come one come all to the MR theatre of delights!

the CRK rp blog of @themarshmallowreturns. please be kind!

[marshmallow-red]

behold, one and all, the grand opening of the Theatre of Delights!

greetings, cookies, humans, everyone else.

i have come to serve you all the silliest of shows, the sweetest of treats and the most downright spontaneous jokes known to the minds of all who can appreciate them~! oh, and i disrupt the lives of those i find amusing.

OOC: this blog is a Cookie Run Kingdom OC blog. it is intended primarily for jokes, shenanigans, and utter fucking randomness. no, i will not be telling anyone if the character i play on this one is a cookie or not. it's more fun that way. oh right, send whatever the balls you want. i will be judging you, however. and I'm turning anon asks off if people get too gory.

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

[splorgoborgobo]

☕️

[mariorat-the-aroace]

🍋

what..

@jerseyshoremassacre @sharkielolxd @dqk-theaceartist @library-of-hell @kermitthebomber-offical @belial-offical

[library-of-hell]

this custom emoji of a bird a drew?

I’m gonna die by bird attack.

open tags

[littleinfro]

🎉

I’m gonna die because of confetti

[loonaticforaza]

😧

What the hell does that mean

What am I dying from

[tricornesrcool]

❔

dang I guess I can never know

@helluvaandhazbinarelife @well-dressed-cow @n3ch0 @loyseeng

[helluvaandhazbinarelife]

🤧

imma get terminally ill😭

open tags!

[randomclod]

👀

???

[some-siren]

🏳️‍⚧️

… So this has quite a few possible Interpretations

@blueberriez17 @rachelleeeeeeeee @random-doctor-on-the-internet @randomwordzard or anyone who wants to join in!

[blueberriez17]

Hi siren, I’m the one who is going to kill you./j

✨

I die by ✨✨ serving too much cunt ✨✨

@touloserrrr @gracedreems @ririwithrice @avatarofsloth

[ririwithrice]

😎

died of the swag flu

[in-your-wallz]

🟫

I have no idea what that means but sure ok

@everydayknifeday @writing-books-is-fun and anyone else who wants to join

[writing-books-is-fun]

💀

yeah that’s what death is 😭😭

@jettmstdiee @shoshialyakward @ricky2763 @mikequeeler007 @anaconda-creates @iamsonormalabtmyinterests @everything-offical @j0inmyem0b4nd+any else who wants to join!

[iamsonormalabtmyinterests]

😰

I mean it makes sense

Death is scary

@mikequeeler007 @whitenailpolishoffical @james-offical @man-offical @totally-cis-offical + anyone else bc I forget who I’m moots with bc I follow too many ppl

[james-offical]

what

@pokemon-offical @keysmash-offical open tags

[alterhuman36]

❤️

I’m going to die of… love?

Or heart failure

[mossymycelium]

🎬

??????????!???

!??????????????

[the-bone-eating-vulture]

🥺

???????????????????????????????????????

Chat what does this mean????

[evan-ashes]

I’m getting jumped by a furry, apparently-

[aribugs]

😔

Being sad?? Idfk

open tags

[i-luv2draw]

💔

@captainjhook

what dose this mean???

Do I die by a broken heart wtf 😭😭😭

[captainjhook]

😈

Uhm… I die from… The devil? Or my sins…? Or a bad choice…? WTF

@at1ias @stumachershop @adrianapookie16 +anyone else

[borisryzhyaskblog]

🫂

Uh

Open tags

[mychemicalpuppy666]

❤️

ok….

@sunny-fr @autopsyreport4yaoi @molemolemole-mole @rosebudthewolf @sparesomeserotonin and anyone else I missed

[autopsyreport4yaoi]

💔

Wait this one kinda works since you can die from a broken heart….

@evadstra @ash-lien @deftism @emofuker and anyone else I’m tired okay

[emofuker]

✌️

If I get poked in the eyes it was @an-insane-alt btw

@fruittriobrainrott @riverthesillytherian @the-king-of-kaumidy

[riverthesillytherian]

☺️

im gonna die from being too nice? Yeah seems about right.

