From the Ashes

Art, fun posts and rants from a girl still figuring it out.

[thechurchofbobsaget-deactivated]

[venndaai]

then again

the more things change….

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

The people making these memes obviously have never seen some of the weird ass shit in old-timey photos. A quick Google and:

[abonnybunny-deactivated20200814]

Humans are basically a giant jumble of weirdos that try to belittle other weirdos…

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

That’s the most accurate and poignant description of human nature I’ve ever read

[nishthedish-deactivated20181218]

humanity has been shitposting since the very birth of photography, probably even earlier

[berlynn-wohl]

“probably even earlier”

[nishthedish-deactivated20181218]

True shitposts, made by artisans, filled with blood, sweat, tears, and the dankest memes of early man.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Snemons, or snail demons.

[demilypyro]

When a priest creates holy water, and later becomes a sinner, does the holy water turn back to normal

[normal-horoscopes]

SHORT ANSWER: NO

BUT HEINRICH AGRIPPA THE 15TH CENTURY ALCHEMIST AND NECROMANCER OUTLINES A RITUAL THAT CAN CREATE UNHOLY WATER

WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION IF YOU MIX HOLY WATER AND UNHOLY WATER DO YOU JUST GET NORMAL WATER?

[library-seraph]

How does one create unholy water?

[normal-horoscopes]

BASICALLY YOU PERFORM AN INVERTED AND ABRIDGED VERSION OF THE RITES OF PRIESTHOOD AND THE SABBATH TO TEMPORARILY ASSUME THE PROPERTIES OF AN ANTI-PRIEST

IT INVOLVES UNFERMENTED GRAPE JUICE AND LEAVENED BREAD AND MASTURBATING

[normal-horoscopes]

ITS IN De Occulta Philosophia de Libre Tres BUT IM PRETTY SURE YOU HAVE TO DO IT IN A TOMB SO DONT ACTUALLY TRY PLEASE

[roach-works]

please consider this post my explicit and continuing consent for anyone who wants a go at making unholy water to use my tomb for it

[guavajagular]

Gotta Roll em all

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[phoenixspell]

Cant hurt eh?

[todaysbird]

crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.

source: (x)

[darkestelemental616]

So it’s not a funeral…

…….it’s a fucking autopsy and criminal investigation.

You might even call it

a murder investigation.

[manie-sans-delire-x]

[toobadhesfictional]

Find your name with the gif button and add the one that is the most relatable

[goodbyedearfriends-deactivated2]

Originally posted by hechosastrologicos

[foundcarcosa]

[strixus]

… I mean yep

[teratocybernetics]

[youdidnotseeme]

[huxlikespink-deactivated2020061]

[aconsultingmind]

[hazel-inle-deactivated20210130]

[mizuri-yuruseno]

[elenilote]

[ofstarlightandbows]

this is the only gif that shows up with the spelling of my name which is very fitting and describes me on a daily basis.

[phoenixspell]

As someone with crippling anxiety.... relatable

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[venus-star13]

Reblog if you agree pansexuality is real and support pansexual people

[anony-phangirl]

I’d be a hypocrite if I don’t 😂😂

[novarosewood]

I am one, so…

[lessthanthree-bug-deactivated20]

Me, a pan: *reblogs faster than the speed of light*

[strawberrymira]

Me, a decent human being: *reblogs just as fast*

[officialwilfordwarfstache]

IT ME

[taxidermyworm]

MY PEOPLE CALL ME

[tinysidestrashcaptain]

I hear the song of my people

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

Do you hear the people sing

[emotional-mess-in-distress]

:“)

[mangoisgay]

I’m pan soooo-

[crystallos-sol]

This post: Do you hear the cry’s of the pans

Me, a pan: *yotes myself into the support and love that is the pan community*

[thebestoftumbling]

[freezer-full-of-icecream]

This cat is too fluffy for me to comprehend in slow motion

[goodinthestacks]

wow continuants wow

[continuants]

WOAHHHHHHHHHH

[adulthoodisokay]

Me: “Do you guys want to see the fluffiest cat?” Coworkers, immediately and loudly: “YES SEND IT NOW.”

[billiondollarblog]

I love cloud cat

[ploridafanthers]

that cat is wearing a functional neck ruff

hello elizabethan cloud cat keep up the good work

[ixrose]

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

[urulokid]

#when is chris evans not steve rogers though

[stravaganza]

[an-other-people-deactivated2013]

#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for

[booksandwildthings]

I have

no idea

what you’re

talking about

[skeletoncl0set]

i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this

[ilovewintersoldiersandsebastian]

apart form sebastian though he goes from this to this

[lastitalianwitcholdblog]

seb’s the weird cousin

[lovemarvel-trash]

@justaweirdthoughtstuff

[smthsmthurmum]

This is amazing oml

[i-is-surrounded-by-idjits]

Seb’s the fanboy they grew to connect with the audience

[itsanerdlife]

@snowyseba This explains everything!

