#incorrect dc quote

[chemistasshat]

Husband!reader on the couch, preparing for a movie night with Dick: Can you please get me some soda to go with the popcorn

Dick, in the kitchen, absolutely lost in the sauce even after years of marriage: You could tell me to invent a new dimension and I would do it

[kettlefire]

Part 2 of this post

Tags!!!! @thegatorsgoose @dolfay

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Life in a Thermos wasn't something he would wish upon his worse enemies. He felt like he had every right to hold anger and resentment to those who trapped him here.

But he couldn't.

Dan wasn't an idiot, he knows where he'd gone wrong. What lead him here. He knows in the end the only person he can blame for it, is himself.

He spent his time using his energy to watch the area around him. Meditating in the empty darkness. Opening his mind in ways he couldn't before.

He accepted his fate. Counted the clocks around him. Shifting to the people around him when suddenly he felt he was elsewhere.

Someone can only yell obsceneties into the void before it gets tiring.

Then he was moved again, but he lacked care. Dan had no control over his life anymore, he'll continue to be tossed around like scrap until some fool releases him.

He hadn't expected to force his energy pass the barriers of the thermos. Begging the human on the other side to release him.

Dan was begging someone, not just someone one a human, to release him. A dark task nonetheless.

He hadn't expected the man to actually press the button.

Following that was a blur of motions, Dan let his instincts take over. The ghostly creature that seemed to follow him was almost as fast, but not quite. Dan had been able to feeling it in his time. tickling at the edges.

But it seemed like everyone given the responsibility of watching him was a ghost. They hadn't had any human DNA to make them just the slightest bit weak.

Now here was this man, this man that had the misfortune of finding him. Even if Dan didn't quite know how he ended up here it was clear that he was human.

Full-fledge human.

Maybe it was the ectoplasm that seemed to latch to the man that made him more at ease, but Dan didn't hesitate to stick around after the battle.

Offering a hand towards the poor man with apologies latched to his tongue. The man in question, seemed to take everything in stride with a suspicious glint.

He's eyes stayed narrowed, shoulders tense. Not that Dan could really blame him. He's done more than enough in his life to never be given the benefit of the doubt.

"I'm sorry."

Standing before him, Dan spilled into his speech. If anyone asked, it was poised and succinct. He had years to figure out what to say after he was released.

Thing was, he hadn't expected this.

An extremely attractive man, barely shorter than him, with black and white hair that achingly similar to himself. Blue eyes narrowed in suspicious but not fear.

This man didn't fear him. Not like everyone else following his will into existence.

It wasn't fear, sure maybe anger, but Dan couldn't blame him.

Problem was, Dan's been stuck in that fucking thermos for years now. Honestly, he wasn't completely sure how long. Seeing anyone, any-being, was strange enough.

But having touched them? Having fought? His emotions were high, and he couldn't stop his grin.

"Free at last"

He hadn't meant those to be his next words, not with the way the man's eyes seem to narrow further. But it was, and Dan couldn't stop the giddy feeling bubbling under his skin.

[fictionalnopantsparty]

Is it bad that in the Clex fic that I'm writing the catalyst for Lex thinking that Superman might not be so bad after all is when Clark casually mentions having eaten lava and describes to him the texture and taste of it??

Lex: Why the fuck did you eat lava?

Clark: *shrugs* Because I was curious about the mouthfeel.

Lex, a scientist at heart: Did you write it down afterwards?

Clark: What am I? A WayneTech employee?

Lex, slowly falling in love: ?!?!

[barclaysangel]

Selina: I can't believe all these people dressed in black. All-black was my thing, and now everyone's doing it to be "cool." They're all posers.

Bruce: Selina, I cannot stress this enough. We are at a funeral.

[hellokittynightwing]

Dick: How do you describe a relationship that’s really complicated?

Jason: ... a love / hate relationship?

Damian: That’s what I thought too.

Damian, turning around: Tell Todd what you said.

Tim: ...

Tim: Hate you / hate me...

[jasonsthunderthighs]

One day, this Bruce Wayne cat is gonna learn to keep my name out of his mouth. I'm gonna find his ass, and put my foot right there, if he says I'm dead one more time.

-Jason Todd

[tinytony-snack]

Parallelism

Enemy: I have your best friend

Superman: he’s here with me?

Enemy: then who’s the brunette who keeps glaring at me without talking

Superman: oh my god he has my husband

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Enemy: I have your best friend

Steve: he’s here with me?

Enemy: then who’s the brunette who keeps glaring at me and won’t stop talking even to breathe

Steve: oh my god he has my husband

[barclaysangel]

Selina: I'm sick of this. Ice cream reminds me of my childhood.

Bruce: You didn't have a happy childhood either?

Selina: My favorite toy was a hammer. You finish the puzzle.