Salid_Queen

•She/They• You can call me Queenie Just a silly goofy girl

[departmentq]

[phantomfray]

Grace arriving on Erid: "So I know i'm an alien and your scientists are probably like super curious about me, I just want to say you can totally do minor, noninvasive experements on me provided you run them by me first. You can totally take like hair and nail and blood samples, i'm willing to run a maze of two, everyone's been super polite in not asking for anything but I promise im not offended. Are you sure you don't want a blood sample? I swear i'm fine with it, want to scan my eyes and brain activity while I look at different colors? Heck pretty much anything short of flat out vivisection is on the table for discussion here. Please experement on me I really want to know what you find out."

The Eridian Governments: wtf WTF wtF???

The Eridian Scientists: *celebrating like they've won the intersteller lottery*

THREE MONTHS LATER

Grace, showing the beginning signs of appendicitis and clutching a bottle of local anesthetic: "Soooo, about what I said before about vivisection being off the table. . ."

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[aphrostiel]

spock doing saavik's hair

[aphrostiel]

finally drew them together, t'pura my loves

[nordreys]

james ortiz provided some of his own personal rocky backstory on the sag aftra podcast, transcribed by me because we all have to be miserable about it together.

link to the podcast, this section below is from timestamp 24.35

“andy weir provided a packet to the creature shop that was like a packet of eridian biology and stuff but there wasn’t much about eridian culture or eridian sociology and i made a bunch of choices going in because i just needed to have like a ‘who am i?’ right? 

[…] and i made a decision that rocky’s species, that eridians are really social animals that in fact are like a beehive or a pod of dolphins - it’s a unique and really integrated ecosystem of everybody doing their [specific] part. and the fact that rocky had to fly that ship for about 45 years - longer than grace has been alive, i wanna point that out - he’s been alone on that ship, having to run that by himself and- ryan and i would talk about that, one day we sat down and he was like “so what’s the movie from rocky’s perspective?” and i was like “oh it’s like ‘alien’, […] like he’s in a ‘contagion’ movie by himself and he has no idea what’s going on.”

he’s basically in castaway by himself which of course ryan is too but like, one reason why we never cut to the past of rocky is like, i think it was really horrifying! i don’t think rocky has slept in however many years and so a thing i was really struggling with is this idea of like “rocky must watch sleep” because how do you make that a need as opposed to like, a cute idea? and i just had to make the decision that […] he has a lot of unprocessed trauma around the things that he doesn’t understand and how much he is blaming himself because he’s the guy who fixes, he’s the guy who fixes and there was something really freeing about deciding that rocky was a deeply emotional, deeply anxious, deeply horrified person - being - that is trying to move through that in some way and how that affects the early scenes with him until there’s a point in the story where you can see we’ve physically softened rocky’s behaviour, because he’s finally feeling more safe and ok but all of that lore, all of that information [was essential].

i also decided, this is just a small nerdy thing, that there was actually some of his family, was on that ship too.”

[robs-your-robins]

I saw a post about somebody wanting Jason and Cass to be narrative foils to each other. Cass adheres to the No Kill Policy, she holds fast to it and Jason has broken it more than a few times and yeah I agree, it would be interesting to see them butt heads but since I'm me, I want to make it funny.

Jason: I get why the rule is important to you. I respect it but come on, there has to be some people that you consider killing.

Cass: No.

Jason: People who say shit like "as a" something or other to butt in on people's arguments?

Cass: No.

Jason: People who snap their fingers at wait staff.

Cass: It's rude but no, not even then.

Jason: Dick when he leaves the toilet seat up.

Cass:

Cass: No.

Jason: Now I know you're lying. Your bitch ass folded like sheet last night. I heard you screaming from the fucking Cave. And you want to tell me that I'm wrong?

Cass, with a shit eating grin: No. Killing is wrong.

Jason: Fuck you.

[nealashitposts]

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

[janedrewfinally]

Accurate tags:

#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[selfcarereminder]

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

Two clone commanders from different battalions meeting up to plan a joint operation but neither can remember the others name

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

From @fox-trot

[code-sumeragi]

#Doom switching to internal comms#and desperately asking his SiC who the fuck this is#‘Fax sir’#‘The Corrie asshole??’#‘That’s Fox sir’#‘I thought Fox was one of Rex’s suckers’#‘That’s mini Fox sir’#‘fucking hell someone get a new baby name book to Kamino’#‘that’s how we got Hughbert Franklin sir’ (via @frostbitebakery)

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[broken-wings-and-bastard-kings]

[boophisburnhamae]

I do love Julian's scenes with Data and think their stories echo one another's in interesting ways, but given the whole "parents decided he was broken so they threw that version of him away for a better one" complexes they both have, I think it would actually be more interesting to see Julian interact with Lore

[walkingstackofbooks]

AU where Julian's been a little more open about his family - like, far from everything, but at least they all know the vibes aren't great. So when they come to the station he's like "Help can anyone be my fake date tonight for dinner? Don't want to do this on my own..."

Jadzia's obviously like "Here for you, but let me check with Worf" - but then to everyone's surprise, Worf replied with. "No. I shall fake date Doctor Bashir. Your parents would not dare belittle the mate of a Klingon."

And that's that.

(alternatively, Worf says "Lying is dishonourable. But Jadzia and I are willing to enter into a relationship with you" - I'm not sure which option I like better)

[strawlessandbraless]

Happy Pride to Dean and his giant rainbow slinky

[chio-chan2artbox]

I got inspired by that one special PnF episode lol

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