I need to find myself more authors who are perfectly comfortable with how weird their minds work and use it as a superpower to make their audiences miserable in a very entertaining way.
I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But this… This is something else.
The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?
it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)
“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)
it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics
I’m not reblogging this because I want to. I’m reblogging this because sometimes you’re a witness to history whether you want to be or not, and you have to embrace that.
Ok but I need someone who can actually make a meme to add on but do the Thor ragnorak meme where tumble is Hela and she’s like you can’t defeat me and Thor is that first original plane white meme and he says I know but he can and the fire guy is the most recent one. Thanks
The following is a formal collection of my fan-made works for Cult of the Lamb. While there is a story present, it won't be told in the traditional manner of a full comic.
This is a non-linear work, and while this Masterpost serves as a Table of Contents listing the works first in type, then in order of upload, additions may not follow this convention.
With this in mind, put on your best prayer robes, empty your mind, and OBEY THE LAMB.
:)
COMICS
Head Trauma
Dichotomy
The Reflection: Pt 1 | Pt 2 |
How to Speak to Your Vessel
Crowns
Take Him [In a Fight]
Serpent
Succession of Gods
Name of the Lamb
Velcro Kitty
Attachment
Hurt
Lamb & Goat R&R
Wool
Limbo Lads
THE FIRST SACRIFICE: Pt 1 | Pt 2 | Pt 3 |
Meet Malachi (the Goat)
Bias
ILLUSTRATIONS & DOODLES
Screenshot Redraw
Lamb and Goat Doodles
BOOM! Headshot (and Full Color Version)
God Killer
Lambchops
Mawwiage
G I V E Y O U R L I F E (and Timelapse)
Nicknames
Pride 2025
Woolhaven (and Timelapse)
COTL-TOBER 2025: Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4 | Day 5 | Day 6 | Day 7 | Day 8 | Day 9 | Day 10 | Day 11 | Day 12 | Day 13 | Day 14 | Day 15 | Day 16 | Day 17 | Day 18 | Day 19 | Day 20 | Day 21 | Day 22 | Day 23 | Day 24 | Day 25 | Day 26 | Day 27 | Day 28 | Day 29 | Day 30 | Day 31 |
ANIMATIONS
Trapped Screams
Be Safe ^3^
I Want to be Kind [But I Can't]
MEMES, ETC
Not canon, or otherwise not a part of the Death Awaits AU
Look, I know we don't want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn't just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they're a billionaire.
Don't hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!
The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family
honestly, you'd break his heart if you said you WEREN'T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they'd be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other's eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.
The euros fail to consider the form: it’s not Johnny’s hubris that is the subject of the song. It’s the devil’s, who thinks his power is worth more than simple love for a craft
That's the lesson. Don't go looking for trouble and assuming you're better than someone just because they look simple to you, and you think you have enough power to get what you want regardless of skill.
The narrative would look quite different if Johnny went down to Hell looking to challenge the Devil instead.