[marveldcmistress]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots on pinterest. I love it.

[themcuhasruinedme]

I think you missed the other fanboy…

[ellysiacat]

Love this

[sexylibrarian1]

Everybody says Seb isn’t like Bucky… but he IS. He’s Bucky without a mask on. Bucky’s always wearing some sort of mask. Even around Steve. Seb is what Bucky would be like if he’d had the chance to just ~be~.

[that-sokovian-bastard]

UH THIS

[mmmaff-blog]

Um we’re forgetting someone…

[linaofthemyscira]

ITS FINALLY ON MY DASH YESSS

[thatawkwardtinyperson-deactivat]

I snorted at Holland. Someone protect him

[msmcu-deactivated20200711]

this was the best?

[sixpenceee]

Darkcornerbooks from Portugal, Bruno Santos, brilliantly illustrates some of the lesser known monsters. From a 400-year-old spider who eats handsome men to the ghost of a whale that brings famine. These terrifying monsters are sure to haunt your dreams.

[lilpieceofmyworld]

[kil9]

fullmetal alchemist au where ed binds al’s soul to a fursuit 

[onwardtorakichi]

I love this primarily because it would require that Hohenheim collected fursuits in his basement

[iguanamouth]

[bestkindofbender]

DELETE THIS FUCKING NOW!!!!!!

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I AM LAUGHING!

[damnwyverngems]

Believe

Song: Bon Jovi - We Weren’t Born To Follow

x Iam_aimuuu

[pickypicnic]

[reverseharem-deactivated2020021]

is it time for frank cho and milo manara to die or what

[kiefbowl]

That’s basically a naked woman I’m YELLING

[houroftheantichristwolf]

What a pervert. What the FUCK does he not know how clothes work? What the hypothetical fuck is she wearing then if we can see all that?

[auntiewanda]

It’s like how bath towels in comics miraculously wrap completely around breasts. Or how even when injured and dead on the ground women in comics have to be twisted into “sexy” poses. Or how women in comics walk like they’re in high heels even barefoot. 

It’s the only way men know how to draw women, because to them female characters are only there to be sexy. They only think of “women” as exploitative costumes and camera angles, high heels and titillation. Sex objects to ogle, plot objects to further male heroes’ narratives and drama, not heroes to cheer for. 

[brithwyr-deactivated20170122]

I’m sorry, I was labouring under the impression that this was the crowd that thought women should wear what they want..?

[auntiewanda]

And that applies to fictional women who are depicted by men how? You can’t apply agency in the plot to something metatextual when it comes to fictional characters. 

[brithwyr-deactivated20170122]

Come on, let’s not pretend this is a male exclusive thing.

[auntiewanda]

We’re going to have this argument are we? Not to mention you’re deviating from the original point that attributing agency to fictional characters’ clothing is asinine. 

What you have here are images of power, and do you really believe these characters are designed with titillating heterosexual women and bisexual and homosexual men in mind? Because I don’t think you do.

This is why the Hawkeye Initiative exists. Take common female poses in comics, put a man in the role, and see how “empowering” and “strong” it actually looks: 

Also: 

[feminism-is-radical-deactivated]

He got the painting for fighting against ‘censorship.’ Note that they handed him a gross design of a female being objectified, because at the end of the day, that is all they really want, to be allowed to objectify women. They don’t care about censorship in general it is about their ability to sexualise and degrade women without consequence.

[dyketales-deactivated20180601]

You can see her butthole for chrissakes

[pmastamonkmonk]

I think the best imagery I’ve seen to explain the difference between what men think male objectification is vs what women actually want to see is the Hugh Jackman magazine covers.

Hugh Jackman on a men’s magazine. He’s shirtless and buff and angry. He’s imposing and aggressive. This is a male power fantasy, it’s what men want to be and aspire to - intense masculinity.

Hugh Jackman on a women’s magazine.  He looks like a dad. He looks like he’s going to bake me a quiche and sit and watch Game of Thrones with me. He looks like he gives really good hugs.

Men think women want big hulking naked men in loin cloths which is why they always quote He-Man as male objectification - without realizing that He Man is naked and buff in a loin cloth because MEN WANT HIM TO BE. More women would be happy to see him in a pink apron cutting vegetables and singing off-key to 70s rock.

Men want objects. Women want PEOPLE.

[aglassroseneverfades]

This is the first time I have EVER seen this false equivalence articulated so well. Thank you.

[marvel-lucy]

Ever feel like applauding a Tumblr post!

[damnwyverngems]

x VargoRines