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Bruce, lecturing the batkids: I hope you’re all happy!

Jason: I’m not happy.

Tim: Me neither. I’ve never been happy.

Dick: I mean, I’m happy sometimes, but not now.

Damian: In college, maybe.

cody…he’s just gonna have to call you back

Talia: I want to know what you did to this guy that he's after you.

Damian: I didn't do anything!

Talia: Well you must have done something.

Damian: No, he just doesn't like me.

Talia: Doesn't like you? How could anyone not like you?

Damian: I know, it seems impossible.

Talia: Doesn't like you, how could that be?

Damian: Ma, I know this may be hard for you to understand, but I'm sure there are many people who do not like me.

Talia: *gasps* Damian, don't say that!

Damian: It's true.

Talia: No, it isn't. It's not true. You're a wonderful, wonderful boy!

Talia: Everybody likes you. It's impossible not to like you, impossible. Beloved?

Bruce: Maybe some people don't like him, I could see that.

Talia: ...

Talia: Jason?

Jason: Yeah, I like him.

Remus: [to the Marauders] The thing is...I've been living a lie. Sirius: Just one? I'm living like twenty.

False: What's up?

Pixlriffs: Katherine is dating a convict.

False: What's she in for?

Pixlriffs: Homicide and magic-relared crimes.

False: Sounds like a nice girl.

Steve, lecturing the Avengers: I hope you’re all happy!

Tony: I’m not happy.

Bruce: Me neither. I’ve never been happy.

Clint: I mean, I’m happy sometimes, but not now.

Peter: In college, maybe.

Blackwall: The thing is, I've been living a lie. Bull: Just one? I'm living, like, twenty.

Mike: The thing is… I've been living a lie

Richie: Just one? I'm living like twenty

#source: seinfeld