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@thatonesqueakychair
āThose poor boysā
āShe deserves to be punished too.ā
āIām not saying I support rape, but-ā
āSorry to say - she deserved it.ā
āShe put herself in harmās wayā
āBut if she was fingered, then thatās not rape.ā
āShe ruined their lives.ā
āWell she didnāt exactly say ānoā..ā
āYea, but did you see what she was wearing?ā
āBoys will be boys!ā
āShe should know better than to drink at a partyā¦ā
Cannot not reblog.
āShe should have tried to enjoyāā
āSheās just saying something now for atten-ā
boy am i glad this has so many notes
āBut heās a dude. Thatās not ra-ā
Ā āHe shouldāve enjoyed it.ā
āShe mustāve lead him on.ā
āBut she orgasmed. That means she liked it -Ā ā
āSheās slept with so many people! Sheās a slut-ā
āGet over it, at least youāre still a virginā
āWomen canāt rape becauseā¦ā
āBe grateful it wasnāt a man!ā
āIām sorry she hurt you but donāt call what happened to you rape, itās an insult to the REAL victimsā¦ā
āYou werenāt raped, youāre just lesbophobic.ā
āShe shouldnāt have posted provocative photos!ā
āShe shouldnāt have been dressed like that ⦠she was asking for it!ā
āItās the womanās responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.ā
reblogging because itās gotten even better since last time
I love this post!
āWell he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.ā
āSheās his wife, itās her job to please him.ā
āOral isnāt rape.ā
āWell he wasnāt armed, she could have walked away.ā
āGuys canāt be raped, they love sex!ā
āShe didnāt fight back; it wasnāt rape.ā
A good post
the day I do not reblog this is the day Iām buried six feet under
irrelevant to my blog but so important
i need more wlw mutuals my feed is dryy
Who is voltron didnāt the avengers kill him in 2014
No, youāre thinking of Ultron. Voltron is the boy genius protagonist in a defunct Nickelodeon cartoon.
Youāre thinking of Jimmy Neutron. Voltron is a spherical, electric-type Pokemon from gen 1 that resembles a poke ball.
No, youāre thinking of Voltorb. Voltron is that movie with the guys that rode motorcycles on lines of lights? It looked really like simplistic future tech.
No, youāre thinking of Tron. Voltron is the main antagonist in the Harry Potter fictional novel series created by J.K. Rowling.
No, youāre thinking of Voldemort.Ā Voltron is the royalty class of vampires from Stephenie Meyerās infamous teenage fantasy romance series, the Twilight Saga.
No, youāre thinking of the Volturi. Voltron is the company that infamously built all of the bomb shelters in the critically acclaimed Fallout franchise.
No, youāre thinking of Vault-Tech. Voltron is actually a video game reviewer with a robot bird, and is slightly responsible for the flex tape meme
No, youāre thinking of JonTron. Voltron is the main character of the High School Musical franchise who is a basketball player.
No, youāre thinking of Troy Bolton. Voltron is the guy who sang in Disneyās Lion King.
No, youāre thinking of Elton John. Voltron is a state in the northeast United States
No, youāre thinking of Vermont. Voltron is the unit of electrical potential.
No, youāre thinking of Voltage. Voltron was a french Enlightenment writer and philosopher during the 18th Century.Ā
No, youāre thinking of Voltaire. Voltron is an evil symbiote that fights Spider man.
No youāre thinking of Venom. Voltron is that fire type fox pokemon
No, youāre thinking of Vulpix.Ā Voltron is a Danish heavy metal band.
No, youāre thinking of Volbeat. Voltron is a distilled beverage composed primarily of water and ethanol, but sometimes with traces of impurities and flavourings
No, youāre thinking of Volvic. Voltron is the leader of the Decepticons, the antagonistic alien race in Transformers.
No, youāre thinking of Megatron. Voltron is a German automaker company founded in 1937.
No, youāre thinking of Volkswagen. Voltron is the Swedish automaker company founded in 1926.
No youāre thinking of Volvo, Voltron is that one dinosaur thatās super fast and has very big and sharp claws.
No, youāre thinking of Velociraptor. Voltron is a treatment with a weakened or dead form of a disease to produce immunity against that disease.
No, youāre thinking of Vaccine. Voltron is a household item used to suck up dust and dirt to keep the carpets of homes and buildings clean.
No, youāre thinking of Vacuum. Voltron is the guy who was in Mary Poppins and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
No, youāre thinking of Van Dyke. Voltron is a measurement of the space taken up by matter, calculated as length x width x height.
No youāre thinking of Volume. Voltron is a large black bird that eats dead animals at the side of road
No, youāre thinking of Vulture. Voltron is a subatomic particle with a negative electric charge.
