#incorrect batsibling quotes

[incorrect-waynemanor]

duke: i have to tell you something

dick: what

duke: i killed somebody once...

dick: me too

duke, laughing: APRIL 1

dick: july 18

[cardinalcheerio]

Tim *stressing*: ima kill myself.

Bruce *alarmed dad noises*: No... there is so much to live for!

Tim *nonchalant*: like what, B? Taxes?

[dead-sane-stuff]

Just Batfam tingz pt 2 ft: batsis. Or bro 🤷

Jason: I dont wanna talk about it

Dick: You sure? I'm a pretty good listener

Jason: Then why didn't you hear me say I don't wanna talk about it

Source: Young Sheldon

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*On a mission*

Tim : if this works then this will be the best day of my entire life

Y/n : damn, your life must really suck.

Source : regular show

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Bruce: Wait you all read (Y/n)'s diary?

Tim : Yeah

Jason: Uh huh

Damian: *Tsk*, what I can stomach

Dick: Oh I just skim through it, to make sure they're not on drugs.

Bruce: W-What does it say?

Dick: It's says "I am not on drugs"

Source: Bob's burgers

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Bruce : (Y/n) sometimes life is hard

Y/n : Bruce sometimes you're a piece of shit.

Source: trailer park boys

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*Red Hood on the News *

Red hood: Yep, it was tough, but I can't take all the credit. I had a little help from two others.

*Nightwing and (Y/n) in the background*: 😀

Red hood: from my left gun and my right gun

*Nightwing and (Y/n) in the background*: 😑

Source: bob's burgers

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[incorrect-waynemanor]

dick: actually, i'm in charge. in case any of you have forgotten

cass: no, we didn't forget

jason: we just don't care

[incorrect-waynemanor]

duke: i'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and this gun i found in an alley

[cardinalcheerio]

Jason: Hey Bruce, have you ever heard of the sacred art of shutting the fuck up?

[cardinalcheerio]

Tim: Meeting you was like getting something sticky on your hands and reaching for a wet wipe and realizing they're all dry.

[cardinalcheerio]

Dick: so bruce-

Jason: one second, I gotta call the cops!

Dick: wait what-

Jason: all my fucks went missing!