@untamedwolfcryptid @shadowgirl-10 @fawningovertadc @bextheibex @omaokitchat @joe-chungus

[bextheibex]

🍞

Nice info (also it becomes 1000× funnier when you learn my background and what day it is)

[moonflower-wings-of-fire]

🙃

Hmmmmm… maybe i dye from pretending im happy when I rlly not and I get depression and then I commit… hmmmmmmmm

[vickysnowpawz]

💐

Uh Im not supposed to be allergic to anything i mean I’ve never shown allergies sooooo ummmm so do I have like a hidden allergy for some specific flower type….

[vixiestarfrost]

🪻

wait bluebonnet is the state flower of Texas…

Is Texas gonna kill me??.

[l-zah1ra]

😕

I will die of disappointment…

@calypso-the-nymph @just-call-mefr1es @teenfailur3-icide @auxsillyyyyyary @potatoanarchist @waspko @nell0hill @anyone

[potatoanarchist]

😔

i, too, will be so disappointed in somebody that I ultimately pass away

@rlinnl @vickysnowpawz @obsidiansandwich @theonebtweentheshadows @theblackberryhimself @one-million-beers @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @burnttoast7272 + moree

[vickysnowpawz]

I mean I’ve already done this but maybe my death has changed so let’s see

💍

ummm am I gonna die from marriage …. ( oh that sounds horrifying let’s not think of that )

oh and I had a random thought our emojis are like our life they change there’s not a selected path … ( sometimes I act too wise )

tags

@vixiestarfrost @beanzdabean @poppyz-and-lilacz @phoenixrainsfire413 @rainbowfeather314 @cosmoseyekon @chemvanilla @bucket-of-axilotl @lunathetunaaa @yourlocalavian @merthaevelynk @shadey-rper @lilmushroom779 @eb-or-echo-part-2 @depressionanddrama + open tags

[yourlocalavian]

🦜

…

Burb

@serendipitys-dragon @lunathetunaaa @wynnbellamy @ghostie-blu @jellyfishizhere @no1likemickey @demigoddessofthetrees @birddoesstuff @p3skybirdd @sharinosaur @iicor @aussiebeth @mars2moons @moon-storm @lemoneblossom @autopilotangel @autophobiastar @kaeruutv @thelongferret @the-bug-carnival @theboybehindtheflowerspng @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @callofwinter @opal-and-pumpkin @bucket-of-axilotl @con-the-kobold @callofwinter @wiltingtu1ips @kitab00m101 @pinkparrotwrites @smallcloverleaf @silvertheindignantfox @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @aqxuastars @phoenixrainsfire413 @purrrrplecats @museyphobia @haboinga @nerd-alerts @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @rusty-spooooooooon @maimaitheartist @beanzdabean @aries-the-faery @purrrrplecats @boooootomatotomato +open tags

[iicor]

🎂

..

what

do i die on my birthday?

Keep reading

[evenmoremaee]

fuck

🧨

Keep reading

[artsyarmy7]

🙂

Terrifying

@cartoonenby @wynndexandformaldyhyde

@tabbykai @infinitelypurple +open tags

[cartoonenby]

🤔

Doctors speculated too long on what was killing me and didn’t cure me in time 😔😔😔

@justaruk @cr0wxo @averyroundbird @spectrevee @ anyone else who wants to join idk!

[spectrevee]

🙈

i’m getting jumped by a fucking monkey

@facelikeadog @moosterooster @bubblemintz567 @rainciioud @snuglittlebug12 + open tags

[moosterooster]

🥕

My dream is to eat so many carrots that I turn orange, though it looks like this leads to my demise…

@sillycamilly @sillylittletwink @ray-the-silly-billy @basilphobic

starting to realize my mutuals have a serious case of the sillies

[littleacorn777]

🇪🇪

@rakishacat WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME. 😀

@totally-real-miyuki open tags idk

[totally-real-mystic-flour-cookie]

💔

It’s either a heart attack or me going into depression because of something and then committing die

open taggies

[the-cookie-trio-orsquad]

👿

Oh shit is an angry demon gon kill me?