No, youāre thinking of Electron. Voltron is an instrument used for measuring electrical potential difference between two points in an electric circuit.
No, youāre thinking of voltmeter. Voltron is the french word for car.
cant head lumpy
Do it anyways let the lumps breathe
Remember when Joshua William Dun, a person who has been open about having severe anxiety, accepted an award ON HIS OWN?
I have never seen this pic before but Iām in love with it
Lynn Gunn X Green
20gayteen is so fucking real
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Whyāre you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs ⦠Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
2.5 million notes I hate myself
I reblogged this twice now
Iām so sorry this isnāt b99 related and this isnāt real but I canāt not skip this Iām sorry
Not taking a fucking chance
Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance
No chances⦠Sheās out⦠And she must be protected.
How dare you
Whatcha doin to me Farkle!
i canāt risk it
sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever
Sorry I canāt risk it
Fuck sorry guys Ā I love my mom
Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.
2.8 million notes
CANT RISK IT
Bitch
I love you mom
mom saranghae
Canāt risk these things sorry!
damn it. Love you mom.
āiām sad and idk how to feel betterā
āi donāt know what to drawā
āi always mess upā
āBUT I SUCKā
LISTEN TO BOB ROSS.
Bob Ross was paid $0 to make his series. He made a living giving lessons IRL and later selling his own line of paints and brushes.
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Isnāt it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
Unfollow me too
this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice
and if you call pedophilia anĀ āorientationā or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.Ā
I just lost 50 followers.. bye
clearing out the trash
GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON
BUHBYE U McNASTIES
Iāve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought āno way do I have any of them following meā until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin āMAPā (pedophile) followers sad to find out Iām an āantiā (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.
If youāre a pedophile or pedophile apologist, unfollow me and go get a mangoworm or thirty. In sensitive areas.
Bu-bye!!
Iāve reblogged this before and Iām sure my readers are cool but JUST IN CASE!
Wanting to have sex with children is a CRIME, not an orientation or kink or anything else but a reason you deserve jail, death, or both.
If you disagree⦠GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Iām done being meanĀ
so proud of you
Hey tumblr user rocketrandom66
yeah? :)
A lot of āhumans are weirdā posts play with the idea that humans are one of the few species that actually evolved as a predator and, as such, we are unusually strong and fastā but what if weāre not.
What if weāre tiny?
What if, to the majority of species in the galaxy, ten feet tall is unusually shortā it basically only happens due to rare genetic conditionsā and the average human is basically cat sized or smaller?
Instead of being terrified by our strength, the aliensā most pressing concern is how exactly theyāre going to communicate with us when weāre all the way down on the ground.
There are experiments, with aliens crouching low or humans standing on high platformsā but it usually ends up being either uncomfortable for the alien or dangerous for the human, or both, and just generally impractical for everyone.
But, while the diplomats and politicians are trying to figure out a dignified and simple solution, the ordinary people who actually have to work with the aliens have found one. Humans are, generally, pretty good climbers, and most species have conveniently places scales, feathers, fur or clothing that can act as a hand or foothold. Sure, some humans have a fear of heights, but those arenāt typically the ones going into space. Besides, climbing on a living alien often feels safer than climbing up a rock or somethingā at least you know youāve got somebody to catch you.
Soon it becomes accepted that thatās the way humans travel with aliensā up high, easy to see and hard to tread on (there were quite a few⦠near misses, in the first few meetings between humans and aliens), balanced on somebodyās shoulder like the overgrown monkeys that we are.
Many humans see this as kind of an insult and absolutely refuse to go along with it, but they arenāt the ones who end up spending a lot of time with aliensā itās just too inconvenient to talk to somebody all the way down on the ground. The ones that do best are the ones who just treat it like itās normal, allowing themselves to be carried (at least, itās ācarryingā when the aliens are within earshot. Among themselves, most humans jokingly refer to it as āridingā), and passing on tips to their friends about the best ways to ride on different species without damaging feathers, or stepping on sensitive spots (or, in at least one case, ending up with a foot full of poisonous spinesā¦).
The reason they donāt feel patronised by this is that they know, and they know that nearly everyone else in the galaxy knows, that humans are not just pets.
After all, youād be surprised when a small size comes in handy.
Need somebody to look at the wiring in a small and fairly inaccessible area of the ship? Ask a human.
Need somebody to fix this fairly small and very detailed piece of machinery? Ask a human, theyāre so small that their eyes naturally pick up smaller details.
Trapped under rubble and need somebody to crawl through a small gap and get help? Ask a humanā most can wriggle through any gap that they can fit their head and shoulders through.
