i cannot feel my age

Rose, Australian, 32

[alphalesbian]

awow. awow. awow. Awow. awowAwowawowAwow awow awow awow. bup bup bupbup bup bup bup bup bup. if you even care

[alphalesbian]

btw. if you even care btw. btw

[pipebombgf]

[mysteriouslyhopefulstranger]

@aroyalbirb

[aroyalbirb]

Love them sm

[doubleca5t]

You know what, fuck you *banishes you to the late 90s music video dimension*

[visenyaism]

hey did anyone hear a single discordant note in the leitmotif just now

[ironychan]

[rainbow-femme]

To update this, the astronaut didn’t actually do it, she and her wife were getting a divorce and the wife plead guilty to lying to the feds about it

And framing your ex for a crime mid-divorce while they are actively in space is some Agatha Christie level shit

[knights-unwelcommentary]

lesbians winning against 100% of all space false crime allegations

[alienfuckerdeluxe]

Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.

NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir. 

I couldn’t let this be hidden in the replies

[eyesofthesunflower]

[ID: reply by lusciouslusus that reads,

“We zoom out slightly to reveal the aliens are ALSO beating their own alien-fuckers away with a space-broom.”

End ID]

[gaynaturalistghost]

As an asexual, I vibe with NASA on this one. It’s… a metaphor.

[tench]

I don’t. Let them out

[hollowboobtheory]

I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

[maraudingcaptain]

OP you just can't leave out this golden comment

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[bloodyethanol]

[defiantlybouncingonit]

I pledge my life to Ms Glasses and her correct opinions

[nightmaretour]

Controversial opinion apparently but a fucking ad should not have control over my phone's volume or the ability to pause anything else that is playing

[contagiousgrace]

I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

I feel like we got the briefest glimpse of what it must be like for the people in the Doctor Who universe.

"Does anyone else remember the giant salt and pepper shakers that could fly being on the news awhile back? Was that some sort of movie promo?"

[teathattast]

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[soulsistrin]

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

[liifeintechniicolour]

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[houndsofbalthazar]

In fantasy fiction, if you've got some sort of curative substance you just know that it's going to be a potion. It's strange because in real life comparatively few medicines are potion-based, most of them are pills. There's calpol and cough syrup but that's basically it.

[jerkeline]

Soup

[toasthaste]

Alcoholic tincture of laudanum

[houndsofbalthazar]

Okay, there's calpol, cough syrup, soup, and alcoholic tincture of laudanum, but that's basically it.

[toasthaste]

That's basically it.

[jerkeline]

That's basically it

[innerchildabortionclinic]

you're watching my dead wife montage but I don't do anything aesthetic like run on the beach so it's just clips of me zoning out at work and playing the sims in my apartment

[penandinkprincess]

i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions

[ablatheringblatherskite]

I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE LOL