Uhhhh @river-the-person @ancient-of-truth @depths-of-deceit @atiredcashier @rage-katz and uhhh open tags

[depths-of-deceit]

my 12th okay

🍿

…but I love popcorn 😭

@professor-espressocookie @shadow-milk-offical

@marshmallow-red @jestler

Um..open tags

[marshmallow-red]

✨

damn, my fruitiness is gonna kill me. I'm too fucking fabulous.

open tags i guess

[doubtfortwo]

for yandere truthless, from @marshmallow-red :

i got my eye on you, clown lover. i tased his ass and i ain't gonna be caught lackin again (this is a lie. catch this bitch lacking and it'll be the least surprising shit ever conceived since people learning food feeds you)

"what. You tased him?"

"..sleep with one eye open."

[marshmallow-red]

try me i have a stick to tie the taser to now. o am INNOVATING.

[were-ralph]

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

[foxeroni]

Prev hates Italian food with a burning passion

@rzkx @rockbtmbasement @bookwyrm-42 @lunathetunaaa @sunshine-snake +open tags idk

[sunshine-snake]

prev hands out cards to people on holidays that have a mini versions of the periodic table on them

open tags! (who i’m tagging below the cut) :) /nf

Keep reading

[nerd-alerts]

Prev is a male

Tags

@willowxweirdoxthexdayxdreamer @elijahcries2 @tabbykai @thatglitchfan @yourlocalavian @yourl0calqueer @ur-bestie57 @unablebagel @illumiphosauce @itsbeeugaymers @imacanofsprite @phoenixrainsfire413 @p3skybirdd @purrrrplecats @firestar1998 @littlebeanantenthusiast @coppperrrcoinnnn @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @beanzdabean @nevergonnagiveyaup @notkiramoon505 @maedaeeee @saigesays @sage0clock @selenegoldsmith @mimsicalmidnight + open tags

[maedaeeee]

Prev hates me and wants me to die

@artsyarmy7 @arghthisdoesntwork @boooootomatotomato @boxedingremiln @beanzdabean @cantspellanexitey @eveessideblogfornonsense @elijahcries2 @firestar1998 @faenar @illumiphosauce @littlebeanantenthusiast @lunathetunaaa @mimsicalmidnight @nerd-alerts @phoenixrainsfire413 @sademopizza @saigesays @sage0clock @tabbykai @unablebagel @vickysnowpawz @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @xxsolaren @xilospace @yourlocalavian

[artsyarmy7]

Prev knows my favourite spaghetti

@cartoonenby @wynndexandformaldyhyde @infinitelypurple @tabbykai

[infinitelypurple]

prev ate my pen

@cartoonenby @faetoday @morallyambiguousfrog @amfrogg @flowgeeksout @albite1 @seafoam-octopus

[morallyambiguousfrog]

i would NEVER watch something prev recommended me because they have AWFUL BAD taste U-U

@amfrogg @flowgeeksout @nanaloveshachialot @justalilolfrog @massivegaynerd

[nanaloveshachialot]

Prev is so unfunny and uncultured. Ugh. I hate them🙄🙄🙄

Also they hate green

Uh tags ig idk bro💔💔

@preen2085 @chasescookieboo @imobsessed123 +anyine else uhhhh hopen tags!!!!! Yeyyyyttt im sleeoy

[preen2085]

prev despises, absolutely loathes pjsk. hates it. with a passion. hates it

@sandstorm-or-smth @buddy-hollow @nathaniel-needs-to-die @soaradaclown @sskatmar @m41thart @le-worm @levi561

[sandstorm-or-smth]

prev is the SCARIEST AND TOUGHEST PERSON YOU’LL EVER MEET

@zeta-finnish @breadcrumb-offical @iamchaosandanarchy @average-lazy-writer @sunflowerpastels @chaotic-cotton-candy @nocontextsock @informal-cabbage @colourcodedloveerboy

[average-lazy-writer]

Prev is single and straight

Tags:

@tr1xzyy @natborlos @average-lazy-writers-wife

[tr1xzyy]

Previous is uncultured, un-manly, has no aura, and is not one of my best friends that love plantonically sm

Tags!!: @rheas-sweets @x-xdragonfly @sandie-pjsk @tylerhaterx3 @diabolicalworldwriter @half-deadmagicperson

[rheas-sweets]

Prev is writing smutty yaoi fics

TAGS!! @alexx-star @eqv1noxx @kiritine @clover-j-aspen

[clover-j-aspen]

prev hates spaghetti with a passion

Tags: @belltothethirdpower @cinnimin-lols

[belltothethirdpower]

prev knows nothing about tmnt but hates leo

tags: @paukitstuff @midnightmariana @sofiluv31112 @haltderpyy

[paukitreblogs]

prev kicks puppies and stole my Strawberry Cookie doll

@panfandomgoblin @daofficialmicrowavex3 @cinnamon-toast07 + open tags

[cinnamon-toast07]

prev is strawberry cookie’s NUMBER ONE HATER, no one hates strawberry cookie more than her!!!

