense of Shakespeare's Daughters
When students find out that:
Shakespeare has no living descendants (and that's why we don't have to ask "Which Shakespeare?" like we do with the Bach family),
That he did have a son, once, but that boy died when he was only ten years old, and
That son was named "Hamnet" (not a typo, BTW)
Those students who go on to become Shakespearean scholars can get a bit obsessed when it comes to themes of fathers, sons, and grief (particularly in that one play about a Prince of Denmark).
So I'd like to take this time to point out that Shakespeare was also the father to two daughters: his firstborn, Susanna, and Judith, Hamnet's twin sister.
And to help me make the point that the Father/Daughter relationship was important to him, and not just a consolation prize, here's a few of the plays that hinge on it (an incomplete list):
The Tempest: a father and daughter as the only humans on a tropical island.
Romeo and Juliet: The tragedy unfolds with exponential speed when Juliet's father decides that she must marry Tybolt immediately.
Much ado About Nothing: The comedy almost becomes a tragedy when Leonato rejects his daughter during the wedding ceremony.
The Winter's Tale: In the first half of the play, the jealous king rejects his infant daughter, wrongly thinking she is a bastard. In the second half of the play, we see the daughter as a teenager, and her relationship with her adoptive father, a shepherd; the play is resolved when she returns home, with her adoptive father, to her birth father.
Hamlet: Let's face it -- the whole play gets mired in schemes, secrets, and second guesses until Ophelia's response to her father's death unleashes a flood of action.
Merry Wives of Windsor: the "B Plot" is all about how the young adult daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Page successfully schemes to marry the young man she actually loves, instead of either of the arranged marriages her parents are hoping for.
it's so nice that they've given poet hera lindsay bird an advice column
on tolerating a friend's insufferable partner:
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hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true
when my local friendgroup hit our late 20's/early 30's we all metamorphosed into ancient romans and/or redwall characters bc now whenever we have 'get togethers' ppl are always bringing over cheeses and crusty breads and cured meats and olives and grapes and ales etc
This whole thread is cool and wholesome.
something they have control over!!! yes!!!!!!!
My number one tip for straight men (I mean, it could conceivably work for other genders and sexualities, but youâd have to adjust it quite a bit) is: inagine theyâre a man.
Imagine that you just randomly told some bloke in a pub that he has beautiful eyes.
That you walked up behind your coworker Jim and started caressing his neck and shoulders while talking to him about the budget.
That you just sent a large and unexplained bouquet of flowers to Darren in Accounting.
That instead of complimenting a coworker on her breasts, you complimented him on his dick.
Does the action now seem weird? Uncomfortable? Do you no longer want to do it now that it isnât directed at somebody you are sexually attracted to?
That strongly suggests that your action has a sexual aspect to it and therefore probably counts as sexual harassment!
I have a large, colorful tattoo on one arm. Iâve had multiple strange men cross a room to tell me how awesome it is, frequently while Iâm at work, and it has never made me uncomfortable.
A couple of weeks ago, someone yelled out a car at me âI FUCKING LOVE YOUR BOOTSâ, which was awesome.
Itâs just⊠itâs really not hard to compliment people in a way that isnât creepy, if your goal is actually to compliment them and not to slide a âbtw Iâm thinking about fucking youâ under the radar.
Good advice! Applicable in many waysâŠ..
This is actually pretty good!Â
one time i bought some raspberry leaf tea for a friend who was pregnant, and when i happened to run into her with her boyfriend later and met him for the first time, he guessed who i was.
when asked how, he said that i âlook like someone who would bring you teaâ.
that weird, sweet compliment has stuck with me for years.
Disney technicians repairing an animatronic figure.
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doctors repairing long asscrack john lennon
heartbreaking:
girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day
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I do not need all of the pretties, I do not not need ALL of the pretties....
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anon did you think when i said "read fanon" i meant fan canon instead of... Frantz Fanon, author of The Wretched of the Earth?
opressive systems perpetuate themselves by turning the very people they opress into agents of the system. read destiel fanfiction about this