If youāre a friend, humans can be very useful. If, on the other hand, youāre an enemyā¦
Rumours spread all around the galaxy, of ships that threatened humans or human allies and started experiencing technical problems. Lights going off, wires being cutā in some cases, the cases where the threats were more than just words and humans or friends of humans were killed, life support lines have been severed, or airlocks have mysteriously malfunctioned and whole crews have been sucked out into space.
If the subject comes up, most humans will blame it on āgremlinsā and exchange grim smiles when theyāre other species friends arenāt looking.
By this point, most ships have a crew of humans, whether they like it or not. Lots of humans, young ones generally, the ones who want to see a bit of the universe but donāt have the money or connections to make it happen any other way, like to stowaway on ships. Theyāll hang around the space ports, wait for a shipās door to open and dart on in. The average human can have quite a nice time scurrying around in the walls of an alien ship, so long as theyāre careful not to dislodge anything important.
Normally nobody notices them, and the ones that do tend not Ā to say anythingā itās generally recognised that having humans on your ship is good luck.
If there are humans on your ship, they say, then anything you lose will be found within a matter of days, sometimes even in your quarters; any minor task you leave outā some dishes that need to be cleaned, a report that needs to be spellchecked, some calculations that need to be doneā will be quickly and quietly completed during the night; any small children on the ship, who are still young enough to start to cry in the night, will be soothed almost before their parents even wake, sometimes even by words in their own tongue, spoken clumsily through human vocal chords. If any of the human are engineers (and a lot of them are, and still more of them arenāt, but have picked up quite a few tricks on their travels from humans who are) then minor malfunctions will be fixed before you even notice them, and your ship is significantly less likely to experience any major problems.
The humans are eager to earn their keep, especially when the more grateful aliens start leaving out dishes of human-safe foods for them.
This, again, is considered good luckā especially since the aliens who arenāt kind to the humans often end up losing things, or waking up to find that their fur has been cut, or the report they spent hours on yesterday has mysteriously been deleted.
To human crew members, who work on alien ships out in the open, and have their names on the crew manifest and everything, these small groups of humans are colloquially referred to as āshipās ratsā. Thereās a sort of uneasy relationship between the two groups. On the one hand, the crew members regard the shipās rats as spongers and potential nuisancesā on the other hand, most human crew members started out as shipās rats themselves, and now benefit from the respect (and more than a little awe) that the shipās rats have made most aliens feel for humans. The general arrangement is that shipās rats try to avoid ships with human crew members and, when they canāt, then they make sure to stay out of the crew membersā way, and the crew members who do see one make sure not to mention them to any alien crew members.
The aliens who know, on the other hand, have gotten into the habit of not calling them by nameā mainly because theyāre shaky as the legality of this arrangement, and donāt want to admit that anythingās going on. Instead they talk about āthe little peopleā or āthe ones in the wallsā or, more vaguely, āThemā.
Their human friendsā balancing on their shoulders, occasionally scurrying down and arm so as to get to a table, or jumping from one personās shoulder to another, in order to better follow the conversationā laugh quietly to themselves when they hear this.
Back before the first first contact, lot of people on Earth thought that humans would become space orcs. Little did they know, theyād actually end up as space fae.
1. The role and functions of a pawn.
2. The weakest pieces on the board; numerous; interchangeable; existing to be sacrificed for the benefit of the real players.
3. Unlike other pieces, a pawn may not retreat. It can only go forward, one step at a time.
4. A pawn cannot capture a piece that blocks its path. It may only proceed if the opposing piece concedes ground, or if a different route is offered.
5. The en passant capture is a special move that permits one pawn to successfully attack another without directly engaging it.
6. Otherwise, the only way a pawn can capture is by going one step forward and to the left or right, in a single diagonal move.
7. In very rare occasions, if a pawn is allowed to cross the entire board, unscathedā¦
8. ā¦it may be promoted to a queen, and, perhaps, turn the tide of the war.
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pats face im always going to reblog this
are you fucking kidding me
Iām over here dying to have a wife and straight men are still making āmarriage ruined my lifeā jokes. Like? Buddy? First of all thatās never been funny. Second, if you donāt want your wife Iāll take her
āif ppl joke about marriage ruining whatever⦠bro, you shouldnāt have gotten married and your wife deserves more.
I find myself having to ask this question constantly but as a straight dude am I allowed to reblog this because I relate so hard
Absolutely! I wrote this from a lesbian perspective but I think itās great that thereās straight guys who can relate. Cherishing your partner should be a universal thing
corporate marketing exec: so, what are the kids into these days, eating tide pods? frogs? me, scrolling frantically through the data: ma'am, apparently itās āloving and cherishing your life partner of any genderā
someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way