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happy pride month
this one kinda hurts when i see it every pride month. im glad to see an art piece of mine still circulating, and with nearly 100,000 notes too! it just hurts that im separated from it. everyone in the notes thinks im gone. im still here, but my potential community and connection is lost because im forgotten in place of the art. yeah, my deactivated profile does add to the profoundness of what i was saying, but i am still removed.
Kokopelli
Image © @bowelfly, accessed here
[Inspired by the hypothesis that Kokopelli is an anthropomorphic robber fly. Kokopelli is the Hopi name, and equivalent figures are found in Pueblo and Zuni art. This is one that I’m somewhat nervous about, as Kokopelli is both an individual and a god, as opposed to a group of creatures as in my version. If I have overstepped my bounds, please let me know.]
Kokopelli CR 17 CG Fey This hunched figure resembles a humanoid fly with four arms and two delicate legs. Its sharp proboscis is studded with holes like a flute.
A jolly raconteur and trickster, the kokopelli represents the fertility and life of desert lands. They celebrate the changing of the seasons, the growth of animals and plants, and the love and lust between desert peoples. They understand the role that deserts play and the delicate balance of their ecosystems, and work to help animals, plants and people all live and grow together. Despite this benevolence, they are creatures of hedonic pleasure, and many fey-blooded sorcerers can point to a kokopelli as a member of their bloodline.
A kokopelli views violence as a last resort, preferring diplomacy and guile to disarm conflicts before they start. If pressed, they strike with rapid lashing claws and bites, and their proboscis carries a paralytic venom like the flies they resemble. Kokopelli thrive in a support role, empowering their allies and charges with magical music and summoning beasts to drive off enemies.
Kokopelli Boons and Banes (CL 20th, 9th level, DC 28)
The boons and banes of a kokopelli are not given lightly. A kokopelli’s boon is granted for services protecting the land and the people, although they occasionally bestow their blessing on an ordinary, but well meaning, person. The kokopelli’s bane is used as a punishment for those that the kokopelli considers possibly redeemable—undead, fiends and other existential threats are simply slain. Boon: You become supernaturally in tune with your fertility. You become fertile if you were not previously, but you only bear or sire children if both you and your partner desire to. Your children are supremely hale and hearty, gaining the advanced simple template. This boon is permanent. Bane: You are permanently exhausted. No amount of rest can remove this condition, and it cannot be alleviated by restoration or similar magic without first breaking the curse. This bane is permanent.
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Never had a friend like CAINE
(I'm obsessed with Caine's song atm and can't get the "Friend Like Me" visuals out of my head so haha WE MIX BOTH)
i forgor how to draw Ragatha but that does not stop me from sketching her in the Portrait de Madame X pose [under da cut]
Maybe ill redraw that sketch into more detailed piece but for a warmup it`ll suffice
The gang goes to New York
sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.
I don't even have the energy to screenshot and respond to your tags- what the actual fuck is wrong with you? "the cops are scared and rightfully so" "mental health calls are the scariest for cops" OH so this isn't about the safety of psychotic & manic people this is about piggy feelings?
and no, actually, this is not USA specific and no, actually, people from other countries should not ignore this post. police violence and sanism weren't invented in the US and they are certainly not unique to here. if you (or anyone) thinks that this bullshit doesn't happen elsewhere then you are not listening.
hi! carey means needs help still - he's the voice actor for frylock in aqua teen hunger force! adult swim screwed him badly and pays no residuals and barely paid him during the show's run. he has heart failure and survives on con earnings, plushie sales, and donations while waiting for disability to get back to him. posts used to make the rounds for him, but haven't in a while, so i wanted to make a new post!
if you'd rather buy a plushie - here's the shop he and his wife run!
update: CAREY MEANS AND HIS WIFE ARE HOMELESS AS OF A FEW DAYS AGO
his wife also been in an accident and has been down and out due to illness and injury
ppal + gfm + site shop
i looooooooove how the cop in HtP is characterized
OKAY OKAY NO LISTEN
In World of Darkness there is a... condition called Ghouldom. Ghouls are living humans who have drank the blood of vampires. This is an addictive substance that gives them an incredible high and a modicum of the supernatural powers of the vampires, but it makes them Blood Bonded, a sort of supernatural mind slavery. Fucked up and bad yeah. Ghouls become, like, protectors and enforces of vampire society- because there's so few of them, and they can't go out in daylight, vampires command their mortal ghouls so yknow, seek out and kill monster hunters, enforce the secret Masquerade that hides vampires, so on, generally keep the status quo and prevent humans from rising up against vampires. Very neat social commentary.
Anyway this character, Guy Chapman, is a willing ghoul. He likes the physical power it gives him, he likes the high, and he doesn't really care that he's enslaved to a bloodsucker who will kill him if he steps out of line, or that he's enforcing this horrible system that keeps other humans secretly enslaved as living blood bags.
he's also a cop.
its just. ugh its so good.
ALSO he's emphatically also just a Normal Guy, goes to the pub, loves his kids, watches tv, normal stuff. he is all that and also a willing servant of evil. it's just... god he's so good!!! by being bad.
and his nonchalance combined with the power he wields and his bare faced acceptance of this horrible status quo and his place in it make him TERRIFYING in a way that the vampires and werwolves arent? i love it so much i love this showww
Kill Kitten
“mouse” © Eugene Korolev, accessed at his ArtStation here
[Commissioned by @crazytrain48. Monsters that are adorable small animals that turn out to be super-lethal are not uncommon, I suspect mostly inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. This version appears in the Arduin Grimoire II. There is also at least one mythological/folkloric version I know of: consider this a counterpart to the Inuit wi-lu-gho-yuk]
Kill Kitten CR 2 NE Magical Beast This creature appears to be an adorable kitten, with large eyes and fluffy fur. Its teeth seem a little too prominent, and its claws a little too long.
Kill kittens are aggressive mimics of ordinary cats, using their cute appearance and stealth in combination to take down larger, humanoid, prey. Typically group hunters, a single kill kitten will make itself obvious while its fellows lay in ambush. Any creature that gets too close may find itself mesmerized by the kill kitten’s adorable antics, oblivious to the others sneaking up on them. Although the claws and teeth of a kill kitten are small, they are keener than those of mundane felines, and the claws carry a potent paralytic toxin. Once felled, prey is messily devoured.
Kill kittens are sapient, albeit not intelligent, and their minds are bent towards cruelty. They prefer the flesh of humanoids to all other kinds, and target them preferentially. A kill kitten gorges itself when able, and can go for long periods between kills. It is suspected that they are unnatural creatures, created perhaps by a druid to revenge the natural world against the damage done by cats carelessly introduced to faraway regions as pets.
A 7th level or higher spellcaster of evil alignment may take a kill kitten as a familiar with the Improved Familiar feat.
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Predictions for Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro's management in the coming years:
Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.
Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.
Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.
Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.
"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.
AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".
Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.
Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.
actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys
if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig
I have heard of black people warning their kids that the race of a police officer is cop and you should not expect solidarity from them. The same applies to other types of minorities.
The sexuality of a police officer is cop.
The gender of a police officer is cop.
When you become the enforcer and protector of capital, you are making the deal to be slightly favored by the system over others like you, in exchange for being its servant. Your solidarity is with the system that you serve, even if it hates you.
If you want solidarity with those the system hates, you cannot be the system's servant and defender.
The Big O, Episode 4: Underground Terror
please make sure your transfem friends don’t get excluded. please listen to their needs.
You should do more than just listen, actually. You need to ask her. You need to go up to her and ask her about things you can do to include her. We are taught to take up as little space as possible, you need to go out of your way to account for that.
casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now