Hello, My Fellow Leaguers.

Just a DC blog that promotes other DC blogs and makes funny posts. Feel free to ask me anything!

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Barry: You guys wanna come over to my house for Easter?

Damian: Ah, Easter- the Christian's Halloween.

Barry: What?

Bruce: *facepalming* He's saying that because Easter celebrates a man coming from death back to life.

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Ivy: Join me, Harles. We can rule the world!

Harley Quinn: World domination is great but have you ever heard of depression?

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Young Justice S1 briefing be like

Wally: *jokingly quoting Magic School bus* please let this be a normal mission

Dick: with the League? No way!

Canary: *breaks Connor's arm*

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Tim: *checking his blog to see that it's the second anniversary today*

Tim: Yes! I'm two!

Damian: We know, Tim.

Jason: what the frick is a timeline

Dick: YES I'M THREE

(Happy second anniversary to this blog!) (read the tags haha)

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The Current YJ Team in Outsiders as Things I've Heard While Doing Homework

Bart: No matter how you look at everything it is completely possible that everyone is actually related. So wassup, possible cousin/uncle/grandfather of mine?

Jaime: None of this makes any sense but watch me walk out of this place acting like I know things.

Virgil: I'm like an innocent lost duck stuck in a boat and drama is the darkest sea.

Traci: I really wanted to hang out with some new friends and even though I almost died I got one (1) friend and that's good enough for me.

Cassie: Just got dumped but honestly? I can finally eat as many donuts as I want now.

Garfield: If I could be in a new movie I would want to play as the guy who died in the detective or superhero movie that you never see his face (just his dead body) so I could be like- Oh yeah, I was in that movie!

M'gann: I've been trying to juggle my life around but it's getting harder because one person has single-handedly become my 99 problems.

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Along with the new young justice season they brought in adult jokes since it isn't on kids channels anymore. But while I was watching it I couldn't help but wonder if all these adult jokes were actually made back in season 2 and the creators just can't hold back anymore.

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*The League putting up a Christmas tree in the Watchtower

Dinah: How come Hal doesn't have to help put this tree up?

Hal: *sitting in the back*

Hal: Cause I'm Jewish

Oliver: He's not Jewish, he's an athiest

Hal: I grew up Jewish- come one give me some credit here

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I JUST DISCOVERED YOUR BLOG BITCH I'M IN TEARS😂😂😂😋

Thanks sm!

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I LOVE YOUR POSTS SO MUCH holy fuck!!!

Omg I didn’t know this was in my inbox! Thank you so much!

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Someone: I thought Green Lantern was just one guy

Me, an intellectual: No, he's actually

Multiple Guys (gardener)

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Jon: *turns on his phone to reveal a really cute close up of a cat*

Damian: *looks at Jon's screen* That... that's really cute

Jon: Really? I actually put that up to jumpscare my dad.

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Tim: Damian, if you do that one more time I'm going to-

Damian: You're going to do what? What are you going to do, Drake?

Tim: I forced myself into this family and I can force YOU out of it!

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Justice League members as things I've heard at school

Batman: Somehow I joined a club that I didn't want to join, but now I kinda like it.

Superman: You guys are all lucky I hold back all the time.

Wonder Woman: Treating a woman with respect is not about feminism it's about being decent for once in your life.

Flash: I was so late this morning that I forgot to bring my book bag to school because I had to hurry to class.

Green Lantern: Things that glow are only cool if they're illegal.

Green Arrow: I have such good aim that if I could stab someone in this room, it'd be myself.

Cyborg: I remember my football days *under breath* the war era.

Aquaman: *tapping gently on glass of fish tank* If this fish is dead then I'm killing everyone in the world.

Martian Manhunter: Sometimes I have dreams that I am on a different planet and when I think of what I left behind on Earth I think, "Good riddance."

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Batfam as Things I've heard at school

Bruce: *gesturing to kids screaming in the background* You know sometimes I wonder why I even try

Dick: I just wanted a hug but instead I got *dramatic pause to place hand on his chest* a heartburn

Jason: *pulls encyclopedia out of jacket and lifts it above head* NOT ALL COOL KIDS ARE STUPID- LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS

Tim: Sometimes I look into the mirror and remember I'm not okay.

Damian: *whispering under breath* But if I kill him, then the problem will be gone too.

Steph: The best solution to everything is to either scream in agony or in excitement.

Cass: Mess with me and I will screw you over in three different types of sign language

Bonus:

Alfred: The best way to shut a kid up is ultimate attitude and sass.

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Clark: If I had a movie to describe my life, I’d call it ‘Man of Steel’

Lois: More like ‘Help! I’m a Grown Man in Tights!’

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Hal: *looking at Diana* Do you think she's more of a power bottom or a surprisingly submissive bottom?

Barry: *not paying attention* I think she's more of a feminist

Hal: I agree with you but that's not what I was talking about

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Conner: It sure is sprinkling harder now

Tim: hm

Conner: You know what happens after this, right? It won't be sprinkling anymore

Tim: yeah, it'll be rai-

Conner: IT'LL BE HARD SPRINKLING

Tim: That's still sprinkling, Con.