@imgnaexplode101 @lookoutsidelol @spicylime-r2 @b1ll-c1ph3r1031 @sugary-sweet-lies-offical @r0xx4nn3 @alternas-navigation-system @j3lly-b34nz @lonely-gay-fool @lavendersnblueb3lls @bangchanssecondtoenail + open tags!!!

[lavendersnblueb3lls]

prev fucking DESPISES golden cheese cookie

uuh yeah

@ask-sage-and-the-others @bambi-reblogsx3

Akhbdij

Ok

[the-cookie-trio-orsquad]

Prev had a divorce with Pure vanilla cookie

@wokekolossos @hylidoll @ancient-of-truth @river-the-person @depths-of-deceit

[depths-of-deceit]

prev hates ALL shadow milks

@themarshmallowreturns @dark-fountain-offical

@professor-espressocookie

[marshmallow-red]

prev is getting married to PV and thinks we don’t fuckin know lol

@stories-i-guess @mistyycowoa @rulersof-peace-harvest-affection

[mistyycowoa]

Prev eats only sugar for breakfast, lunch, dinner and midnight snacks because marshmallow

@zermizo @largefound @iamunableto

[marshmallow-red]

they said lies not the truth

[susiephone]

rules: make a poll with 10 of your favorite shows, they can be just 10 shows you loved watching or your top 10 tv shows of all time, then tag 10 people

tagged by: @patrick-stewart (you said "pretend i tagged you" and i said "affirmative")

pick one

the good place

brooklyn nine-nine

succession

she-ra and the princesses of power

gravity falls

yuri on ice

avatar: the last airbender

the mary tyler moore show

galavant

ouran high school host club

Voting ended onMay 25

tagging: @cyborg-furby @maryoliveoil @roseband @daenrys @atypicality @thegenderienvy @spiffydoctordonna @kelofmindelan @shimmerlikegold @kindofmakingmewet and anyone else who feels like it!

[polkadotsunshine]

pick one

pantheon

madoka magica

made in abyss

ping pong the animation

centaurworld

evangelion

carol and the end of the world

shin sekai yori

amphibia

fullmetal alchemist brotherhood

Voting ended onMay 25

@jacktheeldergod2 @deckosbades @wispsshadow @queegins @wyrm-in-a-closet @the44th (idk if you like tag games but hi...)

[jacktheeldergod2]

here

jojo's bizarre adventure

beyblade metal. all 3 of them

hunter x hunter

servamp

devilman crybaby

invincible (who's mc we can see for some reason)

gravity falls

brand new animal

yugioh duel monsters

yugioh gx

Voting ended onMay 25

Yeah I like ask games

@coiled-dragon @1969chevycamaro @everythingismadeofchaos @themarshmallowreturns @dh-ng @decoysender @doyoudreamofwater @moonsfavoritedaughter @maiamoocow @frozen-antifreeze

[marshmallow-red]

where the fuck is Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. how dare you.

[were-ralph]

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

[foxeroni]

Prev hates Italian food with a burning passion

@rzkx @rockbtmbasement @bookwyrm-42 @lunathetunaaa @sunshine-snake +open tags idk

[sunshine-snake]

prev hands out cards to people on holidays that have a mini versions of the periodic table on them

open tags! (who i’m tagging below the cut) :) /nf

Keep reading

[nerd-alerts]

