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*batkids going out in gotham for the night*

Bruce: And what do you do if you get stopped by the cops?

All of the kids: let Tim or Jason deal with it as the two white passing ones.

Bruce: Good, now go have fun.

duke: i have to tell you something

dick: what

duke: i killed somebody once...

dick: me too

duke, laughing: APRIL 1

dick: july 18

Duke: Hey Bruce, me and Damian are going to go to the art show Tuesday night. Now, I know you think we shouldn’t go out on a school night, but we took a vote, and it’s 5-1 our side.

Bruce: For the last time: Titus, Alfred the Cat, and Batcow do not get votes.

Duke: WOOOOOOOW a white man deciding who can and cannot vote. Big surprise. You know, Bruce, I truly thought you’d-

Bruce, sighing: ALRIGHT. You can go. Just please be back before nine?

Duke: You got it!

*walking away*

Duke: And thats how it’s done

Damian, look of awe: I like you, Thomas

More quotes from my day as incorrect batfam quotes:

Duke: I feel the need to commit a heinous crime.

Tim: What constitutes a heinous crime?

Duke: I don't know, something the Riddler would probably find funny.

Tim: You spend a lot of time with the Riddler?

Duke: No?

Tim: You sure about that?

Duke: Is this an interrogation?

Tim: Not legally.

Stephanie: Dumbest scar stories, go! Jason: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Dick: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Duke: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Cass: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Tim: Tim: I have emotional scars.