Brilliant

Stage manager. Political Science major. Learning Disabilities queen. Consistently refusing to die. Etc.

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I really cackled. What are they, cockroaches? Just stand on the blocking tape!!

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I think I’d do really well as a metamorphic rock

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the awkward target guy and me with our combined singular social skill trying our best to communicate about the thing ive been sent here to find

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on a beach vacation

me:

my body dysmorphia: :)

me: no

my body dysmorphia: that’s a real nice swimsuit you’ve got there…

me: hey stop that

my body dysmorphia: …it sure would be a shame if something were to… make you not want to wear it…

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When Girls Become Witches: Survivors, Title IX and Society - Ms. Magazine

A personal essay on witches and sexual assault—as the Department of Education begins public hearings to determine improvements to Title IX e

Really good article comparing the way society treats young female assault survivors to the historical persecution of women for witchcraft.

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Shoutout to my private Catholic all-girls school for traumatizing me so I was fully prepared to get PTSD in college.

I feel like I got the free-trial version before upgrading to the ✨premium damage plan✨

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I've returned to this cursed site

I may not be the funniest person on here, but I’m definitely a person on here, and that seems like enough for some of you rat bastards who for some reason enjoy the content I release

[eucalyptus-sage]

being known is being loved

"i know your pizza order" "you have freckles on your ears" "you make this face when you're tired" "you order green tea on a good day black on a bad day" "you always make that face before you try something" "the tips of your ears turn red when you're angry" "i knew you'd say something" "you must be exhausted to miss the class" "your favorite pie is pumpkin, right?" "i know your phone number, don't worry" "you miss me, i can tell" "you fiddle with your pens when you're bored" "you don't like converse unless they're high tops" "your favorite cereal is cinnamon toast crunch and you first ate it when you were 8"

being known is being loved.

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I’m a university student with a genius level IQ why do I have the alphabet song stuck in my head

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day four of my roommate not speaking to me because I called donald trump racist ✌️

[newtonpermetersquare]

Let’s see how this goes

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Not being able to sit in chairs properly isn’t just a gay thing. It’s an LGBTQIA+ thing. Turns out I’m asexual.

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I think I’d do really well as a metamorphic rock

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So I’m clearly

thriving

[kineticpenguin]

Verified accounts impersonating celebrities for a joke even though they’ll inevitably get suspended for it has yet to stop being funny for me

[toshkakoshka]

on a list of favorites,

[selkath]

this is no joke my favorite one jaboukie is a legend 

[givemearmstopraywith]

i don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one boys

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High School SMs Trying to Decide What to Do With Their Lives:

My babies, consider politics. If you don’t think you want to become a professional theatre tech, consider politics.

I’m not saying become a politician (though imagine if our country were run by SMs), but consider other political positions. Campaign management, personal assistants to politicians, all of it.

I found out halfway through my first semester of my freshman year that this is what I was built for. I volunteered for a campaign and the people who had been doing this for their actual jobs were shocked at how well I picked everything up. How was I so good? I’m an effing stage manager, that’s how.

It’s sorting, it’s organizing, it’s spreadsheets. The further up you get, the more it becomes stage management. You’re running events, blocking out appearances, leading people.

This is what we were born to do.