Prev is a male

Tags

@willowxweirdoxthexdayxdreamer @elijahcries2 @tabbykai @thatglitchfan @yourlocalavian @yourl0calqueer @ur-bestie57 @unablebagel @illumiphosauce @itsbeeugaymers @imacanofsprite @phoenixrainsfire413 @p3skybirdd @purrrrplecats @firestar1998 @littlebeanantenthusiast @coppperrrcoinnnn @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @beanzdabean @nevergonnagiveyaup @notkiramoon505 @maedaeeee @saigesays @sage0clock @selenegoldsmith @mimsicalmidnight + open tags

[maedaeeee]

Prev hates me and wants me to die

@artsyarmy7 @arghthisdoesntwork @boooootomatotomato @boxedingremiln @beanzdabean @cantspellanexitey @eveessideblogfornonsense @elijahcries2 @firestar1998 @faenar @illumiphosauce @littlebeanantenthusiast @lunathetunaaa @mimsicalmidnight @nerd-alerts @phoenixrainsfire413 @sademopizza @saigesays @sage0clock @tabbykai @unablebagel @vickysnowpawz @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @xxsolaren @xilospace @yourlocalavian

[artsyarmy7]

Prev knows my favourite spaghetti

@cartoonenby @wynndexandformaldyhyde @infinitelypurple @tabbykai

[infinitelypurple]

prev ate my pen

@cartoonenby @faetoday @morallyambiguousfrog @amfrogg @flowgeeksout @albite1 @seafoam-octopus

[morallyambiguousfrog]

i would NEVER watch something prev recommended me because they have AWFUL BAD taste U-U

@amfrogg @flowgeeksout @nanaloveshachialot @justalilolfrog @massivegaynerd

[nanaloveshachialot]

Prev is so unfunny and uncultured. Ugh. I hate them🙄🙄🙄

Also they hate green

Uh tags ig idk bro💔💔

@preen2085 @chasescookieboo @imobsessed123 +anyine else uhhhh hopen tags!!!!! Yeyyyyttt im sleeoy

[preen2085]

prev despises, absolutely loathes pjsk. hates it. with a passion. hates it

@sandstorm-or-smth @buddy-hollow @nathaniel-needs-to-die @soaradaclown @sskatmar @m41thart @le-worm @levi561

[sandstorm-or-smth]

prev is the SCARIEST AND TOUGHEST PERSON YOU’LL EVER MEET

@zeta-finnish @breadcrumb-offical @iamchaosandanarchy @average-lazy-writer @sunflowerpastels @chaotic-cotton-candy @nocontextsock @informal-cabbage @colourcodedloveerboy

[average-lazy-writer]

Prev is single and straight

Tags:

@tr1xzyy @natborlos @average-lazy-writers-wife

[tr1xzyy]

Previous is uncultured, un-manly, has no aura, and is not one of my best friends that love plantonically sm

Tags!!: @rheas-sweets @x-xdragonfly @sandie-pjsk @tylerhaterx3 @diabolicalworldwriter @half-deadmagicperson

[rheas-sweets]

Prev is writing smutty yaoi fics

TAGS!! @alexx-star @eqv1noxx @kiritine @clover-j-aspen

[clover-j-aspen]

prev hates spaghetti with a passion

Tags: @belltothethirdpower @cinnimin-lols

[belltothethirdpower]

prev knows nothing about tmnt but hates leo

tags: @paukitstuff @midnightmariana @sofiluv31112 @haltderpyy

[paukitreblogs]

prev kicks puppies and stole my Strawberry Cookie doll

@panfandomgoblin @daofficialmicrowavex3 @cinnamon-toast07 + open tags

[cinnamon-toast07]

prev is strawberry cookie’s NUMBER ONE HATER, no one hates strawberry cookie more than her!!!

@imgnaexplode101 @lookoutsidelol @spicylime-r2 @b1ll-c1ph3r1031 @sugary-sweet-lies-offical @r0xx4nn3 @alternas-navigation-system @j3lly-b34nz @lonely-gay-fool @lavendersnblueb3lls @bangchanssecondtoenail + open tags!!!

