I am Potato

I'm 25+, She/Her, BiRomantic Ace, and extremely Canadian. And just a warning. I'm a little bit anime trash, a little bit baking obsessed, and will be the mom friend.  I'm about as social as a potato, but god if I'm not one hell of a cute potato. Find me as periperiwinkle #2353 on discord!

[chslowly]

[typhra]

it's like meeting a celebrity

[messrsage]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[velvetys]

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

[grimeclown]

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

[abraxasrinbalt]

1969.........

[harperhug]

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

[ti0mumu]

[nick-nonya]

Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever

[solnight99]

ohmg

[aroace-ryland-grace]

[thegreatlazule]

post's haunted.

[introvertsnation]

[everythingfox]

Shout out to all the spare humans

[jazzedforthefall]

YEAH FINE WHATEVER SYNONYM MAKES YOU HAPPIEST

[triskeleaficionado]

Timepiece with the fewest moving parts:

Sundial.

Timepiece with the most moving parts:

Hourglass.

[retroactivebakeries]

#sundial has some noteworthy moving parts#like the sun#and the earth

[femgineerasolution]

[awesomehoggirl]

Stumbles out of google docs covered in blood

[reaumantic]

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

[globalmutt]

Hearing the trigger word and just

[reaumantic]

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

[globalmutt]

Hearing the trigger word and just

[targent]

enraptured by the beanie baby documentary

[mayurikurotsutchi]

this isn’t fair i was sitting right next to nat (op) when he posted this do i not get any secondhand clout because i was too busy playing ffxiv to participate in the beanie baby documentary

[targent]

gamers these days will be like “ohhh i must queue up to make my bunny boy fight elfs” or whatever and will not simply Look Up and gaze into the expressive eyes of a beanie right on their tv… #society

[targent]

[beatcroc]

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

Don’t forget we have an INSTAGRAM

[iamathornydeviltoo]

AND I’M PROUD OF IT

[maerenee930]

i love this 😂 this is 100% me lmao

[measshaw]

This is so me lmao 🤣🤣

[sparklezoi]

I hope I’m not like that, LOL!

[takeyourmascoff]

Oh! This is definitely me all the way 🤣🤣

[whatjhumkaaa]

How can I not reblog this?

[pascalcampion]

In the dark I tend to wake up early because I like the dark. I tried making a little story to explain it. I love playing with sequential art. Not simply because I want to depict a sequence of event but mostly because I like trying to generate emotions through them. #pascalcampion

2019

[aescapisms]