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jason: i wish he’d just finished the job and killed me

dick: jason don’t say that man

jason: and you dick

jason: yeah i wish he killed us both

dick: i wasn’t even there

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bruce: i expected better from you

jason: well that's your fault lmao i got nothing to do with that

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cass: what do you mean just standing there ominously doesn't count as socializing

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bernard: you look peculiar

tim: oh? that's not the type of compliment i was expecting

bernard: not in a bad way, you just look unique

bernard: like outlandish

tim: what

bernard: like you know something that i don't

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bruce: we're short staffed for tonight

dick: damn that's crazy. good luck tho

bruce: we could really use some help

dick: yeah i bet. good luck b!

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bruce: damn it, jason!

tim: jason’s not home

bruce: force of habit. damn it, tim!

tim: nice try, but it wasn’t me either

bruce: what? then who left the warehouse door unlocked?

cass, halting outside the kitchen:

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tim: hi sorry for ghosting you i'm being tormented by psychic horrors beyond your wildest comprehensions

tim: and also my siblings

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damian: unlike some people, i'm a very mature person. i apologize when i'm wrong

steph: but i've never heard you apologize???

damian: are you saying there's times where i've been wrong?

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duke: y'all may not know this about me

duke: but if i put my mind to it, i can be real annoying

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duke: i have to tell you something

dick: what

duke: i killed somebody once...

dick: me too

duke, laughing: APRIL 1

dick: july 18

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cass: i mean besides the fact that i got stabbed, i had a pretty good night

jason: YOU WERE STABBED?!

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jason: dude, she was flirting with you!

duke: she was what

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jason: i fear only one person has ever truly understood me and i fucking hate the guy

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damian: i'm so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend

tim:

damian: i'm serious

tim: ...thanks

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duke: PLEASE be nice to me, i'm in my twenties

duke: do you know what that does to a person?!

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dick: i have felt permanently guilty for no reason since i was like 8

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jason: they're probably committing crimes right now

bruce: who?

jason, wincing: what are you a cop?