[lavendersnblueb3lls]

prev fucking DESPISES golden cheese cookie

uuh yeah

@ask-sage-and-the-others @bambi-reblogsx3

Akhbdij

Ok

[the-cookie-trio-orsquad]

Prev had a divorce with Pure vanilla cookie

@wokekolossos @hylidoll @ancient-of-truth @river-the-person @depths-of-deceit

[depths-of-deceit]

prev hates ALL shadow milks

@themarshmallowreturns @dark-fountain-offical

@professor-espressocookie

[marshmallow-red]

prev is getting married to PV and thinks we don't fuckin know lol

@stories-i-guess @mistyycowoa @rulersof-peace-harvest-affection

[mr-deep-downer]

[marshmallow-red]

pro-birth bitches think they can call actual clusters of cells people but then abuse and abandon children lmfao

[storyweavingspider]

Heartwarming! Man pissing on subway stairs genders you correctly, mortified he was doing that in front of a woman

[storyweavingspider]

He was doing it while on the phone and said “so long as there ain’t a woman around it’s fine” then turned around, saw me, and went “oh shit!” And started apologizing

[marshmallow-red]

that's fuckin hilarious

[doubtfortwo]

-from @marshmallow-red

how much can one bowl of blueberries and cream even emotionally impact someone?

"On a drunk cookie? One."

"on me? One blueberry."

[marshmallow-red]

it'd be SUCH a shame if someone got that event into the news :3

[mamoru]

Your Body Position Impacts How Quickly Pills Kick In, New Study Shows

Laying on your left-hand side may make for slower pill absorption.

oh wow! hey if you take pills check this out. new medicine taking meta just dropped.

according to these models, out of the 4 tested postures, the best position to digest pills is laying on your right side. standing upright has a similar time to laying in your back at twice as much as laying on the right side, and laying on the left side is the slowest by far.

laying on right side: pill dissolves in around 10 minutes.

standing: pill dissolves in 23 minutes. laying on the back has a similar time.

laying on left side: pill dissolves in up to 100 minutes.

https://doi.org/10.1063/5.0096877

definitely worth a lot more research.

if you want your medicine to kick in fast, try laying on your right side! if you want your medicine to kick in slower, try laying on your left side.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

This makes sense! I learned from a doc that if you have gas pain or nausea, you turn on your left side to make it easier for your stomach to send stuff through. The goal in turning left is to NOT absorb, but to release.

Turning on your right can make nausea/gas pain worse because it has to fight gravity to exit your stomach/body. So, yeah, lying on your right would make things absorb faster because it's going into the stomach lining, which is the point.

[archouai]

Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey

[still-and-starry-sea]

I was going to reblog this anyway for the useful info but the last addition fucking sent me

[marshmallow-red]

...holy shit this is four years old

[bluewormjelly]

Tried a new brush and shading style today :3 what do we think? Should I keep using it?

[marshmallow-red]

oh my fucking God. he looks like a fluffy pillow. i love him so much

[ozempicofficial]

[bellamyistired]

Let me be clear that the point of posting this is because it was noticeably odd and that's why it became a meme, OOP is right that we only treat it as normal when it's women in adult entertainment.

[marshmallow-red]

...what the fuck is that image. why does this exist.

[bellamyistired]

This is from The Bachelorette. In a later interview he says he was in the Marines doing special ops at the time so he couldn't talk about his occupation on the show. Because they had no info to put there, they either did a joke or were being mean. He said if it's a joke, it's funny but if it's meant to humiliate him he responded "shame on you."

[marshmallow-red]

oh.

[aaronjer]

[marshmallow-red]

this shit was generated by False Intelligence. do not fucking claim you made this yourself. it is SO FUCKING OBVIOUS.

[zoesupreme]

they're saying the roman emperor and his vassals have gone to pay tribute to China after losing their war with Persia

[roskvawinther]

a single terrorist could do the funniest thing

[marshmallow-red]

terrorism implies the result wouldn't objectively improve humanity

[mistyycowoa]

@zermizo has a nice ass. I know because I saw it. Their partner(me) confirmed it. Bakery 👍

[marshmallow-red]

misty wtf how dare you suffocate me with such a funny random post I'm going to perish now/pos

[ozempicofficial]

[bellamyistired]

Let me be clear that the point of posting this is because it was noticeably odd and that's why it became a meme, OOP is right that we only treat it as normal when it's women in adult entertainment.

[marshmallow-red]

...what the fuck is that image. why does this exist.

[landsccape]

[marshmallow-red]

idiots will deny the moon's existence while this shit is right here proving the sky's beauty ain't fake