Needs a nap, refuses to sleep

Heya, I'm Bebe! 30s she/her, trans lesbian. Uhhh... Lorem Ipsum.

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[thegaymertrainer]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Incredible

[rachaels]

[justgot1]

I don’t know what is feeding this year’s bloodthirst to murder political leaders, it’s a mystery.

[dogweapon]

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

[bamsara]

"i unfollow if our media interests no longer align" I still follow moots haven't spoken to in years and have learned the entire story of deltarune, mouthwashing, that one ninjago lego show, continuations of media I havent been into since 2018 and many others. I don't need a summary of something I just need Mutual to be insane about it on my dash

[bamsara]

these are my mutuals I call them 'advertisement' and 'propaganda' and 'newspaper' and their job is to flood my dash with posts that have no root in my current interests. for enrichment

[m0nst3rg1rl]

[blueskyfyre]

Good news! Elementary schoolers of the modern day still believe this is part of vanilla minecraft. I have borne firsthand witness to these discussions.

[lunaticobscurity]

the folkloric gate to heaven requires journeying to hell to get its building material

[rainbowangel110]

yo what's the handle of the fancy calligraphy guy can we get them over here that's a line

[existencebringsonlypain]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh good i needed a warmup piece

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

#listen i dont mean to be that guy but#you can make glowstone by using glowstone dust#and witches drop glowstone dust#no hell needed

buddy not to be a ridiculous nerd about it but you realize that seeking out dark magic users to kill them and pry potion ingredients out of their dead, cold hands isn't exactly non-hellish behavior? maybe the journey to hell is internal idk your playstyle

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[minubell]

AU where Sauron literally pours all of his cruelty and malice and will to dominate all life into the One Ring...

And then just fucking stares at at it for five seconds before dropping it on the ground and leaving because without all that stuff he's Nice now.

[writerxwren]

Why does this sound like crackfic C.S. Lewis would write just to get back at Tolkien for disapproving of him putting a lamppost in Narnia

[crunchymayo]

[shiroscosmicass]

You ever see something that you just know is gonna live in your head rent free forever

[shopwitchvamp]

Happy Go Insanely Berserk Friday

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle

[deep-space-netwerk]

[Link]

Under the "has cleared its orbital neighborhood" and "fuses hydrogen into helium" definitions, thanks to human activities Earth technically no longer qualifies as a planet but DOES count as a star.

[achesspiece]

joined a voice chat and was asked if i could change a movie so everyone was a muppet except one human which would it be so naturally i answered the netflix flat earth documentary and the only human is the flat earther

[dragoncuspid]

I’m so happy I got this shot earlier holy shit

[dracula61]

[domina-honoribila]

Quick question, do you all still understand each other?

[kira-serialfaggot]

Why?

[the-lumpfish-queen]

¿Qué?

[acidyellowlava]

Cosa?

[loanfo]

Čo?

[breathing-sarcasm]

Miért?

[waknatious]

מה?

[absedarian]

Wieso?

[solowinged]

为什么？

[anaalnathrakhs]

Hein ?

[cryoverkiltmilk]

01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00111111

[hopecomesbacktolife]

왜?

[holbytlanna]

Porquoi?

[irishironclad]

Cén fáth?

[tlaquetzqui]

何で？

[siryouarebeingmocked]

What are they tied to? Is there a conventional core?

[guooey]

Uni's magical Mario Galaxy adventure..

[were--ralph]

this genuinely made me so happy

[kezrekade]

Only on the darkest arctic nights can you encounter this Primordial Pokémon. It manifests as aurora and ice, gently towering over the pole's frigid denizens... ✨❄️🧊 (There are 12 kinds of Pokémon in this #art! Can you find 'em all? Some are well hidden... Have fun, open your mind, & don't give away answers! 💕) Image on Bluesky~