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[incorrecttwsted]

[chaoticaesthetician]

abnormally large trees please lend me some of your centuries worth of wisdom

[alien-slushie]

Joker: I brought you here because I crave the most dangerous game!

Danny, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Joker: I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I want to know what Knife Monopoly is.

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Peeta: I love you, Katniss.

Katniss: I love you, Peeta.

[silence]

Peeta: We both love you as well, Haymitch.

Haymitch: Thanks. I was feeling left out.

[lesbianandstressing]

Rumi: Have you ever been arrested?

Mira: Yeah, why?

Rumi: I was going to say it’s illegal to be that cute, but now I’m curious.

Mira: Aggravated assault.

[holy-incorrectquotes-batman]

Bruce, walking into the Batcave: Why does it look like a tornado came through here? Jason: You know that trick people play on dogs? That one when you pretend to throw a ball but actually keep it in your hand and watch as the dog chases after nothing? Bruce: Yeah? Jason: Steph did that to Dick.

[incorrectmarvels]

Yelena: Ava’s smiling, did something good happen?

Ava: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Bob: Walker tripped and fell in the parking lot this morning

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: I like you.

James: I know, thats kind of why we're in a relationship

Regulus: I know

Regulus: sometimes I just have to remind myself out loud because you are so infuriating

James: