#incorrect cassandra cain

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

*batkids going out in gotham for the night*

Bruce: And what do you do if you get stopped by the cops?

All of the kids: let Tim or Jason deal with it as the two white passing ones.

Bruce: Good, now go have fun.

[incorrect-waynemanor]

bruce: damn it, jason!

tim: jason’s not home

bruce: force of habit. damn it, tim!

tim: nice try, but it wasn’t me either

bruce: what? then who left the warehouse door unlocked?

cass, halting outside the kitchen:

[jasonsthunderthighs]

“Are you a boy or a girl?”

Dick: I'm your mother's whore.

Jason: I'm your fuckin problem.

Tim: You really want me to answer that?

Cassandra: *Blank stare* No.

[incorrect-dc-qoutes]

Stephanie: Dumbest scar stories, go! Jason: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Dick: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Duke: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Cass: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Tim: Tim: I have emotional scars.

[batshitferalquotes]

Babs: If a guy ever calls you 'princess' in a condescending manner.

Steph: Assert your newly appointed royal status...

Cass: And have him beheaded.

[dawnlovesquotes]

Bruce: Did you know about this? Girls being dropped from 20 feet, it's unbelievable.

Cass: I know right? 20 feet, walk it off.

Bruce: Cass, you do know that normal people don't just "walk off" a 20 foot fall, right?

Cass: So all the times I pushed criminals off a building, and they were all like AAAHHHHH, they weren't just being funny?

Jason: Well, I thought that was funny.

[incorrect-waynemanor]

dick: actually, i'm in charge. in case any of you have forgotten

cass: no, we didn't forget

jason: we just don't care

[incorrect-waynemanor]

cass: what do you mean just standing there ominously doesn't count as socializing